Who was GOATSE

[BlodwynPig]

How long's it been? 20 years?

I've never seen the image and don't want to, but I suddenly had an odd thought.

Who was he and what is he doing this day?

My first guess would be that he is dead. I imagine one of the first internet perverts probably died in a gruesome perverted accident.

However, he could also be happily settled now, quietly pottering around a market town keeping a low profile and rarely reflecting on his infamy

Any ideas?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

GAPESE

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sort of like Banksy but literally pulling it out of his arse.

[BlodwynPig]

This is a serious thread Sessio

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

BLODWY

Pig gaper

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

At a guess I believe Alan Goatse oversees machinery at a packing plant, and got the idea of ripping his arsehole and rectum to gapedon come from watching the quotidian mechanised conveyance of economy mackerel tins filling empty boxes.

[non capisco]

There's an industry rumour that GOATSE was Karl Howman from TV's 'Brush Strokes'.

[BlodwynPig]

I would never do this. I always hide my anus under a bushel

[Steven]

I would never do this. I always hide my anus under a bushel

[BlodwynPig]

Exactly. Prime suspect no. 1

[Mr Brightside]

Roger Federer.

[Quincey]

http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Encyclopedia Dramatica has the answers you seek:
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Goatse

CAUTION: Link may contain pictures of the inside of a man's arsehole.

[BlodwynPig]

fucked if I'm clicking those links...just give me a name

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Next week we ask who was tubgirl and are the blokes in lemonparty still alive?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"I got burnt out after doing it for 12 years," he said. "I wake up and I'm eating an omelet while looking at girls shitting in people's mouths and I was like, 'this is not how I want to spend my morning.'

[Ambient Sheep]

fucked if I'm clicking those links...just give me a name

Kirk Johnson, although there's some doubt as to whether that's just a nom de cul.

That Gawker link is safe to view (although contains NSFW links) and is pretty interesting.

Goatse really isn't that bad, or perhaps I've just got inured to it.  There's far worse out there these days... in fact there was far worse out there back then, not least the complete set of 40-odd photographs of that whole anal-stretching session he did.  They used to be hosted on stileproject somewhere, and I turned pretty green by the end of them (that's if I even got to the end, I no longer remember).  They're now allegedly on hxxp://www.goatsee.com/ according to that ED article (which is also very informative but incredibly non-work-or-eyes-safe), but I haven't checked, and I really wouldn't recommend it in any case.  Unless you like looking at pictures of giant dildos covered in shit, that is.

Oh dear, I seem to have turned green again. :-(

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

fucked if I'm clicking those links...just give me a name

Kirk, which is a suitably American name. Click the links, you big ponce. You know you want to.

Edit cunt: What he said, up there^

[JoeyBananaduck]

On a side-note, I'm not fully convinced the Adam Savage (of Mythbusters fame) photo of a few years ago was a fraud.

[MuteBanana]

I thought he was Canadian. Sure I read that somewhere.

Goatse needs to be brought back for those people react to...youtube series.

[hamfist]

WHO WAS JARSQUATTER ?

[Quincey]

Next week we ask who was tubgirl and are the blokes in lemonparty still alive?

If the One Show was more like this I would watch it.

[BlodwynPig]

Kirk Johnson, although there's some doubt as to whether that's just a nom de cul.

His 147 against Jimmy White was something special. Can't imagine the white suits would have been advisable if he'd been practicing GOATSE during his playing days.

[BlodwynPig]

I thought he was Canadian. Sure I read that somewhere.

Goatse needs to be brought back for those people react to...youtube series.

Indeed, Canada's second best snooker player.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Somebody That I Used to Know is a choon, didn't know about his sinister arse stretching side though.

[doppelkorn]

Nobody's asking the big question.

How do you spell it?

[Ambient Sheep]

I.T.

[Mr Brightside]

who was phone?