Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

[Glebe]

A flump donates it's royalties to a good cause!

[Glebe]

It's floss galore as you enjoy the very best in floss!

[Ferris]

Wagon Wheels are restored to their former size.

[saltysnacks]

A week long binge results in no weight gain whatsoever.

[Fishfinger]

Horny, but internet down. But you have Freeview and Countdown is on! Take it Nick, TAKE ITTTT

[Berthas Fat Leg]

A lass with massive Bristols says fill yer boots.

[saltysnacks]

A middle-aged man is naked all afternoon.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

You get your bike out for the first time this year, it's not in too bad shape. Bit of air in the tires, little oil on the chain. Then out on the open road.

WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! You forgot how fun riding a bike was!

[Fishfinger]

A long gloop of snot dribbles into your mouth halfway through a car crash of a job interview, and it's so deliciously salty.

[Glebe]

You open your mouth just in time for a lovely Cadbury's Caramel to come flying into it!

[Fishfinger]

The love that can blossom between lamb and man is as astonishing to Keith as it is delightful. If you'd told him a week ago that he'd very soon be in the most satisfying relationship of his long life, he'd never have believed you.

[Glebe]

A soft fluffin brings joy, as is, as such!

[Gregory Torso]

A nice walk up some stairs.

A very high quality swan.

A bespoke handjob.

[Glebe]

A flute toots some lovely notes!

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's cold and pissing it down but you need to do a shop, until you remember there's still a portion of that good curry you did in the freezer.

[Ferris]

Big plate of bacon.

[Gregory Torso]

An open field, an open notebook, an open bottle of whiskey, my open flies.

[Gregory Torso]

Near my office block there is a mini shopping mall under construction that you can walk through and look at the unfinished broken rooms where shops will be one day, and today I did just that and passed a gutted shop space that had two workmen in turquoise polo shirts lying down on a mat facing each other and giggling like little children, so that is the thing I saw that made me laugh and feel momentarily good today.

[Glebe]

A huge, anthropomorphic lemon bounces down into your garden, zesting and bringing fun and laughter to an otherwise overcast day (which soon brightens up!)!

[dex]

The other DIY job on the car that needed doing goes without any problems whatsoever and you find a fiver down the side of the driver's seat. That's a pastie well earned!

[Berthas Fat Leg]

A post-7UP mega-burp sounds EXACTLY like 'The Sweeney' theme tune.

[Glebe]

You step in a puddle but it's a puddle of fizzy pop! Get in!

[Ferris]

Football comes home.

[Fishfinger]

Football comes home.

And is mildly entertaining for a time, after which it fucks off.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

The girl laughs as you talk, eyes glinting, nervous smiles.

[New Jack]

You're English and in New York - the spires, the bustle, the energy!

I don't take coffee, I take drugs my dear

[Glebe]

Feet up, cocoa, marshmallows, joy galore! Nice one!

[Ferris]

A delicious choc treat that actually makes you healthier, all profits go to a local charity.

[Glebe]

A delicious choc treat that actually makes you healthier, all profits go to a local charity.

Heh!

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

The sky is bright pink and blues. You stare in wonder, for a while.