Author Topic: Gruesome Trevor.  (Read 14909 times)

spamwangler

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2017, 09:26:19 AM »
A sound like a water balloon filled with baked beans bursting comes from the gym hall, followed by children's screams

the headmaster starts running, Please don't let it be Gruesome Trevor, he thinks - knowing full well that it is

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2017, 10:35:30 AM »
Gruse Trev robs a corner shop using his various contagious disease ridden hands as a weapon, fleeing the shop in his hearse, the police soon give chase.

Trev doesn't worry, he leans out the window and pops his 9 inch face cyst, the thick puss cascades onto the police cars windscreen causing them to crash into a fireball.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2017, 03:30:13 PM »
Trev shakes Nigel Farage's hand at a local UKIP rally, then goes home and cries with pride.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2017, 03:41:47 PM »
Perfect Sunday for GrueTro. A Kershaws fish and chip dinner ready meal, a new episode of The Simpsons, and a spot of Ice Docking.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2017, 04:49:30 PM »
Gruesome Trevor invites some pals over for tea, they enter the house to wonderful aromatic smells (Trev has plugged in a Smells of the Moroccan Bazaar air freshener to dupe them), they all sit down hungry. Trev goes to fetch the contents of tonights menue, using a condom on some string he lowers the device into the blocked sewer mains outside.

spamwangler

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2017, 09:56:38 PM »
"Why do you keep doing this? why do you keep DOING THIS?"


somewhere within the remaining leaking ambiguous clump of Gruesome Trevor, a muffled barking sound emerges, euphoric, mocking


the swimming pool is closed for three weeks

DangledTeeth

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2017, 08:17:38 PM »
Trevor uses his bollock sweat akin to smelling salts.

His mother faints again.


cptspalding

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2017, 12:51:16 AM »
Trevor sitting in the corridor of the hospital intensive care unit pretending to be a distraught family member, a different costume each time.

Waiting for the crash team to appear. Watches them work and manipulates himself.

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2017, 03:03:54 AM »
Trevor surprises his dentist with a literal mouthful of phlegm.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2017, 05:13:09 PM »
Trev gets crazy with the Cheez Whiz.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2017, 07:08:00 PM »
GT sucks the pus from the sore on the inside of his mouth. Not bad, that.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2017, 11:43:53 PM »
Gruesome Trevor attempts to fill a Belfast Sink with cum.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2017, 10:06:36 AM »
Gruse Trev tries to get his local curry house closed down for being too clean, to spite them he orders his meal, sneaks into the toilets and fills the toilets system with 4 vindaloos and a mixed starter consisting of pakora, onion bhaji's and samosas.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2017, 12:02:45 PM »
Trev prepares a lovely supper for his new girlfriend Grizelda, with Smash instant mashed potato and Angel Delight. All mixed together.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2017, 01:01:20 PM »
GT squishes all his anal threadworms into a paste, eats it and then regurgitates it back up to feed his baby Jackdaw, Jackie.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2017, 03:17:27 PM »
Trev Sellotape®s a hedgehog to his tadger. He later admits he regretted it, over a strong rum down the local, with 'Whispering' Patrick McTavish.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2017, 05:04:10 PM »
Trev's is bashing away on his spit, fecal matter, snot, pube, spunk and Wotsit covered keyboard. He's on a messageboard, laying into stupid bitch women for only liking pretty boy cucks who change their pants after they've come into them.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2017, 07:03:25 PM »
Trev does a remix mash-up of the Chorlton and the Wheelies and Smash ads

spamwangler

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2017, 08:20:31 PM »
GT is in the chipshop, getting battered sausage and chips. i guess he cant be 'on' all the time, can he

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2017, 03:59:02 AM »
Trev melts a gross of Curly Wurlys onto the duck à l'orange, and chef Ramsey is later charged with GBH.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2017, 01:31:20 AM »
Trev hang-glides with no trousers on, and pisses, spunks and shits on the people below!

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2017, 05:09:57 AM »
Upstairs at McDonald's, Gruesome Trevor looks at his funny anus in the funny mirrors.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2017, 12:54:55 PM »
Gruesome Trev gets a job as a organ and blood delivery courier, the contents never make it to the hospital. He makes up a story that he is attacked by black market goons and they steal it, even going to effort of smashing his head repeatedly in the oven door to make the story plausible. Keeps getting away with it, whilst he sits down to a meal of a lung inside a stale pitta bread with a side of Hoola Hoops.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2017, 01:31:00 PM »
Trev meets Camilla Parker Bowles, and proclaims, "Good day to thee, ma'am, may you have continued happy days." Then he goes into the local public bogs and fucking shits himself out.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2017, 09:41:06 PM »
G.T. loves his late mum.

Loves her.

And the cemetery owners have no idea.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2017, 10:11:23 PM »
Trev is glued to Sky News coverage of the Queen's birthday. Every year, he switches and stands in his living room, with a proud pronouncement of "Happy birthday, ma'am." The overall effect is often ruined by a testicle hanging out or summit.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2017, 01:36:55 AM »
Gruesome Trevor hijacks the production of the Steven Universe soundtrack CD - dubbing over the songs with grotesque lyrics of his own creation. Most listeners will only find out once they get to "Here Comes a Frot"

Gruesome Trevor + one bigboy diaper + a sponsored walk from John O'Groats to Land's End. Shidding and farding all over the place.

Gruesome Trevor's Bogey Cuisine - £19.99 Waterstones

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #57 on: August 11, 2017, 04:11:57 PM »
Trev goes to the local cornershop and demands satisfaction.

"By jingo, by jango, I ask thee for quality!" he roars, slamming his fist down on the counter. Mr. Patel responds with a packet of Cheetos and a Caramac. After inspecting them for a moment, Trev grudgingly pays up a leaves, but not before shooting the earnest shopkeep a dirty look.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2017, 04:29:30 PM »
G.Trevor boils a shrew in his toilet using a can of WD40 and a lighter.

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #59 on: August 11, 2017, 05:39:29 PM »
Gruesome Trevor goes to the butcher to get some tongue for his cereal.