Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 30123 times)

zomgmouse

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2017, 05:09:02 AM »
Limes

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2017, 01:50:08 PM »
Four hundred worth of swans break free of pond oppression, and take to the skies above Hackney, screaming, "We are free, we are free, our brethren are free!"

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2017, 11:20:57 PM »
An  IRL minor thing that pleases me is hearing Giles Peterson on WorldWideFM speak French. He just sounds so much more excited than when he's talking in English.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2017, 02:13:32 AM »
A miserly shopkeep accidentally knocks a bag of fun size Mars which rip and go flying out into the street. The kids are showered in lovely confectionary, and the old git is forced to concede defeat, with a wan smile.

A boring conference is interrupted by a cheerful mallard and it's fluffy brood!

zomgmouse

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2017, 09:16:43 AM »
Limping slowly subsides, day by day, until all trace of the sprain is gone.

spamwangler

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2017, 06:33:37 PM »
Sports Direct Tycoon Vomited Into Fireplace At Pub Meeting

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2017, 09:49:02 PM »
Crawling through the desert, you happen upon a lovely bottle of Fanta in a cooler. It's no mirage, mate!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2017, 02:58:36 AM »
An airing cupboard turns out to be a gateway to a Narnia.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2017, 09:41:29 AM »
A kitchen sunray adds a lovely spruceness.

Heh-hey, what a lovely afternoon! Oh! Great!

cptspalding

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2017, 06:17:26 PM »
Go to take the washing in and it is all dry. Fandabidozi!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2017, 01:39:06 PM »
A dog on a beach runs along the boundary between sand and sea with a stick twice its own body length in its mouth.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2017, 02:02:49 PM »
Warm fire, lovely mug of cocoa, Fools & Horses marathon about to start. Get in!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2017, 03:15:02 PM »
A man cheers inwardly as he completes his tenth circuit of the Daventry ring road, beating his previous record of nine circuits. It's his day off and he can bloody well do what the heck he likes.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2017, 04:00:04 PM »
A man cheers inwardly as he completes his tenth circuit of the Daventry ring road, beating his previous record of nine circuits. It's his day off and he can bloody well do what the heck he likes.

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Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #44 on: July 08, 2017, 02:09:32 PM »
A childlike ferret enhances a jolly spring morning by performing the Dance of the Seven Veils for some passing potholers.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2017, 02:19:21 PM »
A slightly overweight cat atop a wall listlessly watches the world go by with half-open eyes.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2017, 04:57:56 PM »
The BDSM website you're signing up to congratulates you for choosing a 'strong' password.


Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2017, 02:31:08 PM »
Fluffy the cat helps the people of Folkestone win the Tidy Towns award - again!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2017, 02:37:50 PM »
Is that snow? No it's ice cream!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2017, 11:17:26 PM »
Jeremy Bubbins throws delightful home-made goodie bags to passers-by, from the comfort of his back garden deck chair.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2017, 08:21:50 PM »
You're at the zoo and a goose starts singing Toto's 'Africa'!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2017, 05:10:17 PM »
A fruit stall comes crashing down, showering all with delicious, healthy fruits from the four corners of the earth. Many are thus sorted for five-a-days!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2017, 03:31:09 PM »
There's a certain niceness about the morning, it's all spruce and that!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2017, 12:24:04 PM »
A gentle baby elephant trundles into view, causing many hearts to melt!

dex

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2017, 12:50:10 PM »
Bank error in your favour. £250! Out of the overdraft.

dex

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2017, 10:20:48 PM »
The test results come in the post. All clear.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2017, 12:20:52 PM »
A pink cloud lights up an otherwise overcast day, sending down rays of love and generally being a right cracking yoke!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2017, 03:20:15 PM »
You loose a kitten but it turns up safe and sound and carrying a wodge of Chupa Chupps.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2017, 12:24:35 AM »
You find an abandoned trolley near the trolley park so don't have to find a quid to release it. Later as you navigate the shop your thumb brushes the coin slot to find it's occupied.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2017, 01:06:24 AM »
Some owls converge in Nantwich. Should have caused a big stink, but instead it's a wonderful incident!