reason

[the science eel]

What would be a possible reason someone would put a Blue Peter badge up their arse?

SENSIBLE ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE

[Glebe]

It was a bet to get Peter Noakes to climb Nelson's Pillar or summit.

[pancreas]

Trying to use the pin to break up a really hard shit.

[the science eel]

Trying to use the pin to break up a really hard shit.

Good.

Now you.

[hamfist]

to reward their arse for collecting 5000 milk bottle tops. well done, arse.

[the science eel]

You have to think of a new 'why would someone....?'

[doppelkorn]

Why would someone ever get the feeling they'd been cheated?

[Quincey]

They were worried about someone stealing it?