The ultimate dickhead film

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Partner to The ultimate dickhead song, in Oscillations

If you saw this in someone's collection, or overheard them talking about it, you'd just think dickhead instantly.

Like a synaptic shortcut, just instant, sublime. Dickhead.

Dickhead.

Dickhead.



Go on then

[marquis_de_sad]

Scarface poster.

[Absorb the anus burn]

Genevieve (for posh dickheads)

American Beauty (for anyone who thinks a bag floating in the breeze is brilliant)

[purlieu]

Which of the Fast & Furious films is the most dickheadish?

[Lemming]

Fight Club

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Almost any 90's/early 2000's gangster film. Especially the English ones.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Boy

A bit leftfield this, but this film aroused so little in me mentally it has to be worthy of nomination.

Here's the premise. A foolish, inane moron is a foolish, inane, moron for the length of a normal length film. The End.

Hahah but it's funny because look at him doing th...NO.

This is the most charmless piece of shit I've ever seen committed to film. Like if someone made a film about Legend Gary but in the manner of a US jock, but less charming and less funny.

The most cringeworthy element of all is, we're supposed to be laughing in a jock way at the jock things. It's not Dumb and Dumber where there's the juxtaposition of grown adults behaving like children, and besides that, it doesn't have any funny moments or lines.

That bad.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

National Lampoon's Cum-Encrusted Frat Boy Shitfest

[Custard]

It IS Scarface, isn't it.

Adored by nobheads the world over, and nobhead bling-bling rappers the world over

Which is a shame, as it's a great film. Which makes me a nobhead too

[Keebleman]

American Beauty (for anyone who thinks a bag floating in the breeze is brilliant)

D'y'know, I was in the shower just now thinking about this very scene!!  And how I could never tell whether it was meant to be ironic or not.  And how the entire mumblecore genre probably sprang from it.  "No ideas, dude?  Hey, that's cool - just point the camera at something boring for long enough and it will just, like, create its own, like, significance!"

[madhair60]

Zombieland.

[Bhazor]

Sharknado.

The movie fan equivalent of a H&M Sex Pistols tshirt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sharknado.

The movie fan equivalent of a H&M Sex Pistols tshirt.

Huh? How?

Surely a more fitting vacuous appropriation of a dead culture purely for stylistics would be  something like School of Rock.

[Dannyhood91]

Scarface if only because so many people grossly misunderstand the message of the film.

For the record i like it

[303]

Any film about the Kray brothers.

[marquis_de_sad]

Similarly, the Big Lebowski. It might seem like a good film, but how good can it really be if it inspired this?

[Bhazor]

Huh? How?

Surely a more fitting vacuous appropriation of a dead culture purely for stylistics would be  something like School of Rock.

Sharknado is the corporate equivalent of a bad film. A deliberate attempt to grab onto The Room and Birdemic fads. Bet you have a copy. Bet you thought it was a right laugh and told all your friends about this zany movie you wouldn't believe ha ha. Hope you die. 

[Funcrusher]

That Nick Love vigilante film must be a strong candidate. Never seen it, don't have any plans to.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sharknado is the corporate equivalent of a bad film. A deliberate attempt to grab onto The Room and Birdemic fads. Bet you have a copy. Bet you thought it was a right laugh and told all your friends about this zany movie you wouldn't believe ha ha. Hope you die.

Not had the pleasure but I laughed through half an hour of the ridiculously bad Stonado the other weekend.

[Big Jack McBastard]

I think it was Rise of the Footsoldier wasn't it?

[KillJester]

Requiem for a Dream - the hysterical, cartoonish misery combined with its juvenile po-facedness means I'm deeply suspicious if I hear anyone who isn't a kid laud it.

[Mr Banlon]

Got to agree that Scarface is the ultimate dickhead film.
A thick bloke arrives in Miami with the Mariel boat lift in 1980. Does some stupid violent stuff. Gets murdered two years later.
I don't know how anyone can think Tony Montana is anything other than a total fucking idiot.

[zomgmouse]

Ferris Bueller Fuck Off

[Shaky]

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. I once knew of a man who watched this at least once a week.

[zomgmouse]

Inceptfuckofftion[nb]Did you see what I did there

I incepted fuck off into Inception

Inceptfuckofftion[/nb]

[Kelvin]

As a student: Taxi Driver or Raging Bull posters.

That heady mix of tortured machismo, pretension[nb]Not because the films are pretentious, but because they're indicators of "I like quality films"[/nb] and mundanity. 

[Lost Oliver]

I've got loads of idea for this but as it's early I'll just say Anchorman and waltz out of the thread. Whenever I hear someone say they like it my stomach does a turn and I instantly feel like I've disconnected from the world again.

[Paaaaul]

Scarface if only because so many people grossly misunderstand the message of the film.

For the record i like it

This is the winner.

When I saw the thread title, I instantly thought Scarface.
And that's from someone who likes the film, and owns it, along with a dozen or so other De Palma films.

[BlodwynPig]

Minothree (because I'm no longer producing)

[ASFTSN]

Football Factory