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Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

Started by Glebe, June 24, 2017, 09:51:50 AM

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Sebastian Cobb

Crumpets knocked down to 10p in the supermarket.

Glebe

The Witches and the Grinnygog turns out to be true.

Ferris

Macaques invade your house. You form a symbiosis with them, and become an important member of their society. Also cheese and ham sandwiches for lunch.

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 03, 2018, 11:52:43 PMMacaques invade your house. You form a symbiosis with them, and become an important member of their society. Also cheese and ham sandwiches for lunch.

But which is more important, the macaques or the ham and cheese sarnies? YOU decide!

Glebe

A diplodo gifts some leaves to a hungry stegotrops.

Glebe

"Go on, mate - have the last jaffa!"

There's thumbs up all round as you sink your teeth into that delicious orange choc sponge combination, your delighted cheeks glowing either side of the biscuit! I'll nip out and purchase a fresh packet - you pop the kettle on, mate!

A purring cat looks at you with half closed eyes. You give it a scratch under it's chin and it has a big old stretch.


Glebe


Ferris

Christ has risen, and he brought lottery tickets!

Ferris


Spoon of Ploff

A fly slowly climbs a mountain of brown sugar and dies happy.

Pingers

You order a second hand copy of a book you haven't read in 20 years but loved. When it arrives, it's your old copy with your name written on the fly leaf.

Ferris

Quote from: Pingers on September 14, 2018, 06:31:17 PM
You order a second hand copy of a book you haven't read in 20 years but loved. When it arrives, it's your old copy with your name written on the fly leaf.

Tremendous work

Pingers

You have a great group of friends, many of whom you met and bonded with in the throes of an extended clubbing binge back in the day. You've kept in touch and are close, but kids and whatnot have kept you from reliving your clubbing days until now, when you have all met up for a night of cracking tunes in a great venue. You are coming up on a pill with your best mates and an absolutely storming mix of I Feel Love is dropped; everyone goes mental with huge smiles on their faces and it's just like it was all those years ago.

This was me yesterday. Sorry if this is a bit of an obvious one, but it was completely euphoric.

A lovely bit of moss in the woods, s'all soft and that innit.

Ferris

Two lovely little doggies to play with, all afternoon.

Gregory Torso

Walking down a dark alley thinking you're going to be raped and killed but instead you find a really good stationery shop.

Gregory Torso

A sexy Jesus on the side of the mobile altar bus that travels around Macau and blesses casino waitresses.


Gregory Torso

After two weeks of playing Imperial Palace Shit-Stirrer, you are finally promoted from the rank of Concubine to Consort, and if you can bear Emperor Song a boy-child you will be able to set in motion your plan of revenge for the humiliating exile of your wandering hilltop father!

Ferris


Pingers

Quote from: Gregory Torso on September 28, 2018, 11:17:47 AM
Walking down a dark alley thinking you're going to be raped and killed but instead you find a really good stationery shop.

Yesss!

Ferris

You get over your anxiety and acquiesce to a nice quiet dinner with friends. You even have a steak, your wife doesn't mind that you had three beers, and your mate's wife has a car and isn't drinking so there's a lift home for after. Looovely.

Ferris


Ferris

A long weekend, inside and away from the rain. Wuther all you like, wind! It's toasty and buttery-warm in here!

Ferris

A very long project comes to a satisfying conclusion. You do something fun and crazy to mark the occasion.

You take 5 minutes to watch the sky change colour at dawn.

Sit by the sea, breathe it in, listen to the wash. Calming innit. Your nattering monkey mind shuts the fuck up for 5 minutes.

Pingers

Wood smoke through trees on a still, cold, bright winter's morning