Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

March 28, 2024, 02:58:53 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

Started by Glebe, June 24, 2017, 09:51:50 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Glebe

We forget our petty nastiness and join together in love and song 'neath a beautiful moon!

Glebe

You discover a mint condition Betamax of The Witches and the Grinnygog in a hidden attic.

Glebe

Ever heard of a flossum? You will, mate... you will!

Glebe

The House of Commons forgets about Brexit and all that for once and they're all up on their collective feet for a fantastic rendition of KC and the Sunshine Band's 'Give It Up'! John Bercow is on funk-guitar duty!

pancreas

Desolation thread is over there, mate.

Glebe

Quote from: pancreas on April 27, 2019, 12:20:33 PMDesolation thread is over there, mate.

Oh come on, who wouldn't tune in to PMQs for a disco-pop extravaganza?!

Glebe

A giant marshmallow is gifted to you!

rasta-spouse

As you scream up into the sky some fried okra from a passing Boeing lands in your mouth!

Glebe

You've heard of fluffins and flossins, but try this on for size; the flosskin, a kind of giant marshmallowy thing!

rasta-spouse

You manage to loosen the strap on the chest harness, walk into the kitchen - AND it's trout night with the little lady!

Glebe

You build a life-sized Transformer out of melted salad creams!

Glebe

You win ten thousand quid on the gee-gees!

You fall over but it's alright, you're on a big bouncy castle! WHEEEEAAAYY! BOING BOING!

Glebe

Quote from: Foggy Buntwhistle on May 01, 2019, 07:13:47 AM
You fall over but it's alright, you're on a big bouncy castle! WHEEEEAAAYY! BOING BOING!

Heh!

Glebe

There's floss galore, as the candy floss man gives out free floss, as much as y'please!

Glebe

Harold Flossin enjoys the tastiest casserole of his life!

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

You put a hot cross bun in the toaster, forget about it, but said bun pops out perfectly toasted.

Sebastian Cobb

You get some beer from the corner shop fridge and it's really cold.

(true story)

Ferris

The porcelain is shattered by the sheer force of the exit, but the relief you feel as the pressure subsides more than makes up for it.

Glebe

Warm bath, lovely steak supper, watch a movie, bed, great.

Sustained eye contact and and an almost imperceptible smile from a pretty lady brightens your day right up.

Ferris

12 hours (!) of uninterrupted sleep!

Glebe


Glebe

Kettle's on, choc digestives, cheese, fruits, cereals, yogurts, Hovis.

Bazooka

A pipe of salt and vinegar Pringles includes one free Pringle.

pancreas

The basket of condiments they bring you in the pub has sriracha in it.

Bazooka

A blind mans sight is restored after spraying WD40 into his eyes.

pancreas

You are starving to the point of death, but what's this? A pile of sick!

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: pancreas on May 06, 2019, 12:46:21 PM
You are starving to the point of death, but what's this? A pile of sick!

Ehh... Shouldn't this be in the Generous Seagull thread?