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Whisky makes you frisky, brandy makes you randy

Started by touchingcloth, April 15, 2017, 10:06:10 AM

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touchingcloth

But they never say what Westmalle Trappist Tripel does. Answers on the back of a postcard.

Howj Begg

beer makes me queer
ale makes me fail (and flail)

touchingcloth

Beer after wine, you'll feel fine. Wine after beer, also fine.

Glebe


JoeyBananaduck

Have a drop of bourbon, pants worn like a turban.

Sip of dram of Baileys, Bob Marley and The Waileys (?)

Chuck back a Southern Comfort, do a little cum spurt.

Shake up a Martini, shit in your bikini.

Cuellar

Westmalle Trappist Tripel, makes you slap a cripple.

Spoon of Ploff

too many Hürlimanns
   make your eyes go all blurry
  (mans)




chocky909

Alcohol makes me drunk. Soft drinks make me fat. Water makes me bored.

Kane Jones

Too many Guinnesses turns your shit to molasses.


Cuellar

Drink too much pisco, start a company called Piss Co.

Kane Jones


royce coolidge


zomgmouse

Tia Maria makes you a pee-r, yet Kahlua makes you a poo-er

rue the polywhirl

Too many tankards make you wankered.

Too much Glenfiddich makes you play quidditch.

Too much absinthe makes you shit plinths.

Too much vodka makes you... die?

pancreas



JoeyBananaduck

Too many Coronas, wank off like a loner

Too much Budweiser, diarrhea like a geyser

Too many Bud Lights, painful spiky shites.

One too many Guinness, sucked off but cannot finish.

Too many Coors, cupboard full of whores.

TheWoodenSpoon

Too much Newcastle Brown, you move out to Clowne.

Glebe


Chairman Bodog


thraxx

Lilt makes your knob wilt.

To much mead, guzzle another man's seed.

Irn Bru makes you a jew.

Mr Brightside

Quote from: touchingcloth on April 15, 2017, 10:06:10 AM
But they never say what Westmalle Trappist Tripel does. Answers on the back of a postcard.

Westmalle Trappist Tripel makes you nip a nipper's nipple or caress a Croat cripple for it's just that kind of tipple

cptspalding

Ice T / Body Count unused lyrics #45

Stella in the gullet: decide to grow a mullet
Packing Ale like Morse: enough to kill a horse
Pop A'pops called Hooch: pushin' on the gooch
Snortin' gin from the quim: take a load on the chin
Suckin' brandy from the bottle: in your ass full-throttle

hamfist

A tot of dry sherry, pluck your anal cherry
A slug of egg nog, blowjob in the bog
Sip some crème de menthe, take a throbbing length
Quaff some disaronno, take it up the no-no

JoeyBananaduck

Have a bellini, pants smell all peen-y
Couple of Bacardi Breezers, rip out your pubes with tweezers

cptspalding

#46
Can of Heiny chugged back: water from yo crack
Too much Sake in Japan: vomit on a man
Absinthe taken down neat: livin' on the streets
JD on the rocks: suckin' all dem jocks
Shaken not stirred: yo ass got served

the midnight watch baboon

Buy a hilariously named porter
For a handie from barman's daughter