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Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

Started by Glebe, June 24, 2017, 09:51:50 AM

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zomgmouse


Glebe

Four hundred worth of swans break free of pond oppression, and take to the skies above Hackney, screaming, "We are free, we are free, our brethren are free!"

Sebastian Cobb

An  IRL minor thing that pleases me is hearing Giles Peterson on WorldWideFM speak French. He just sounds so much more excited than when he's talking in English.

Glebe

A miserly shopkeep accidentally knocks a bag of fun size Mars which rip and go flying out into the street. The kids are showered in lovely confectionary, and the old git is forced to concede defeat, with a wan smile.

A boring conference is interrupted by a cheerful mallard and it's fluffy brood!

zomgmouse

Limping slowly subsides, day by day, until all trace of the sprain is gone.

spamwangler

Sports Direct Tycoon Vomited Into Fireplace At Pub Meeting

Glebe

Crawling through the desert, you happen upon a lovely bottle of Fanta in a cooler. It's no mirage, mate!

Glebe

An airing cupboard turns out to be a gateway to a Narnia.

Glebe

A kitchen sunray adds a lovely spruceness.

Heh-hey, what a lovely afternoon! Oh! Great!

cptspalding

Go to take the washing in and it is all dry. Fandabidozi!

Sebastian Cobb

A dog on a beach runs along the boundary between sand and sea with a stick twice its own body length in its mouth.

Glebe

Warm fire, lovely mug of cocoa, Fools & Horses marathon about to start. Get in!

Neville Chamberlain

A man cheers inwardly as he completes his tenth circuit of the Daventry ring road, beating his previous record of nine circuits. It's his day off and he can bloody well do what the heck he likes.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on July 07, 2017, 03:15:02 PM
A man cheers inwardly as he completes his tenth circuit of the Daventry ring road, beating his previous record of nine circuits. It's his day off and he can bloody well do what the heck he likes.

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Glebe

A childlike ferret enhances a jolly spring morning by performing the Dance of the Seven Veils for some passing potholers.

Sebastian Cobb

A slightly overweight cat atop a wall listlessly watches the world go by with half-open eyes.

Sebastian Cobb

The BDSM website you're signing up to congratulates you for choosing a 'strong' password.


Glebe

Fluffy the cat helps the people of Folkestone win the Tidy Towns award - again!

Glebe


Glebe

Jeremy Bubbins throws delightful home-made goodie bags to passers-by, from the comfort of his back garden deck chair.

Glebe

You're at the zoo and a goose starts singing Toto's 'Africa'!

Glebe

A fruit stall comes crashing down, showering all with delicious, healthy fruits from the four corners of the earth. Many are thus sorted for five-a-days!

Glebe

There's a certain niceness about the morning, it's all spruce and that!

Glebe

A gentle baby elephant trundles into view, causing many hearts to melt!

dex

Bank error in your favour. £250! Out of the overdraft.

dex

The test results come in the post. All clear.

Glebe

A pink cloud lights up an otherwise overcast day, sending down rays of love and generally being a right cracking yoke!

Glebe

You loose a kitten but it turns up safe and sound and carrying a wodge of Chupa Chupps.

Sebastian Cobb

You find an abandoned trolley near the trolley park so don't have to find a quid to release it. Later as you navigate the shop your thumb brushes the coin slot to find it's occupied.

Glebe

Some owls converge in Nantwich. Should have caused a big stink, but instead it's a wonderful incident!