Infantilisation

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

This complete abomination on an art installation near me.

Probably mentioned 5 times in the thread already...but adults referring to a dog's owner as "his/her human" just fuck off. Especially if it's a news item.

[idunnosomename]

I hate how the dodo constantly refers to pets "mom and dad". Human is quirky but makes sense. Saying that a dog/cat/snake/whatever their ACTUAL CHILD is just weird.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I hate how the dodo constantly refers to pets "mom and dad". Human is quirky but makes sense. Saying that a dog/cat/snake/whatever their ACTUAL CHILD is just weird.

Lots of pets are surrogate children though.

[NJ Uncut]

Lots of pets are surrogate children though.

Yeah, I walked around and every cat or dog I saw I ended up stroking and scratching tenderly

Same with kids!!

- Posted from the Beast Wing

[José]

Probably mentioned 5 times in the thread already...but adults referring to a dog's owner as "his/her human" just fuck off. Especially if it's a news item.

every time someone says "a dog doing their business" i picture a dog outside camden road barking "crack" at passers by.

[kalowski]

every time someone says "a dog doing their business" i picture a dog outside camden road barking "crack" at passers by.

Ha ha.
And whenever I see the sign just near my house that says "No Dog Fouling" I imagine Roy Keane booting a Cocker spaniel into the air like it was Alfie Håland.

[imitationleather]

When my girlfriend says she wants "doggy style" I picture her going to one of those places that poodles get shaved and dyed.

[kalowski]

When my girlfriend says she wants "doggy style" I picture her going to one of those places that poodles get shaved and dyed.

It's all niche porn these days.

[NJ Uncut]

I put a picture of a hedgehog that was in my garden on Instagram

No that's not even my contribution!

It's that someone posting "as" a hedgehog commented that this hedgehog was good looking

And it's a thing. People "are" their dogs and cats and goldfish on Instagram. Like being a baby on Facebook, or a genuine girl on a dating site in 2003. You're personifying a thing that can't be there and isn't and you're a liar spewing grime because it all has to be accessible and cute.

If you're going to do that, at least be something less fuckin childish. Be famine and troll people's stupid meal pix, or the concept of time, or be atrophy.

"HELLO THERE YOU'RE QUITE SEXY!" "comments" the account "of" Sir Meowsalot on my drunken grainy upload of a cat in the street.

I fuckin pray for killer tidal waves. Suppose I got my just desserts technically

[phes]

Not infantilisation, more "quirky" but i went to wedding recpetion in a really posh rugger type pub a couple of weeks ago and these were the urinals



FFS. They're too close to each other for a start but you also felt that someone would burst in in their brassed off outfit asking what the fuck you thought you were playing pissing into their parper.

However had the shitter had been a tuba I would have been on board.

Jesus fucking Christ someone needs to Blue Peter Garden that shit. I'm seriously fantasising about kicking it to bits

[king_tubby]

You'd get piss all over your shoes. You pissy shoe bastard.

[Dex Sawash]

Not infantilisation, more "quirky" but i went to wedding recpetion in a really posh rugger type pub a couple of weeks ago and these were the urinals



FFS. They're too close to each other for a start but you also felt that someone would burst in in their brassed off outfit asking what the fuck you thought you were playing pissing into their parper.

However had the shitter had been a tuba I would have been on board.

I have about 10 jokes to make had they been french horns or trombones. Euphonium is such a funny word that it defies twisting up to make a joke.

[NJ Uncut]

I have about 10 jokes to make had they been french horns or trombones. Euphonium is such a funny word that it defies twisting up to make a joke.

Euphonium, you pay for em.

[BlodwynPig]

Someone might shit in one of those and that would be some poor sod's evening and night ruined

[Kelvin]

Someone might shit in one of those and that would be some poor sod's evening and night ruined

Probably the whole front row at the concert  :(

[Icehaven]

Could help with the old 'performance anxiety' problem though as you could stand right up against it so no one could see your willy.

[imitationleather]

Could help with the old 'performance anxiety' problem though as you could stand right up against it so no one could see your willy.

But us well-endowed chaps would end up getting trapped in the mechanism.

[Captain Z]

Someone might shit in one of those and that would be some poor sod's evening and night ruined

rugger type pub

I can virtually guarantee that occurrence is into double figures.

[Twed]

Just realised that the angle of those openings means that they would make the best "cling film prank" fodder. Coupled with the fact the victim is likely to be a rugger cunt... YES>!>!

[Icehaven]

Remember that bloke years ago who was found hiding in the wall a women's toilet and he'd made a spy hole? Maybe under the floor there there's some coprophiles with their lips locked round the mouthpieces.

[imitationleather]

Remember that bloke years ago who was found hiding in the wall a women's toilet and he'd made a spy hole? Maybe under the floor there there's some coprophiles with their lips locked round the mouthpieces.

Is that different from the guy who buried himself under the urinals in the Soho 'spoons so he could engage in some non-consensual golden shower action?

[Icehaven]

Is that different from the guy who buried himself under the urinals in the Soho 'spoons so he could engage in some non-consensual golden shower action?

Might be the same one actually, the one I'm thinking of was in Soho.

[Cuellar]

Is that different from the guy who buried himself under the urinals in the Soho 'spoons so he could engage in some non-consensual golden shower action?

I absolutely love that story. Don't care if it's all nonsense.

[Johnboy]

Spotify trying to sell me a premium account, telling me about "uninterrupted music", says what else is good that's uninterrupted - "uninterrupted pint of ice cream".

FFS.

[imitationleather]

Spotify trying to sell me a premium account, telling me about "uninterrupted music", says what else is good that's uninterrupted - "uninterrupted pint of ice cream".

FFS.

Eating a pint of ice cream on your own with no interruptions sounds depressing, to be honest.

[NJ Uncut]

Spotify trying to sell me a premium account, telling me about "uninterrupted music", says what else is good that's uninterrupted - "uninterrupted pint of ice cream".

FFS.

Louis CK offered uninterrupted wank
refuses flat out.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Eating a pint of ice cream on your own with no interruptions sounds depressing, to be honest.

Even if you're listening to Chaka Demus and Pliers?

[garbed_attic]

While I imagine his intention is not infantilisation of an increasingly docile population... I hate this.

https://twitter.com/Brick_Cop

[Icehaven]

Imagine the brain freeze. You can't, because your BRAIN IS FROZEN.

[José]

While I imagine his intention is not infantilisation of an increasingly docile population... I hate this.

https://twitter.com/Brick_Cop

i deal with the police a lot in my line of work (murderer) and sometimes it really does feel like i'm talking to particularly dim children.