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Desolation III: The Arid Mind

Started by BlodwynPig, February 13, 2017, 08:47:30 AM

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Ferris

Linda and Tony Gilkes, from Thorntree, are refused meat pies before 9am in Berwick Hills Morrisons, Middlesbrough.

Dr Syntax Head

Susan gets up in the middle of the night for a snack. She makes a lovely big bowl of weetabix. One taste and she pukes. She put salt on it instead of sugar. She goes back to bed, hungry and alone.

Dannyhood91

The Tweenies reluctantly suck off a bus driver.

Phil_A

Quote from: Glebe on April 14, 2018, 12:21:00 AM
Rik Waller unfriends David Dickinson on Facebook.

Rik Waller appears as an unprompted suggestion of a potential friend on a stranger's facebook page. The suggestion is ignored.















True story.

ollyboro

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 15, 2018, 06:46:13 PM
Linda and Tony Gilkes, from Thorntree, are refused meat pies before 9am in Berwick Hills Morrisons, Middlesbrough.
Don't be ridiculous. Only a pair of 3 times a week fish and chip cunts would go whinging to the Gazette because Mozzas wouldn't sell them some pies at 8:45am. Try and keep it realistic.

Dr Syntax Head

Quote from: Dannyhood91 on April 15, 2018, 10:27:14 PM
The Tweenies reluctantly suck off a bus driver.

Presumably pimped out by that red face grandad Tweenie man

Gregory Torso

An insomniac anus ponders life and rap lyrics as an enormous turd slowly emerges from its toothless mouth over the course of four miserable hours.

Spoon of Ploff

Some people on the internet wonder who is going to start the fourth Desolation Thread, and if they will be able come up with a good name for it.

Because 'The Arid Mind' wasn't all that.

The Bumlord

Roger Waters awakens to find himself in Israel.

A Thameslink train leaves dead on time. It crashes. No survivors.

A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.