Why don't Americans have proper names?

[George White]

Healer (2016) w W Scott Parker (Leatherheads), Letterboxd's geeky Caleb Deal, Matt Berry-alike Tom Gore, Heather Lynch of Dawson's Creek seems unreleased. https://www.imdb.com/search/name/?roles=tt4861366

The IP Section (TV Series 2019– ) - local webcoms are a thing. Utah/Ally Austin's the  IP Section vvith Walking Dead/soap star Jacob Young (also in short Prepare to Launch https://t.co/HXugkIr1R7?amp=1) and  High School Musical 2's K Danor Gerard

BitTorrent's starry Under the Table  w Haa Bowens(2015) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5480478/externalsites?ref_=tt_ql_rel_2

Canada's Walrus and Whistleblower https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12286048/?ref_=nm_knf_i4
9mm FX worked on short Iguanaman - https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0201527
Along for the Ride- Andie MacDowell film still unreleased.
letterboxd's Michael Howard's aptly named Invisible prods - https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0089511
letterboxd's the Arm's Audrey Corsa - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6575931/?ref_=tt_cl_t5
US TV's Sharon Kirkman

Dr. Feelgood 2011 - https://imdb.com/title/tt1532942/externalsites?ref_=tt_ql_rel_2
everyone here sounds like a porn star, except my friend Julianna Pitt and Adult Swim's amber Coyle
Phoenix Sampson?!?!

Letterboxd's Chris Cashon and Elizabeth Flagg of neo noir short Turned Tables - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2387605/keywords?ref_=tt_ql_stry_4

They're Coming from Alisa,  a Don Glut prodigy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12209846/?ref_=rlm
Jheisson Nunez of Adult Swim and a Very 2020 Christmas 


Jervonne Thacker's photoshoptastic https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13825986/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_4 with tubi's Chad Dudley, Ikeem Boseman, Beau Harden, Lakesha,  Hennessy Cunningham and pos. Eric Roberts

You got one week - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12631192/locations?ref_=tt_ql_dt_5 DL Hughley protege Clint Coley

red-titled Next of Kin w cast of Wrong turn remake https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14110518/locations?ref_=tt_ql_dt_5

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10520424/ The Lies I Tell Myself: Directed by Tati Vogt. With Tatiana McQuay, Ricardo Hurtado, Greg Rogstad, Nia Sioux. 


https://imdb.com/name/nm8689639/?ref_=nmls_hd
Letterboxd's  A Boy. A Girl. A Dream. (2018)'s  Alexis Fallon sounds like a Dynasty Brundlefly. Her In Security seems unreleased.

[Auntie Beryl]

[El Unicornio, mang]

The command line for stealing a drink in a James Bond text adventure game

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Saw a reference to this guy today - Pepper D. Culpepper:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_D._Culpepper

The US's answer to Bean Beanland, IMO.

[Jittlebags]

Yeeee Haaahhhh

[George White]

Shaundraey Carmichael - of webseries  Clairvoyance - The Ellis Files with Dynasty's Erica Page  and Southern Hospitality 2018 with Terrance Sims of Tales from the Hood 2 and the Games Children Play with DC's Stargirl's Stella Smith https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5565428/

Some names in this 2002 doc https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1619486/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_5

[Cold Meat Platter]

Wally Funk, 82, to join Jeff Bezos space flight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57686654

[beanheadmcginty]

Upflown Funk

[seepage]

"In some countries, Wally is a girl's name, as a short form of e.g. Valerie, Valentine or Walburga". Does that mean it should pronounced in the German way with a 'V' sound?

[El Unicornio, mang]

What you give a plonker to eat

[George White]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12937530/companycredits?ref_=ttexst_ql_4
Egyptian-themed Georgian cheerleader drama Power of Rah by Juliana Cifuentes/Spinner'sAlley - Stars: Juliana Cifuentes, Santwon McCray, Bob Barna, Ella Dragosavac, Bryce Daniel Crawford, Callan Vanderpool, Kameron Owens.
Six allstar cheerleaders have each earned a spot on their dream team. Will they rise to the challenge or become collateral damage of this elite sport? 
It also features Creepshow's Ja-ness Tate, Letterboxd's Xia Orozco  and It's Supernatural's Linda Meadows

Cifuentes also  made horror  short Where the Truth Lies (2021)  with the 5th Wave's Donny Sadler, also in various unfin. projects - maritime/anchor-themed webseries Rip Tide with Letterboxd's Ava Alyse Anthony.

Sadler knows Peter Alcide (who knows my friend Jamie Bernadette) and Kat Dell (who knows my friend Mike Haberfelner)

Sadler knows Alvin and the Chipmunks' Ethan Alexander De'Marsi who was in the unfinished Spyquest -  and Jennifer Dawn's  Flowers  in the Snow 2015 andVimeo's  Don't ever Tell   - bothwith Gotti's Peter Gaudio - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4753906/?ref_=nm_flmg_cin_1

De'Marsi  weirdly  knows former Lorimar/Miramax exec Steve Abraham. His mum Teri Lyn knows my friend, dir. Jeff Burr.

Linda Meadows' in Chronicles Film's Youtube duo Lewis and Clark with Cobra Kai/Walking Dead's Gisette Valentin - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5493542/locations?ref_=ttexst_ql_5

Linda Meadows' is in two unfinished films - Eddie Tosh Cantle's cyberpunker Deceptive State with Letterboxd's RajKala - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8711656/?ref_=adv_li_tt, Blackflight's The Marks with Conjuring 3's  Robert Walker Branchaud - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7945086

[greencalx]

I feel like we ought to have had this by now



but Googling suggests we haven't.

[beanheadmcginty]

I remember around the same era we had the Buffy end credits double-whammy of Brian Wankum and Thomas Wanker.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Watching the Cubs Cardinals game and the commentators are creaming themselves over this guy's name

[Replies From View]

Final Snickers

[Replies From View]

I feel like we ought to have had this by now



but Googling suggests we haven't.

Good call; I think I recognise his name... it may have been attached to the doomed Red Dwarf USA project.

[robhug]

PGA tour is a hotbed for this sort of stuff, these are just a few examples currently playing the John Deere Classic

Chesson Hadley
Kramer Hickok
Chase Seiffert
Donald Ronald Trahan
Ted Potter

[mothman]

The name silliness is spreading. I got a work-related email from someone whose first name was Bond. When we finally talked on the phone, Bond was a she.[nb]Just hope she's not the only one in the country, otherwise if she Googles "Bond first name" she'll find this page...[nb]Though she'll have to get past a lot of pages saying "Bond's first name is James" to do so.[/nb] [/nb]

[JesusAndYourBush]

She can introduce herself with "My name's Bond...... Bond."

[Replies From View]

Darude Sandstorm

[The Dog]

Several key employees had resigned from Virgin Galactic within the year leading up to the crash, including the Vice-President of Safety, Jon Turnipseed

[ImmaculateClump]

[Pink Gregory]

Why would you name your child after an oxide

[flotemysost]

It's a sadly ironic story, but reports of the death of antivax rightwing US radio host Dick Farrel did contain this zinger

"He told me this virus is no joke and he said, "I wish I had gotten [the vaccine]!" close friend Amy Leigh Hair wrote on Facebook.

For some reason the relatively pedestrian first name/s only serve to make the surname even more absurd.

[Pink Gregory]

Reading the Jakarta Method at the minute; learned that CIA asset and Theodore Roosevelt's grandson is called Kermit.  Kermit Roosevelt.

[El Unicornio, mang]

[FredNurke]

Reading the Jakarta Method at the minute; learned that CIA asset and Theodore Roosevelt's grandson is called Kermit.  Kermit Roosevelt.

Also his father's name and the name of one of his sons, who was born after Sesame Street started so there's really no excuse by that point.

[buttgammon]

The twist is that Jakarta Method is also the name of the author.

[robhug]

[Vitamin C]

Newspaper man Gersh Kuntzman

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gersh_Kuntzman