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Glebe

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Gruesome Trevor.
« on: June 03, 2017, 05:20:14 AM »
Gruesome Trevor finds some dead squirrels, and shoves them in a wall crack.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2017, 09:00:05 AM »
Gruesome Trevor finds some dead squirrels, and shoves them in a wall crack.

But... who killed the sqirrels Glebe? ...Glebe? Did you kill the sqirrels Glebe?

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2017, 09:09:28 AM »
But... who killed the sqirrels Glebe? ...Glebe? Did you kill the sqirrels Glebe?

Ledge.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2017, 09:28:09 AM »
Gruesome Trevor caught on police dash cam fucking a roadside memorial

spamwangler

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2017, 10:23:27 AM »
Gruesome trevor's arm comes off, withe a sickening crunching sound, like a watermelon being prized apart with a crowbar


Lemming

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2017, 03:57:25 PM »
Gruesome Trevor accidentally castrates himself while biking through Ilkley Moor, in full view of a group of Spanish tourists

Gruesome Trevor's eye hangs out by the optic nerve after he enters a revolving door incorrectly

Gruesome Trevor asphyxiates when a clumsy pigeon flies directly into his throat

Gruesome Trevor is bisected at Bargain Madness in Morley when he knocks over a shelf full of chainsaws

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2017, 04:12:49 PM »
Gruesome Trevor sets fire to a spider's nest in his shed. Few cans, that's his Saturday night sorted.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2017, 04:19:26 PM »
Gruesome Trevor rips his verruca apart. Flicks the seedy parts at the neighbours dog. Eats the skin part. Done. And a tasty snack as a bonus. Sorted.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2017, 12:23:15 AM »
Gruesome Trevor just stirred his tea with the screwdriver he used to pick dog shit out of the soles of his boots

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2017, 12:31:53 AM »
Gruesome Trevor stops mid meal to roll a fag.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2017, 12:39:59 AM »
Gruesome Trevor is buying his tinned pies and value crisps from lidl instead of farm foods this week because he heard selected stores were selling night vision goggles.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2017, 08:14:17 AM »
Gruesome Trevor boils some pea soup in order to recreate the London fog.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2017, 11:05:14 AM »
Gruesome Trevor has a lifetime ban from the local libraries internet terminals.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2017, 02:53:52 PM »
Gruesome Trevor describes Theresa May as "a force to be reckoned with, and our countries leader for years to come, one hopes! Here here!"

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2017, 03:47:56 PM »
There's a suspiciously large number of 3-legged cats round Gruesome Trevor's way.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2017, 01:15:52 PM »
Gruesome Trevor pockets the communal 'measuring up' sock from Clarks while the assistant is fetching a pair of desert boots he has no intention of buying.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2017, 01:25:58 PM »
Our Trev gleefully describes Brexit as "the moment we pushed the stinking migrant out of our midst, and embraced our true, pure, heritage! Oh, here! O yea!"

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2017, 01:27:57 PM »
Our Trev gleefully describes Brexit as "the moment we pushed the stinking migrant out of our midst, and embraced our true, pure, heritage! Oh, here! O yea!"

To a confused and scared polish shop assistant who his handing him a 3L bottle of cider.

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2017, 01:47:02 PM »
Gruesome Trevor always makes a swift bee-line for the Unisex toilets after female colleagues have used it just in case they've done a shit.

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2017, 02:00:53 PM »
GT bends down to lick a scab on his knee and after an epiphany he starts hammering his knee into his face.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2017, 02:39:17 PM »
Gruse Trev surfs on a frozen piglet through a flooded public toilets, piss 1 meter deep.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2017, 07:14:47 PM »
Trev pisses through his neighbour's window, onto "the wife's" burka.

spamwangler

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2017, 07:33:54 PM »
Trevor leg explodes with a pink mist, scattering the crowd queuing at the entrance to Oakwood amusement park

he lies, decapitated in the gravel of the carpark until the authorities arrive, barking ambiguously

doctors are baffled.

Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2017, 09:02:34 PM »
Gruesome Trevor collects all his fingernail clippings in a jar for a decade then eats them with a dessert spoon.

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2017, 09:32:34 PM »
Damn, you've all discovered my unsavoury, non-vegetable-based alter-ego.

spamwangler

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2017, 11:02:41 PM »
Trevor's face slides silently off, with a wet slapping sound as it hits the floor

The work experience boy on the deli counter is frozen to the spot, not understanding what he is seeing

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2017, 11:29:17 PM »
Trevor finds the one toilet in his parent's house that does not have people in the same room that can hear him poop, has toilet roll, and the door has a lock. He's been searching for what feels like hours. The toilet is at the back of his parent's bedroom across the other side of their house. He lets rip and as he sighs in ecstasy to be able to do this one thing in peace, he remembers his parents never had a toilet in their bedroom.

His now lucid dream continues for another half an hour.

When the sun and birds wake him up the next morning, he slowly opens his eyes and the stench of faeces hits his nose.  Through tired peepers he sees the destruction of the room he slept in. He smiles and goes back to sleep.

DangledTeeth

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2017, 11:45:55 PM »
Gruesome Trevor moisturises his face with plaque, and removes a whitehead on his wrist by using a soldering iron.

The soldering iron is filled with warm plaque.

Glebe

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2017, 11:52:00 PM »
Trev marries a Grotbags impersonator.

Smeraldina Rima

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Re: Gruesome Trevor.
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2017, 02:58:08 AM »
Gruesome Trevor tries to eat cheesy gherkins in Mcdonalds with his eyes.