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"Pudi The Sugar Glider" - A Children's Book

Started by Chairman Bodog, March 06, 2017, 07:39:53 PM

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Chairman Bodog

Pudi The Sugar Glider was only 7!

"Going on 8!" Said Ardon the Geezer. He was holding his pocket balls.

Pudi The Sugar Glider went on holiday to Sierra Leone.

"This is scary!" Thought Pudi...



Chairman Bodog

Pudi saw a man in dark robes and said hello.

"Hello!" said Pudi. "My name is Pudi."

The man in dark robes shuffled him into a van that was full of militant islamists!

"No fair!" said Pudi, as they held him down...

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Pudi quickly worked out who was in charge.

"Do you mind if I call you John?" Pudi asked Ahmed "the Ball Nuker" Abdullah.

A motherfucker in a pair of tights and a cravat slid over and munched a slice of Viennetta accusingly in Pudi's face, while Ahmed nodded his approval.

"You'll get a head-freeze if you eat that so quickly," Pudi warned the motherfucker...

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Pudi landed The Sugcopter in Golders Green, and went to pick up a nice, juicy ham for Mavis!