Revolution of the arse

[The Masked Unit]

I don't know,  they've been promising this for decades now but it doesn't feel like we're actually any closer. Will we ever finally see a revolution of the arse? 

[Ominous Dave]

Classical Marxist theory dictates that under bourgeois capitalism the inherent contradiction between economic base and superstructure will inevitably lead to a revolution of the arse.

Personally, however, I prefer the more humanist account of Marxism offered by Adorno and others, in which literary and sociocultural aspects of the arse are fundamental to any genuine theoretical account of how society might bring about a revolution of the arse. 

[doppelkorn]

If tags were still here:

[Once upon a time I was falling in love...]

[hamfist]

The revolution will not be televised. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Also, experts agree it's at least 15 years away (as they said 15 years ago).

[Head Gardener]

my arse will be revolutionised now that I just bagged a free sexy/80's retro/padded chair for the cellar,
I broke my other leather/non-retro/unpadded one last week, a nice cushion (possibly in lime) for extra arse paddings and I'll be sorted!