Britain's Got Talent.

[yesitsme]

Did I see this?  I walked through the parlour last night and saw people cheering what looked like a bloke who works in a pie shop making balloon animals.

Is that 'talent' these days?  I'm sure they were of high quality, y'know dog, giraffe, erm... crown, erm....another dog but are we trying to finish the Royal Family off by boring them to death?

Those two old codgers by the way - Well dodgey.

Did any other Metro reader spot some bloke who might have worked in a pie shop making balloon animals?  Mark your reply 'You've got 4 yesses' or 'Jedward'.

[Rolf Lundgren]

I saw this the other day and most of the acts' names were completely lacking any sense that they were performers. Martin and Faye? For goodness sake, you're in showbusiness! Try and not sound like you're the couple who live two doors down and haven't returned my strimmer.