Pipe advice please

[The Masked Unit]

No need to show your working as I'm in a rush, but if you had to buy a good quantity of mixed-size pipes (I'm talking tonnes rather than kilos), are Perry's Pipes really the go-to merchant as everyone says, or are there any reliable alternatives, e.g. Pearson's, Putcombe's etc? Please don't say Gary's or Ian's as I've heard nothing but bad about the after-sales.

Thx in advance.

[pancreas]

Hi. Before we give advice will you want these filled with dog shit or not.

[Mr Eggs]

3 kilometers of high pressure gas main. 900 mm bore. French. No fittings.

Top end pipe. Fuck is it mint. Yes.

[Mr Eggs]

Oh. Cumberland Len is the dealer.

Top pipe.

[The Masked Unit]

Hi. Before we give advice will you want these filled with dog shit or not.

I certainly don't want to rule it out.

[Spoon of Ploff]

I find this blatant discrimination against ducts quite sickening actually. I'm sure you'll get the piping you deserve.