grumble queries (NSFW)

[Dr Syntax Head]

Lesbian porn for the aesthetics. Big cocks for the shame and the weeping.

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[machotrouts]

I don't like big porn penises, and I say that as an authentic penis enthusiast.

[touchingcloth]

Do you like lovely big willies? Throbbing and hard? Inserted into any old anus?

[biggytitbo]

Lesbian porn for the aesthetics. Big cocks for the shame and the weeping.

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What about lesbian porn between two fellas?

[Sydward Lartle]

Grumble is rhyming slang. Grumble and grunt = cunt. Well, you did ask.
In fact, Grumble and Grunt sounds like one of those IPC 'two in one' comics from the seventies like Whizzer and Chips or Shiver and Shake. In keeping with the theme, Grumble would be a cheeky schoolboy with a carrier bag full of discarded jazz mags he'd found up an alley somewhere, and Grunt would be his pet pig. You can bet your arse there'd be more Grumble-kids than Grunt-ites as well.

As for big cocks in porn, I saw a couple of Max Hardcore DVDs back in the day and I can reveal that he had a surprisingly small tallywhacker considering the level of fame he achieved in the bongo genre.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

My only real query about grumble is this:

Who is that bloke who appears in each and every piece of Russian pornography I've ever seen (you know the one - buzzcut black hair, looks suitably chuffed with himself)? Surely they must have other fellas in Russia with large dongs. Frankly, I'm sick of his face, and I'm sick of his cock.

Edit: I'm assuming he's Russian. He doesn't say anything, and it's difficult to ascertain his nationality from a bit of grunting at the end.

[Dr Syntax Head]

My only real query about grumble is this:

Who is that bloke who appears in each and every piece of Russian pornography I've ever seen (you know the one - buzzcut black hair, looks suitably chuffed with himself)? Surely they must have other fellas in Russia with large dongs. Frankly, I'm sick of his face, and I'm sick of his cock.

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[touchingcloth]

My only real query about grumble is this:

Who is that bloke who appears in each and every piece of Russian pornography I've ever seen (you know the one - buzzcut black hair, looks suitably chuffed with himself)? Surely they must have other fellas in Russia with large dongs. Frankly, I'm sick of his face, and I'm sick of his cock.

Edit: I'm assuming he's Russian. He doesn't say anything, and it's difficult to ascertain his nationality from a bit of grunting at the end.

I googled "Russian porn actor male buzz cut," and got a fair few hits of this guy:



A 15th Century friar has let himself go.

I'd click through to find his name, but I daren't on a work connection so I'll just leave him there for you to reverse image search yourself.

Please post a pic of his knob here when you get a chance.

[Konki]

'Bongo' is much earlier than Toast. I'm sure it was used in the 90s by Loaded ie 'bongo mags'. Either way it's definitely a term I've heard/used for many a long year.

[Sydward Lartle]

'Bongo' also turned up in an early eighties Hunt Emerson / Tym Manley Firkin strip in Fiesta - in the phrase (used to describe male porn performers) 'hairy arsed, big-bongo'd men'.

Before anyone asks, I had a paperback collection of Firkin strips.

[machotrouts]

I'm sure people will be happy to take the above two posts at their word but, just to make sure they don't have implanted bongo memories: I've posted here before that "bongo" entered my lexicon from Gav Murphy off of Regular Features, and a search for his Twitter username and the word "bongo" brings up tweets dating back to 2010, in which he is clearly talking about porn and not drums or ungulates. Toast of London started in 2012. Concrete bongo history.

[Goldentony]

I don't like big porn penises, and I say that as an authentic penis enthusiast.

Read this as altruistic and 'ALTRUISTIC PENUS' is a porn category i'd be very interested in seeing

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I googled "Russian porn actor male buzz cut," and got a fair few hits of this guy:

Nah, not him. I'm on holiday this week, and they've blocked adult content on the free wifi, so you'll have to wait till i get back home before I can find out who it is and post nob pics. I will find out the cunt's name though, by golly.

[Konki]

I'm sure people will be happy to take the above two posts at their word but, just to make sure they don't have implanted bongo memories: I've posted here before that "bongo" entered my lexicon from Gav Murphy off of Regular Features, and a search for his Twitter username and the word "bongo" brings up tweets dating back to 2010, in which he is clearly talking about porn and not drums or ungulates. Toast of London started in 2012. Concrete bongo history.

I can't be specific unfortunately but I've certainly been using it since the 90s (the word and the product). Perhaps the term 'bongo' is a regional thing; maybe Gav Murphy comes from my fackin' manor?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

That's the tiny head guy from prison break so I'm pretty sure it's not him

[Dusty Gozongas]

Is it a gorgeous penis, though? Can we see it?

Yes it is. Positively dapper, post-phimosis.

Not from there. Or here sometimes.

[mr beepbap]

The name ' cock mag/film' has been universally used in my area for many years

[Brundle-Fly]

Grumble is rhyming slang. Grumble and grunt = cunt. Well, you did ask.

Or my dad has 'Robert Vaughan' hidden under some Autocar mags in the garage.

[Sydward Lartle]

Given its origins, it's mildly surprising that Harold Steptoe was allowed to say 'I've had more grumble than you've had hot dinners' on BBC1 in 1972.

[Konki]

Genuine bongo question here: why is there so much incest grumble about at the moment? Seems like a pretty shameful niche predilection but there it is, bold as brass, on the front pages of all the free sites.

[Quincey]

Good question. I find it a massive turnoff. They get round the ickiness often by having a step parent involved.

[fatguyranting]

Ah, Ive been wondering why the web is so chock full of 'fauxcest' as well. I like to keep my filth fair trade and struggle with the concept of families going at it.

[thenoise]

Genuine bongo question here: why is there so much incest grumble about at the moment? Seems like a pretty shameful niche predilection but there it is, bold as brass, on the front pages of all the free sites.

I'm kind of glad to hear that you have noticed it too - I was fearing it was predicting what sick fetish I would be into next, having exhausted all the others...

[thenoise]

As for big cocks in porn, I saw a couple of Max Hardcore DVDs back in the day and I can reveal that he had a surprisingly small tallywhacker considering the level of fame he achieved in the bongo genre.

Max 'Hardcore' Little (haha) did indeed have a disappointingly average penos, but he also went to prison for his 'art', whereas Rocco Siffredi remains at large...

[Dr Syntax Head]

Genuine bongo question here: why is there so much incest grumble about at the moment? Seems like a pretty shameful niche predilection but there it is, bold as brass, on the front pages of all the free sites.

I hate that. It's not really incest because the 'performers' are just your average grumble folk but nonetheless those thumbnail titles will end a healthy bongo session instantly. How can you concentrate with that on the side bar?

[Dr Syntax Head]

Bongo belongs to Toast now. You can't hear the word 'Bongo' in any other voice

[Konki]

It is disturbing and off-putting isn't it. Sadly I think the answer to my question is: a lot of people like the idea of fucking their own daughter.

[Dr Syntax Head]

It is disturbing and off-putting isn't it. Sadly I think the answer to my question is: a lot of people like the idea of fucking their own daughter.

Or sister, that seems to be popular. Fuck that.

[Mr Brightside]

My favorite porn theory is that that man who left pages of porn magazines in local parks for teenage boys to find in the 1980s was in fact Tim Berners Lee, who subsequently used new technology to continue this important humanitarian mission by inventing the world wide web.

Those pages are still around today. I found one in a woodland area of Heaton Park just last year. I've got pictorial proof. I picked the page up and stuck it to a branch to get a good shot. NSFW link to the image - http://i.imgur.com/H1VIuHH.jpg

[machotrouts]

I love to fuck my granny.