Author Topic: Gruesome Trevor.  (Read 9251 times)

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #180 on: November 23, 2017, 12:59:34 AM »
No, he can't.

Trev drinks a cold can of Tesco Economy minestrone soup then sharts it out into the bathtub.

"Looks just as good coming out as it did going in!" he squeals delightedly. "What a money saver!"

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #181 on: November 23, 2017, 08:55:59 AM »
"I've lapsed," sobs Grue. "I just don't think I can behave like a reasonably-civilized person!"

"That's alright," GT's psychiatrist reassures him, "You can't change over night, we all have lapses! Oh blast, there's my phone - please excuse me for a moment, Trevor, I'm just going to take this call outside."

On his return, the psychiatrist immediately notices the childlike, guilty look on Gruesome's face, and the orange-tinted layer atop his newly-frothed coffee. And...

"Trevor, your flies are undone."

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #182 on: November 23, 2017, 02:30:06 PM »
Each morning, Trevor is awoken by his "Trev-alarm" - a mechanism of his own design which fires cold, flaky dogshit into his mouth, a sharpened pencil into one of his eyes, an oven glove full of Sriracha Thai sauce into his shaved crotch, and a single termite up his gruesome anus.
It affords him no benefits.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #183 on: November 23, 2017, 02:42:28 PM »
It affords him no benefits.

It's just shoddy workmanship. There was a time when things were built with passion and care, now it's just fired off a line by production robots!

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #184 on: November 23, 2017, 05:19:54 PM »
Trevor's ringtone is an excerpt from the Brady/Hindley tape.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #185 on: November 26, 2017, 01:16:27 PM »
Trev is inspired by social media to become more politically active, and so prepares to go on a solo march with a placard emblazoned with the message 'Accrue the Grue!'

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #186 on: November 28, 2017, 10:56:32 AM »
Gruesome Trevor, torn between staying gross and getting clean, seeks the wisdom of his crabs. He constructs a sensory deprivation tank in his kitchen (it's really just a big fridge with a few holes cut in it for breaths).
He floats for two weeks in a saline solution that is very soon mostly congealed gravy, crab roe and curdled diarrhoea. But he won't leave until the crabs have told him how to proceed. Crabs have hatched in his stomach, his throat; they climb over his teeth in the dark. The larval crabs colonise his nostrils and his eyes. In the foetid milky bouillobasse he marinades, a human rockpool, his flesh breaking apart like sodden tissue. but he won't leave.
He gulps from the unspeakable soup to stay conscious, his senses depleted, denied. He is going deep this time, right to the rotten core of self. His horrible past glories play out in the infinitely black screen before him. His mind lives now in the dead world of the past while his body rots and degrades unattended to in the present. Every thought of death and despair and wasted time life, a slow sticky hell spun out beyond the measurement of time. 
Fifteen days into the treatment, the fridge door opens and a sticky, blind, horrendously melted figure spews forth onto the greasy lino. He has his answer. The crabs have spoken.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #187 on: November 29, 2017, 10:40:26 AM »
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The sound heard around the neighbourhood as Trev's nap is interrupted by the letterbox rattling with a circular from AgeUK.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #188 on: July 19, 2018, 10:31:42 AM »
Gruesome Trevor has been eating the same undigested sweetcorn with every meal for 15 years.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #189 on: July 20, 2018, 01:43:10 AM »
...sweetcorn that his friend Disgusting Dan stole for him from a pathology lab. It is the long-lived last meal of an octogenarian who died from internal bleeding

BlodwynPig

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #190 on: July 20, 2018, 01:46:21 AM »
RIP Joey, for a moment I thought somehow he was back.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #191 on: July 20, 2018, 12:07:44 PM »
Gruesome Trevor shits into a bowl then fucks it.

Another valentines day we'll spent!

petrilTanaka

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #192 on: July 20, 2018, 08:44:57 PM »
Gruesome Trevor wears a v-neck jumper as underwear

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #193 on: July 25, 2019, 03:20:03 PM »
Hottest day of the year, and Trevor is walking the streets wearing the flayed skin of an abattoir worker. Dress for the job you want, he reasons.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #194 on: July 25, 2019, 03:27:45 PM »
Trevor showers with 'yellow water'. It's not piss. It's decomposing slabs of butter swarming with maggots that he tosses into an overhead fan.

petrilTanaka

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #195 on: July 25, 2019, 05:31:40 PM »
Trev's bedroom is a shrine to Tom Pryce and THAT Marshall, FJ Van Vuuren

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #196 on: July 26, 2019, 12:06:22 AM »
He's back!

Gruesome Trevor leaves a salad in the fridge for a week to stink the place out.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #197 on: July 29, 2019, 05:21:25 AM »
G Trev spits chewed up cabbage at all but the dead in the hospice.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #198 on: July 29, 2019, 09:12:50 AM »
Gruesome Trevor gently tugs a length of gristle out of his gelatinous torso. "Peperami" he announces to his choir of festering duck carcasses.



Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #199 on: July 29, 2019, 09:13:52 AM »
Gruesome Trevor plucks his oily pubes off and then weaves them into a flatcap. "Look at me I am from Yorkshire" he whispers into the ear of a nervous child at the bus stop.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #200 on: July 29, 2019, 12:13:46 PM »
Gruesome Trevor manages to literally boil someone's blood, by smothering them with his blistered neck flaps, when he's discovered during a botched burglary.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #201 on: August 03, 2019, 09:38:46 AM »
Gruesome Trevor experiments, wiping his arse by dragging it across the carpet like a dog. "fun and efficient" he thinks. Eventually the criss-crossed brown streaks form a picture, an uncanny representation of a carcass beetle chewing on a piece of Elvis' brain.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #202 on: August 05, 2019, 08:47:55 AM »
Gruesome Trevor smirks and pulsates, as he looks into the caretakers eyes, whilst using the own mans mop to jam the cleaner into the piss pit.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #203 on: August 06, 2019, 05:22:26 PM »
Dinner with the Lisping Ghoul. "Broth" again, but it's always a treat. The Ghoul dons his titty apron and rummages in the freezer. "Craig, Matt or Luke thith evening?" "Bit of everything, please mate."