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Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

Started by Glebe, June 24, 2017, 09:51:50 AM

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Glebe

You ascend up in a lovely cloud-ball.

Ferris

Your coffee cools down in a reasonable time and Across The Universe comes on the radio

JoeyBananaduck

Showtime announces an 18 hour limited event series to be written and directed by poo.

Ferris

Quote from: JoeyBananaduck on September 22, 2017, 12:10:11 PM
Showtime announces an 18 hour limited event series to be written and directed by poo.

The press release describes the budget as "ample".

Glebe

It's free milkshakes on the house, and, ooh, is that Jenny Soggins I spy, passin' my way? It's my lucky night!

Spoon of Ploff

Everyone on CAB finishes their book/screenplay/film/documentary/album/art installation..

Each one a critical success and financial triumph..

And they do not forget their friends..

They do not forget their friends.


Glebe

A selection box? And we haven't even reached Halloween yet! Dig in!

Ferris

One last vodka miniature is found at the back of the freezer... you knew you left it somewhere! Add it to the pile on the living room floor, and dig in for a cozy Wednesday night. Planet Earth 2 is on Netflix - all aboard!

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on October 03, 2017, 03:24:34 AMall aboard!

Wait for me! *produces another load of vodka miniatures and a family bag of Cadbury's Twirls*

Glebe

Oh! Oh look! All lovely lights and things!

JoeyBananaduck

You were in fact, as your wife told you, worrying over nothing.

Glebe

You find a fiver crumpled up in an old pair of jeans, which you use to purchase some lovely snacks from the local newsagents.

Glebe

You wake up late and the cupboard is bare, but a kindly family member/fellow housemate whips out and gets you a lovely takeaway, then you go back to sleep for the night!

Ferris

A lovely cheese and ham toastie, nice and warm but just cool enough to eat!

Glebe


Glebe

All wars cease, poverty is eliminated and we all live happily ever after.

JoeyBananaduck

Love turns out to be an actual thing.

Glebe

A pink sky is a giant floss. Tuck in!

Glebe

All shit things stop happening and only good things does happen.

Glebe

A cargo of Cadbury's Twirls falls off the back of a truck, resulting in much kettle boiling and general glee. Fancy a cuppa? Unwrap them Twirls!

JoeyBananaduck

God turns out to be Winnie The Pooh and the only reason everything's shit is because in his absent-minded way he lost the keys to the universe for a few thousand years.

"Oh bother. Can you ever forgive me?"

Of course we can, Pooh. Silly old bear.

Glebe

"What?! You've laid on this sumptuous feast just for me, Mr. Tumblewees?"

"Wait 'til you see what's for afters!" chuckles Tumblewees, joyously!

Gwen Taylor on ITV

Mr Toad is finally prosecuted for dangerous driving and sexual assault.  His victims have their day in court.

Gwen Taylor on ITV

A diligent dormouse fixes the problems with your spreadsheet over the weekend.  You arrive in the office on Monday to congratulations for resolving the problems delaying Virgin Healthcare's takeover of the local bowel obstruction surgery.

Glebe

Y'great 'nana! Yes! It's quiet literally a giant banana! Tuck in, fruit lovers!

Glebe

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Glebe realises now that there was no Euphoria I, but it doesn't matter!

Glebe

Extra helpings of Angel Delight are awarded to those who ask nicely!

Glebe

A free slap-up feast is followed by a showering of lovely gifts, before an all-expenses-paid cruise is in the offing! And here, have £10,000 spending money!*

*GENEROUS SEAGULL is spotted lingering nearby.

Glebe

A delicious sponge is baked up, fresh for you. Enjoy - you deserve it!

Fishfinger

Katie Hopkins jogs into a slurry pit.