"P-Bo"

[poo]

Porknell Boswego

[BlodwynPig]

Oh Porknell, Fair Maiden
Give me your hand claw
Your soft flowing locks tendrils
and together we'll stand squat

n'er the Majestic Oak Tree botty punnet
we meet face to face jesus fucking christ what is that
in each others arms mandibles
and tenderly embrace get an interstellar botty ramming

[pancreas]

My, Porknell Luigi Boswego, really has grown. It was only two months ago he was a 55lb bouncing baby boy. And now look. Has he been at the sports powder?

[Howj Begg]

Clowne needs a reboot imo.

[Glebe]

He recently married one the Kardashians, apparently.

In space.

[canadagoose]

He recently married one the Kardashians, apparently.

In space.

Jeez, these Boswegos don't half get up to some antics, don't they? If there are any female Boswegos they'll probably end up in the Sidebar of Shame at some point.

[Glebe]

Jeez, these Boswegos don't half get up to some antics, don't they? If there are any female Boswegos they'll probably end up in the Sidebar of Shame at some point.

Let's just hope they don't end up in the 'Sidecar' of Shame - General Boswego's legendary shag-vehicle of choice!

[Mr Eggs]

A Paul Ross Film.
But he's very scared and wants out.

[zomgmouse]

Pennifer Bopez

[doppelkorn]

Poosan Boyle

[Dex Sawash]

'If ever you're in my arse again' is my favorite P-Bo tune

[hamfist]

Last night I dreamt of Boswego
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the pong
A young clowne with thighs like two serpents
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Pterodactyls swooping down
Dogshit beaks inside my brown
This is where I longed to be
Red nosed penetrator

And when my cheeks were splayed
The barbs would tear my thigh
Cum sprayed my ears and sting my eyes
Rape God from Sector 9

I fell in love with Boswego
Warm shit slurried down my knee, he called to me
Te dijo te amo
I prayed that my pipe would last
They rammed so fast

Pterodactyls swooping down
Dogshit beaks inside my brown
This is where I longed to be
Red nosed penetrator

And when my cheeks were splayed
The barbs would tear my thigh
Cum sprayed my ears and sting my eyes
Rape God from Sector 9