Author Topic: Gruesome Trevor.  (Read 15513 times)

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #120 on: September 29, 2017, 02:48:06 AM »
and snites a snotrocket on his eye.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #121 on: September 29, 2017, 09:43:23 AM »
Gruesome Trevor buys a spiraliser to deal with his polyps.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #122 on: September 29, 2017, 09:44:55 AM »
Gruesome Trevor makes a verruca vol-au-vent and takes tiny bites while silently guffing at the Post Office.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #123 on: September 29, 2017, 09:46:28 AM »
Gruesome Trevor sits at the top of the cinema so he can undo the plasters on his finger-blisters and waft the smell over the audience.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #124 on: September 29, 2017, 08:48:56 PM »
Gruesome Trevor, who we have established is a xenophobic nationalist in addition to being really gross, notices a Pakistani family moving in a few doors down. He gets all his stinking rubbish bags out of the bins and dumps them in their front garden. He just dumps them, like a fucking ignorant pig.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #125 on: October 03, 2017, 02:30:15 PM »
Halloween fancy dress party- Trev takes along a chainsaw, but doesn't tell anyone what he has come as.

As midnight chimes, Trev revs up the chainsaw and proceeds to slice himself in half, screaming, "CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS YET? I'M A FUCKING DAMIEN HIRST!"

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #126 on: October 04, 2017, 11:44:06 AM »
Trev eats veg and farts at a picnicking family.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #127 on: October 04, 2017, 02:25:12 PM »
Gruesome Trevor wins Jimmy Savile's necklace of glass eyeballs off ebay

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #128 on: October 06, 2017, 04:37:36 AM »
Trev scrapes the last out of some old dog food tins he finds in the alley, in preparation for tonight's 'romantic' 'dinner'.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #129 on: October 07, 2017, 12:04:58 PM »
GT puts hot tarmac in his neighbour's barbeque. That'll teach him to borrow the mower!

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #130 on: October 08, 2017, 10:28:33 PM »
Gruesome Trevor uses Jimmy Savile's necklace of glass eyeballs as anal beads, and logs on to Chaterbate. Here's lookin' at you, kid!

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #131 on: October 09, 2017, 07:28:50 AM »
"It is the sediment of the shit-shake I so enjoy." Too much info, Gruesome Trev!

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #132 on: October 10, 2017, 01:24:10 AM »
Haha, fucking hell!

 Louis Theroux turns up with a camera crew to interview Gruesome Trevor for his new show, Louis Theroux's Scumbags & Rotters. Unable to maintain his dispassionate faux-naive veneer in Trev's presence, Louis snaps and calls him "an unspeakable, disgusting cunt" before storming off set, never to return.

« Last Edit: October 10, 2017, 01:40:19 AM by Ray Travez »

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #133 on: October 10, 2017, 01:30:47 PM »
No money, no problem. Science has it that Grue Trev can subsist on his own verrucas for 3-4 days, and he intends to prove it to all and sundry.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #134 on: October 10, 2017, 03:39:38 PM »
Trev's blind date turns out to be Local Jess' sister, Nearby Sarah. After the meal, he invites her back to his place, with the promise of "full frontal nudity. And more, perhaps, Sarah."

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #135 on: October 14, 2017, 10:36:19 PM »
GT films a dogging session near his home, and watches it back later with some cold custard. Magic.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #136 on: October 16, 2017, 09:32:32 AM »
"Ah, a particularly revolting crop of dogs' eggs!"

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #137 on: October 17, 2017, 07:58:08 PM »
Trev enjoys the yuckiest of things, as you can tell by these posts!

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #138 on: October 18, 2017, 05:06:06 AM »
"Bubble, bubble, boil and trouble!" Yes, Trevor's stews are renowned throughout the community for their subtle rottenness and general lack of nourishment.

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #139 on: October 18, 2017, 07:07:45 AM »
Having killed Richard Keys, Gruesome Trevor squeezes the shits out of the dead body then chops him open and sells the parts down the garage and fishmonger. How do you feel now, mate? "Gutted" he says with his mouth shut (ventriloquist style) while moving the mouth of Richard Keys. Long story short, Gruse Trev's got his Richard Keys Halloween costume sorted.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #140 on: October 18, 2017, 09:57:55 PM »
Gruesome Trev goes to get the morning milk, and discovers that a dog has done it's business on the doorstep. It's gonna be a good day, folks!

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #141 on: October 20, 2017, 12:47:32 AM »
"I notice you've got curry stains on y'trousers, Trevor."

"Thanks for 'noticing' that, Noticing Ned... but a closer sniff will reveal that it's not curry..."

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #142 on: October 20, 2017, 03:19:22 PM »
Gruesome Trev gingerly inserts his halfmast into the grey-pink aperture of his obese flatmate's catheter hole.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #143 on: October 20, 2017, 03:20:08 PM »
Gruesome Trevr is banned from all branches of PetsMart after he is caught "pressing" the guinea pigs.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #144 on: October 21, 2017, 10:57:05 PM »
Gruesome allows the gruel to go cold before consuming. Ah, delicious... another miserable meal, another miserable day.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #145 on: October 22, 2017, 09:25:01 AM »
Gruesome Trevor tells a nervous co-worker, unprompted about the fascinating documentary on necrophilia he watched last night. The following day he tells the same co-worker about how he has to bite down and suck on his gum boils to stop them bursting.*

*I was actually the co-worker, this really happened, he wasn't called Trevor, and I left.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #146 on: October 23, 2017, 11:46:47 PM »
Trevor often raids the brown bin when the cupboard is bare. And sometimes when it's not bare, actually.

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #147 on: October 23, 2017, 11:57:26 PM »
After wanking too much, Trevor starts to go blind and misreads his own name tag. Mistaking himself for a Trebor soft mint he chews upon himself. Trevor then tries to lie down on his sofa but in the nearblind haze he has accidentally walked into the public toilets and rests in the trough urinal. Zzzzzzzzz, he's sleeping now, but his Zzzzzzzzzz atoms are coming out not as letters Z but as swastikas, an illegal thought crime for which he is banned from the town centre.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #148 on: October 24, 2017, 12:36:10 PM »
GT has a G&T... although the gin is piss and the tonic is cum. Don't ask about the olive, you don't want to know.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #149 on: October 24, 2017, 02:20:01 PM »
Gruesome Trevor pushes his neighbor into a bonfire, his biggest laugh comes when the poor souls eyes pop.