Football 2017/18

[DrGreggles]

Which would be fucking funny.

***New page lack of context***

[finnquark]

Five live meltdown about Emery to Arsenal. Wrighty can't cope.

[bgmnts]

I love that we have a 5live correspondent.

I so hope they appoint Mikel Arteta.

[thraxx]

Five live meltdown about Emery to Arsenal. Wrighty can't cope.

Unai Emery is perfectly suited to Arsenal:  He sounds like a multinational pharmaceutical conglomerate.

[finnquark]

Wrighty thinks that Arsenal only held talks with Vieira and Arteta due to the Rooney Rule. He thinks this was despicable.

Love the phrase 'if you talk to Spartak Moscow fans, they're negative about him' as though Rory Smith is falling over Spartak fans constantly and discussing managerial appointments.

[Captain Z]

Arsenal ~ Arsene
Emirates ~ Emery

I see what they're doing. Hopefully John Stones will be available when they are competing for the Paint Trophy in 2030.

[DrGreggles]

Dick did a great job at Seville, and he's available, so why not?

[Deanjam]

Shudda gone for Moysey. Or Big Sammy. Or Pulisy.

[imitationleather]

Arsenal ~ Arsene
Emirates ~ Emery

This gag is so good I have nicked it. What an endorsement!

[Captain Z]

This gag is so good I have nicked it. What an endorsement!

It definitely brushed your shoulder after I clicked 'post'.

[Norton Canes]

Five live meltdown about Emery to Arsenal. Wrighty can't cope

Amazed that this actually went out as 'journalism' on the BBC site:

Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright on BBC Radio 5 live

What's going on at Arsenal? Where's Unai Emery come from? I can't get it out of my head.

You'd have thought that by now they would have known exactly what's going on.

Emery has had loads of money to spend at Paris St-Germain and now has to come to Arsenal with £50m with a bunch of players who have been playing in second gear.

His coaching ability will have to get going instantly and he will have to find some gems instantly.

I wouldn't be disgruntled as an Arsenal fan about Unai Emery, I think the fact he's come out of left field when everyone's thinking 'it's going to be Arteta', that's the only problem. If we do see a difference in intensity, drive and consistency everybody will get onside and that's all Arsenal fans want to see.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's hardly like Arteta was a club legend, if it wasn't Emery there'd be a contingent moaning about some untried ex-pro instead of PROOFEN MANADGER

Also notice how it's ok when it's Arsenal that it goes to a foreign, unlike all clubs below 6th which must be law be managed by washed-up old English managers or it's why has it gone to a foreign?

[thraxx]

Shudda gone for Moysey. Or Big Sammy. Or Pulisy.

Come on, they've got Emeryery

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Pellegrini West Ham wossee evah dahn

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Haha Arsenal are prepared to spend 50 mill. Good luck lads.

Interesting the way 6 months before the old boss throws the cat in the fire, he sells off a half dozen first team players. Much like the way you traditionally piss in the canteen kettle before you pick up your P45.

[Head Gardener]

I predict "ooh you are awful" headlines before Xmas

[gabrielconroy]

Could this be a devious tactic on their part to keep negotiating prices down for new signings? It probably doesn't help when a club announces £300 MILLION WAR CHEST for a new manager.

[yesitsme]

With my love of hospitality I always thought I could go and watch anything as long as a few beers and a couple of Eccles Cakes were thrown in.

Turns out that Ed Sheron at the Etihad is a step too far. 

[Jockice]

I predict "ooh you are awful" headlines before Xmas

Or just Dick Emery.

[bgmnts]

Pippo to Leeds?

http://sportwitness.co.uk/italy-leeds-united-made-approach-appoint-filippo-inzaghi-manager/

[Ferris]

Villa to premier league?

[BlodwynPig]

Villa to premier league?

Andy Cook to Walsall

[Ferris]

Lucky old Andy!

[Ferris]

What is it with training and making footballers wear sports bras? Is this some kind of sinister plot to make all our lads into transvestites?

Look at this fabulous bunch of lads. Do they know is a bit mad?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/25/liverpool-relish-final-test-topple-real-madrid-kings-of-europe#img-1

[porn]

Villa to premier league?

I forgot this was happening today. Crivens!

[BlodwynPig]

I forgot this was happening today. Cravens!

[thraxx]

Tonight we are all Madrileno.

Predicted headline tomorrow morning. 'Chicken Kiev - Klopp's kowards wimp out of final test'

[bgmnts]

Tonight we are all Madrileno.

Predicted headline tomorrow morning. 'Chicken Kiev - Klopp's kowards wimp out of final test'

You'd have to assume most of the football world is Scouse today.

Sorry!

[sevendaughters]

Hashtag United parachuted into tier 10/step 6 of the football pyramid, good honest lads playing football for the love of it.

[thraxx]

You'd have to assume most of the football world is Scouse today.

Sorry!

Probably, but I'll be cheering on Ronalado and co. No need for either of us to apologise. 

And i bet i wont be the only person on here wanting Madrid to win? Surely tae fuck?