Be my anus

[The Masked Unit]

Need someone to be my anus. Can you help?

[checkoutgirl]

You're a father aren't you? Get your kid to do it.

[Mr Brightside]

Can't be arsed.

[Howj Begg]

Need someone to be my anus. Can you help?

What's happened to your previous one? Are you without your anus? Are you a-nus?

I guess I could be your planet. Ur-anus if you will.

[Glebe]

This is not happening.

[hamfist]

Go ahead, if you want...

[pancreas]

So won't you, please, be my be my anus
Be my little anus my one and only anus
Say you'll be my starfish, be my be my anus
Be my anus now, my one and only anus

[JoeyBananaduck]

I'd rather gargle dog eggs.

[Mr Brightside]

So won't you, please, be my be my anus
Be my little anus my one and only anus
Say you'll be my starfish, be my be my anus
Be my anus now, my one and only anus

I wonder what Corbyn would think of this.

[JoeyBananaduck]

I wonder what Corbyn would think of this.

"When bumholes are used properly they can be wonderful things, however...."

[buttgammon]

Sometimes you get so lonely,
Sometimes you get nowhere,
I've lived all over the world,
I've bummed every anus

[greenman]

Do we need experience or will we pick it up on the job?

[JoeyBananaduck]

Would I be being your anus in name and penetrative sex representation only or will I also be expected to somehow expell your faecal matter?

[The Masked Unit]

This is no longer a priority for me... for now at least. No more questions please.