grumble queries (NSFW)

[Trojan_Jockey]

When you consider the popularity of CFNM porn (clothed female, naked male) is seems that all we need to see is a woman in the mere presence of a penis in order to get excited. If they were both clothed it would not be stimulating, yet as soon as the man has his cock out it becomes arousing. Take the woman away, and its just gay porn. It's confusing. 

[machotrouts]

I can't be specific unfortunately but I've certainly been using it since the 90s (the word and the product). Perhaps the term 'bongo' is a regional thing; maybe Gav Murphy comes from my fackin' manor?

Wales. Are you Welsh?

To be clear if you're skimming, this is the bongo post I'm quoting, not the incest one.

[Konki]

Not Welsh. Term 'bongo' is a wide-ranging one it seems.

[thenoise]

Why are men watching grumble so obsessed with male grumble star danny d? They even write poems about him.

Danny D is the straight nom de porn of gay star Matt Hughes ... don't know if that has anything to do with it.

[Dusty Gozongas]

Genuine bongo question here: why is there so much incest grumble about at the moment?

Really?  I look at the pictures and don't bother reading the words.

[Dr Syntax Head]

Really?  I look at the pictures and don't bother reading the words.

I wish but has 50 shades not taught you anything? Words are more erotic than images.

[Gulftastic]

Danny D is the straight nom de porn of gay star Matt Hughes ... don't know if that has anything to do with it.

He moved from Lolly Badcock to Sophia Knight, the lucky, lucky bastard.

[Gulftastic]

Genuine bongo question here: why is there so much incest grumble about at the moment? Seems like a pretty shameful niche predilection but there it is, bold as brass, on the front pages of all the free sites.

The 'mom teaches step-daughter how to have sex' seems very popular.

A bit like in horror films nowadays where they have to include a line explaining why they have no mobile phone to call for help, the mom/daughter stuff always has to include a line making it clear that the older woman is not her real Mum.

[Dr Syntax Head]

One day in my head female porn stars rule the world. They are not to be messed with but they are fair

[thenoise]

One day in my head female porn stars rule the world. They are not to be messed with but they are fair

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller

In 1979, Staller was presented as a candidate to the Italian parliament by the Lista del Sole, Italy's first Green party. In 1985, she switched to the Partito Radicale, campaigning on a libertarian platform against nuclear energy and NATO membership, as well as for human rights. She was elected to the Italian parliament in 1987, with approximately 20,000 votes. While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War, she offered to have sex with Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in return for peace in the region.[8] She was not re-elected at the end of her term in 1991.[9]

In 1991, Staller was among the founders of another Italian political movement, called Partito dell'Amore ("Party of Love"), which was spearheaded by friend and fellow porn star Moana Pozzi ......While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War, she offered to have sex with Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in return for peace in the region ......... in April 2006, she made the same offer to Osama bin Laden.[10]

[holyzombiejesus]

What with all this slapping the lass around the chops with your winky? Why would that be nice?

[holyzombiejesus]

Is there any such thing as - don't really know the term for it - PC porn? I used to think that the camgirl stuff was the least dodgy but some of those look like they're just filmed in some massive knocking shop/ studio thing and many of the women look like they're not exactly happy to be taking part.

[Steven]

Is there any such thing as - don't really know the term for it - PC porn?

[Dr Syntax Head]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller

High Rise. When the men are getting their cocks out and majorly fucking up with childish playground war, the women are making things happen, taking care of us in every way. I like women and I like the things they do (Johnson. Peep Show)

[Dr Syntax Head]

Well that's my next 5 minutes sorted

[Dr Syntax Head]

What with all this slapping the lass around the chops with your winky? Why would that be nice?

On a serious note. This sort of porn upsets me

[Bhazor]

Best bet for good porn is to find good male pornstars. Just like there are actors who can elevate any material or wrestlers who can have a great match wrestling trash. Some porn men can just get the best out of anyone they work with. Steve Holmes is my favourite, a six foot tall pile of germanic man meat who has the unique selling point that he actually seems to enjoy having sex with women. Always a huge grin on his face, always some foreplay, lots of energy and he kisses on the mouth even in a blow bang when she's covered in drool and other men's ball sweat. I say find him on IAFD and scroll through his scene pairings for someone you like the look of.

Male pornstars also have the benefit of being enormously prolific. Steve has close to 2000 scenes for example, a body of work that will always reward researh with new b sides and overlooked japanese releases. other recommendations would be Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Mark Davis and of course Peter North.

But by the same token there are porn men who will make scenes with your dream cast utter shite. Nothing quite like getting all ready for a good rummage downloading an unseen Simone West scene and the first thing you see is the face of Lee Stone, Mark Wood or any of the hundreds of roided up cunts who take so many penis pills and painkillers that they could hammer a railspike down their japs eye with out blinking and end up having to nearly tear their own dick off just to stimulate an orgasm.

[Steven]

Best bet for good porn is to find good male pornstars. Just like there are actors who can elevate any material or wrestlers who can have a great match wrestling trash. Some porn men can just get the best out of anyone they work with. Steve Holmes is my favourite, a six foot tall pile of germanic man meat who has the unique selling point that he actually seems to enjoy having sex with women. Always a huge grin on his face, always some foreplay, lots of energy and he kisses on the mouth even in a blow bang when she's covered in drool and other men's ball sweat. I say find him on IAFD and scroll through his scene pairings for someone you like the look of.

Or you could just watch Gay Porn and save all that hassle.

[Konki]

Is incest grumble a 'thing' in gay grumble as well as straight grumble? I would check myself but I really don't want to.

[non capisco]

Does anyone ever fantasise about not just shagging but also going out for drinks and a flirty natter with a porn star first? Rio Lee, she seems a laugh, I reckon.

[Sydward Lartle]

...But they nick yer!

[All Surrogate]

Is incest grumble a 'thing' in gay grumble as well as straight grumble?

Yes, it is.

[Twed]

When you consider the popularity of CFNM porn (clothed female, naked male) is seems that all we need to see is a woman in the mere presence of a penis in order to get excited. If they were both clothed it would not be stimulating, yet as soon as the man has his cock out it becomes arousing. Take the woman away, and its just gay porn. It's confusing.

Yes. The clothed woman looks nice (clothes are exciting, shape-forming, removable) and a male penis cumming hard is something to project on. I don't know why this is such a mystery to some people.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

On the subject of hedge grumble, I've never found any myself, but I have had the pleasure of encountering lay-by grumble.
On a family holiday we had stopped the car halfway at a lay-by to stretch our legs. Imagine the delight my 14 year old self felt when, peering over the other side of a farmyard gate, there lay a pristine grumble magazine from the Continent, presumably left there by some kindly truck driver.  I still remember the name, "Lippen Der Lust". I had many smashing wanks over that, I can tell you.

[Twit 2]

Does anyone watch those sex in public vids (in parks, residential streets etc)? I find them far too stressful. Are they staged, because some of them look like someone could genuinely walk round the corner and see something. I wonder if they have lookouts, runners with walkie talkies, etc.

As for Manuel Ferrera, I seem to recall him having an upsetting anus.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Is there any such thing as - don't really know the term for it - PC porn? I used to think that the camgirl stuff was the least dodgy but some of those look like they're just filmed in some massive knocking shop/ studio thing and many of the women look like they're not exactly happy to be taking part.

I know what you mean and that's why I tend to only visit myfreecams or chaturbate, whilst there's still some of the knocking shop / studio cammers they're in the minority and the majority seem to broadcast from their own homes.

[Dex Sawash]

Why do people always have big johnsons in grumble?

People like watching when there is pain/violence for the big johnson receiver?


mook is correct only wanting to see 2 ladies softly kissing mimsies.

[Dr Syntax Head]

Does anyone ever fantasise about not just shagging but also going out for drinks and a flirty natter with a porn star first? Rio Lee, she seems a laugh, I reckon.

I was thinking of making 'date porn'. All lead up, nice drinks in a bar and then it ends. Mrs Syntax wasn't too keen though. She said I needed big cocks and gaping anii to make porn. I just don't know anymore. What do people want?

[touchingcloth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller

In 1979, Staller was presented as a candidate to the Italian parliament by the Lista del Sole, Italy's first Green party. In 1985, she switched to the Partito Radicale, campaigning on a libertarian platform against nuclear energy and NATO membership, as well as for human rights. She was elected to the Italian parliament in 1987, with approximately 20,000 votes. While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War, she offered to have sex with Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in return for peace in the region.[8] She was not re-elected at the end of her term in 1991.[9]

In 1991, Staller was among the founders of another Italian political movement, called Partito dell'Amore ("Party of Love"), which was spearheaded by friend and fellow porn star Moana Pozzi ......While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War, she offered to have sex with Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in return for peace in the region ......... in April 2006, she made the same offer to Osama bin Laden.[10]

What's the name of that DVD?

[touchingcloth]

I've never found hedgerow porn, but once when I went away on a Christian youth group holiday aged about 14, we found some inkjet printed porn stories shoved between the slats and mattress of a bunk bed. It was verbose stuff - I seem to remember the word "quoit" was frequently employed when talking about anuses, and those same anuses were described as smelling earthy and loamy - so I will google it if I can and post up some choice snippets. You lucky bunch.