Author Topic: Why don't Americans have proper names?  (Read 21793 times)

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #360 on: January 06, 2021, 09:29:23 AM »
Just saw this British guy with an American-sounding name:


looks like he's one of those American actors who always gets the small character parts in films. always does the same face for each one too

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #361 on: January 06, 2021, 09:40:20 AM »
Ronnie O'Sullivan

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #362 on: January 06, 2021, 12:30:15 PM »
My brother married into an American family and boasts both a Brady and a Duane as in-laws. Their bemused horror at the reality of bro's South London 'hood not living up to their Downton and The Crown preconceptions was the funniest shit I've ever seen, man.

Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #363 on: January 07, 2021, 12:56:51 AM »
Rep. Markwayne Mullin (Oklahoma) being interviewed on NBC now and sounding batshit insane. Saying the violence is in no way Trump's fault and "people are ultimately responsible for their own actions" and talking of "agitators" attacking the Trump supporters. Now going on about Antifa and "both sides fanning the flames". Fucking hell. Spoken like a fully paid-up cult member.

Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #364 on: January 10, 2021, 08:12:10 PM »
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5336682/

Alexis Koerner appeared in the short Hearsay with Judah McFadden (who was in the Ron Perlman movie the Great War and a short with Asylum actor Harwood Gordon) and Dov Lebowitz Nowak who was in TV pilot Gold on Bank Street with Mary Rogers McMaster (in The Last Full Measure with Christopher Plummer and Ken Barlow's Sun) and  Amazon Prime flick Light from the Tower with Nightwing fan film Poison Ivy Sarah Villegas, SArah Rsoengarten, Christopher Coakley, Amy Soaraghan, Buckner Hinkle (CBS' Bull) and Joe VEntricelli, Nicki Delmonico and Will F. Young

Ronin Boys/Shang Chi's Danton Mew.

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #365 on: January 11, 2021, 01:14:00 AM »
Eric Gavelek Munchel
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Bradley Rukstales

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #366 on: January 15, 2021, 02:56:15 AM »

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #367 on: January 15, 2021, 09:49:31 AM »
Wankers who go around in pairs seemingly to afford their names some kind of spark


“Howdy I’m Bryant.”

Ah okay you’ve got an extra t in your name, let’s see if your friend or partner here happens to have a missing one.

“Yankydoodle I’m P.”

Of course, just P.  Short for Peter, you see.  Consider me shocked at your absence of a t sound, by the way.  Didn’t see it coming.



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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #368 on: January 15, 2021, 09:54:31 AM »
American film star Huge Ackman.

Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #369 on: January 18, 2021, 11:11:45 PM »
He's probably been posted before, but his grin sells it. Who wouldn't have a grin with a name like that

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #370 on: January 18, 2021, 11:15:59 PM »
Excellency

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Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #371 on: January 20, 2021, 03:51:57 PM »
Presenting: retired pro footballer and Presbyterian minister Donn Moomaw.

Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #372 on: January 20, 2021, 04:09:57 PM »
Dunk Wriggler.

Re: Why don't Americans have proper names?
« Reply #373 on: January 20, 2021, 04:24:26 PM »
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