Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 27263 times)

Prison Biscuits

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #660 on: March 05, 2019, 03:13:57 PM »
A tree frog comes skidding down your winder pane like a fuckin space invader, croaking out this weekends lottery numbers.

Prison Biscuits

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #661 on: March 05, 2019, 03:15:31 PM »
You steal the keys to a church organ and drive a cathedral south, flattening everything out into an eternal midlands.

Prison Biscuits

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #662 on: March 05, 2019, 03:17:16 PM »
A line of chaffinches doing the "oops upside your head" dance across a confused cow's arse.
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Prison Biscuits

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #663 on: March 05, 2019, 03:43:42 PM »
You trigger the new post glitch and write some shit to cancel it out, aren't you NICE

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #664 on: March 05, 2019, 05:44:46 PM »
Karl's operation to let him shit through his penis is a complete success.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #665 on: March 05, 2019, 06:05:39 PM »
Karl's operation to let him shit through his penis is a complete success.

Later, he would marry Jenny von Westphalen, grow hair, and write seminal works that would inform controversial political movements. Buried in London. Now here's Carol with the weather.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #666 on: March 05, 2019, 07:31:27 PM »
Ronald finds a lovely plum in his handbag!

ToneLa

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #667 on: March 06, 2019, 02:05:22 AM »
The three best words in any language

And. Your... Away!

Honestly if you can't understand the simple joy of that sheer uncompromising freedom then I must have to subjugate you in a carpark under uncompassionate orange light in a fuckin boot... And I don't even drive!!

ToneLa

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #668 on: March 06, 2019, 02:31:34 AM »
You release your exhortations at a young lady with a rhythm section and she is entirely compassionate towards your sense of, let's be Francis here lads, boogie

ToneLa

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #669 on: March 06, 2019, 02:32:24 AM »
You fuckin learn tae suck on yir ain cock

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #670 on: March 06, 2019, 02:57:35 AM »
A hooded youth comes towards you on a dark street. Christ, what's that glinting in his hand? It's a business card with the urls to some of his Firefly fanfiction that you'll really enjoy!


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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #671 on: March 15, 2019, 02:56:58 AM »
Being pleasantly tired at the end of a long day wheeling your infant son about in his pram on a very long walk going nowhere in particular. 6 more months off work to do the same again.

No booze for me, squire - I’m after a decent night’s sleep. 11pm? Time for me to hit the hay!

(Until he wakes me up at 4am, eh readers?!)

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #672 on: March 15, 2019, 11:39:01 AM »
A delicious coffee cake is washed down with the perfect cuppa!

Pingers

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #673 on: March 15, 2019, 06:20:32 PM »
A real life one:

In November I planted a damson tree on some open land near me (this is in an inner city suburb, aka 'the front line'). I love damsons, not just for their flavour but because they have gone out of fashion - they make me think of an older England, an idealised Hardy-esque bucolic where people eat water cress out of unpolluted streams and pluck damsons and now-cancelled varieties of apple from abundant orchards on their walk home. So I like the idea of planting fruit trees in urban areas for anyone to enjoy.

On my way home today I noticed that someone else has planted a plum and an apple near to my damson. I can only assume that they have done this after seeing my little tree. If the council cunts leave these alone then we have the beginnings of a little orchard in our neighbourhood.

The fact that someone followed suit, particularly at the end of what has been a shit couple of weeks for me where I've struggled to see the good in anyone, is perfect.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #674 on: March 15, 2019, 07:51:12 PM »
I love damsons, not just for their flavour but because they have gone out of fashion - they make me think of an older England, an idealised Hardy-esque bucolic where people eat water cress out of unpolluted streams and pluck damsons and now-cancelled varieties of apple from abundant orchards on their walk home. So I like the idea of planting fruit trees in urban areas for anyone to enjoy.

That's fantastic, Pingers.

ToneLa

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #675 on: March 17, 2019, 03:01:16 PM »
Yir sister gave you twenty bar so instead of poisoning your soul with K cider, you get in a load of Birra Moretti and you're away!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #676 on: March 17, 2019, 03:17:54 PM »
A delicious cupcake brings joy and light to already smashing day!

pancreas

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #677 on: March 17, 2019, 06:04:43 PM »
It is a cupcake made of human shit! Which is perfect as you are a coprophage!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #678 on: March 17, 2019, 06:47:50 PM »
The Flossin returns!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #679 on: Today at 12:21:03 PM »
Martin Amis swivels twice, ruminatively, on his expensive desk chair, enjoying the aroma of his ass-towel. Then the epiphany. He smirks and leans forward to tap the name Tod Friendly into his WordPerfect document. Yes. A vast and clever improvement upon Holly Caust. He rises, approaching the mirror, ciggie dangling from impertinent lips. You delicious genius, he thinks. The bathrobe parts as he reaches for his cock.


I'm pretty sure this actually happened.