Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 30130 times)

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #60 on: July 20, 2017, 01:16:47 AM »
A neatheral defrosts and settles into 21st Century life.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #61 on: July 20, 2017, 05:38:15 PM »
I never thought I'd get so much pleasure out of meeting a talking otter. But now the riverbank has a certain magical quality for me.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2017, 06:36:17 PM »
The sun comes out and the lads invite you out for a drink.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #63 on: July 23, 2017, 08:10:54 PM »
Work is cancelled, and a sumptuous feast is prepared in your honour before you fly off on hols!

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2017, 12:26:55 PM »
A lovely shot of heroin leaves you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2017, 06:58:10 PM »
Alan wakes up in the gutter next to an only slightly damp Marlborough Light.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2017, 07:39:10 PM by Fishfinger »

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2017, 04:59:42 AM »
Unexpected 11pm pizza delivery. Wrong house. "Oh sod it, you may as well keep it, mate. It was meant to go on the other side of town. We'll have to send them a new one anyway. You enjoy."

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #67 on: July 28, 2017, 06:47:39 PM »
Hot sunny day, find a full keg of beer in a giant cooler in the garden. Mint.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2017, 03:06:49 AM »
A circus clown's make-up melts in the heat, causing uproarious laughter that is only reinforced by the sound of the seal hooting.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2017, 08:39:00 AM »
Little Jimmy Snuggins thinks it's your Birthday again, and rewards you with a lovely pack of Tunnock's Carmel Wafers! Cheers, Jim... keep them Birthday presents comin'!

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2017, 08:59:08 AM »
Turns out that wasn't the last Scampi flavoured fry in the packet.

("Scampi flavour whaaaat?"
"Froyyyys!")

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #71 on: July 31, 2017, 09:14:55 PM »
Some ducklings organize an extravaganza in the park.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2017, 03:14:37 AM »
What's that? Plum duff for all? Hurrah, Mary Berry! Hurrah!

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2017, 06:58:35 AM »
An octogenarian laughs uproariously for a full 20 minutes after her granddaughter furtively explains what the phrase 'cameltoe' means.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #74 on: August 03, 2017, 01:12:53 PM »
There is a heaven after all, and it's priced a mere £2.99. From Poundland.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #75 on: August 03, 2017, 04:18:29 PM »
Kay Burley trips into a canal.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2017, 04:23:33 PM »
Kay Burley trips into a canal.

One of my mates said he once saw a hipster on a bike miss the entrance to a canal bridge, then because he couldn't uncleat himself in time, fall sideways into a bin. Cheered him right up.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #77 on: August 03, 2017, 04:54:07 PM »
One of my mates said he once saw a hipster on a bike miss the entrance to a canal bridge, then because he couldn't uncleat himself in time, fall sideways into a bin. Cheered him right up.

That is delightful.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #78 on: August 03, 2017, 11:57:58 PM »
Kay Burley trips into a canal.

Onto a barge - destination: Shanghai.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #79 on: August 04, 2017, 03:36:02 PM »
The binmen knock round, but instead of asking for a Christmas box, they stand aside and reveal a hundred-strong army of fellow binmen down the drive, who perform an exciting chanting/dustbin-lid version of War's 'Low Rider', with not a penny asked for!

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #80 on: August 06, 2017, 07:20:35 PM »
Some interdimensional fluorescence gives hope for a blissful afterlife, all sparkling and inspiring and that.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2017, 03:13:08 PM »
A cold, grey Monday brightens up, as an all-expenses paid trip to Malaguf is in the offing! Arriba! Yi-yi-yi!

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #82 on: August 07, 2017, 03:27:34 PM »
Jesus turns up at the White Rose Shopping Centre to announce to everyone not to worry because there definitely is a heaven.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #83 on: August 07, 2017, 03:46:35 PM »
Ah, who cares if you don't live forever? There's people who don't even have clean drinking water, so shut the fuck and drink your pina colada!

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #84 on: August 09, 2017, 09:57:30 PM »
Ted's wife surprises him with a lovely pie. Still piping hot from the butchers. Ta darling, that's grand. Reet thoughtful of you. I love you. I love you too. The end.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #85 on: August 09, 2017, 10:31:07 PM »
Life's shit, but come on, go for it, let's take a big holiday party!

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #86 on: August 10, 2017, 11:12:35 PM »
Oh look, £500 quid! Hand it in to the local police station, nobody claims it, it's all yours, conscience clear!

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2017, 02:27:36 AM »
You are abducted by transdimensional joy bobbins.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2017, 11:19:24 PM »
A glow turns out to be a mystical happiness.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #89 on: August 13, 2017, 11:44:07 PM »
Desperate for a poo after 10 pints of Guinness and a Madras, a relieved man sets off the pace car in the comfort of the toilet in his own home.