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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1320 on: February 02, 2019, 06:35:38 PM »
Carnage

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1321 on: February 02, 2019, 06:52:39 PM »
This Cricket Social bollocks on the BBC is just fucking bizarre listening.

The Cricket Social allows Andy Zaltzman the rare opportunity to be the "funny one" in the room. Let him have this.

Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1322 on: February 02, 2019, 07:52:46 PM »
I'm not sure you can call this a collapse, they're just playing to the best of their ability.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1323 on: February 03, 2019, 07:27:16 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/47110267

FFS, he was only trying to give the crowd a bit longer for their money. England should be banned for shit over rate.

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« Reply #1324 on: February 03, 2019, 09:26:36 PM »
The Cricket Social allows Andy Zaltzman the rare opportunity to be the "funny one" in the room. Let him have this.

Aggers is bitter and still wants a jolly in the Caribbean. I can think of no other reason for the existence of The Cricket Social.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1325 on: February 09, 2019, 04:41:18 PM »
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Since 2001, 212 batsmen have batted 18 or more times in the top six in Test cricket. Keaton Jennings has the worst average against pace bowling of any of those with 16.5.

That's some stat.

The thought of him facing Starc and Hazelwood doesn't bear thinking about. I've only seen the tests he has played at home and he bats against pace bowling like a number 8. County cricket must be absolutely dog shit.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1326 on: February 09, 2019, 07:50:19 PM »
It would be proper funny if we just lost every single game of international cricket we play this summer

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1327 on: February 10, 2019, 03:17:23 PM »
Cracking bowling by the Windies. Bowling wise, they are fucking back aren't they? Gabriel showing the meaning of hostile, Roach, bowls the odd bad ball but threatening, and promising youngsters on show too

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1328 on: February 10, 2019, 07:07:56 PM »
The Cricket Social allows Andy Zaltzman the rare opportunity to be the "funny one" in the room. Let him have this.

Nah. He was up against Robert Croft and Dean Headley.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1329 on: February 10, 2019, 07:24:09 PM »
Mark Wood checks in.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1330 on: February 10, 2019, 07:27:41 PM »
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Mark Wood’s spell has been amazing. I’m a young 15-year-old fast bowler in the USA and have clocked at 90 mph. This spell is a good example for me on how to express myself when bowling as well as striking fear into the batsman with pace and accuracy. Thanks again.

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Fuck off Jay. 90kph is more like it

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1331 on: February 10, 2019, 07:46:41 PM »
Keemo Mandela Angus Paul, if I were you, mate.


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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1332 on: February 10, 2019, 08:45:35 PM »
Windies all out. End of Jennings' career today?

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1333 on: February 10, 2019, 09:02:26 PM »
He looks very relaxed at the crease, apparently.



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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1334 on: February 10, 2019, 09:14:43 PM »
Going for those drives again, high percentage shot that one Keaton...

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1335 on: February 10, 2019, 09:23:47 PM »
Let's hope he gets out for fuck all, then we can drop the cunt. Sez Nasser.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1336 on: February 11, 2019, 02:00:10 PM »
Should be a good day today. England gonna get a few In the throat hopefully

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1337 on: February 11, 2019, 02:01:28 PM »
Burns gone first ball of the day.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1338 on: February 12, 2019, 09:22:26 AM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/47208839

Bizarre, Root defends The Gays against frankly, the most gay fast bowler there's ever been, including the actually gay ones.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1339 on: February 12, 2019, 03:24:59 PM »
Some terrific bowling by Broad and Anderson so far, too late for the series but showing up finally. Bit of nibble seam coming into play.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1340 on: February 12, 2019, 03:34:19 PM »
Someone tell Wood to calm down a bit. It's like he's trying to bowl his own arm down the pitch.

Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1341 on: February 16, 2019, 01:25:53 PM »
How many matches have I put on, how many pop-ups have I closed, seeing a team 9-down still needing 80 to win on cricinfo, thinking, 'just in case'? And it finally happened. Well worth it, nothing comes close to that in sport.

Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1342 on: February 16, 2019, 02:20:17 PM »
Insane win that. No Mathews, Chandimal, Chamera, talk of betting corruption, selection issues and pretty much getting whipped by everyone and they do that against that attack? Fucking hell.

Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1343 on: February 16, 2019, 04:03:45 PM »
Steyn bowled about 5 balls to Fernando that moved from middle to outside off, one that missed the top of off by milimetres.

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« Reply #1344 on: February 16, 2019, 04:15:24 PM »
Wow, that is some effort.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1345 on: February 16, 2019, 07:00:02 PM »
Teat cricket still the best

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1346 on: February 16, 2019, 07:05:07 PM »
Fuck, that Sri Lanka lineup is absolutely bobbins as well. Mad, love it.

Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1347 on: February 16, 2019, 07:14:50 PM »
Against the best bowler of this generation on a helpful deck with a strong supporting attack... That 153 already has to go down as one of the best innings of all time.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1348 on: February 20, 2019, 11:52:53 PM »
It’s mad to think even Chris Gayle’s batting style is outdated now.

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Re: Cricket 2017
« Reply #1349 on: February 21, 2019, 07:02:23 AM »
Never seen 360 knocked off in such a completely Pissed It Mate way.

Almost standard now.