Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 32751 times)

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #720 on: May 06, 2019, 02:07:34 PM »
Ehh... Shouldn't this be in the Generous Seagull thread?

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #721 on: May 06, 2019, 03:38:54 PM »
You rub dog shit in your eyes and as the agony sears through your ocular nerves, you momentarily manage to get SL2's "on a ragga tip" out of your brain.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #722 on: May 07, 2019, 09:18:18 AM »
19 year-old Harold is publically honoured with a plaque inscribed with HAROLD LEWIS ABSOLUTE WANK MACHINE SPONSORED BY PORNHUB

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #723 on: May 07, 2019, 02:53:38 PM »
No bad feelin's, just joy and love!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #724 on: May 08, 2019, 08:18:14 AM »
Day off, shopping spree, lovely meal, cinema, yes, get in, sorted, nice one bye cheers.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #725 on: May 09, 2019, 01:25:57 PM »
Go on, put your feet up... cuppa, ginger nuts, The Chase.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #726 on: May 10, 2019, 12:50:24 AM »
You have a week off, nice few quid saved, treat y'self!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #727 on: May 14, 2019, 02:49:04 PM »
Generous Seagull pays you a visit!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #728 on: May 16, 2019, 01:28:32 AM »
A giant plum lands in your garden!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #729 on: May 18, 2019, 03:27:27 PM »
A gosling gifts you a garnet!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #730 on: May 19, 2019, 03:50:44 AM »
Oh look, just have an all-expenses-paid trip to Dubai on me!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #731 on: May 26, 2019, 09:58:32 PM »
A bath taken drunk, singing, rapturous

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #732 on: May 26, 2019, 09:59:13 PM »
The hypnotic boil of a grassy field stirred by spring winds.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #733 on: May 26, 2019, 10:00:12 PM »
A big strong shire horse gets a knighthood

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #734 on: May 27, 2019, 07:23:33 AM »
You find an old cassette recording you made of the Wizbit theme by holding the tape recorder to the telly speaker. You manufacture your own Wizbit costume, stick it on and take the tape and player into a local forest and dance to the music, my oh my!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #735 on: May 27, 2019, 06:25:13 PM »
A fragile waft is helped along by a passing gust.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #736 on: May 29, 2019, 02:03:41 AM »
You never experience existential anxiety ever and live out a lovely, peaceful life to the end.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #737 on: May 29, 2019, 04:02:04 PM »
One Sunday a handsome dog called Clyde gently licks you as you lie on the sofa, seemingly aware that just twelve hours earlier you have had surgery for an agonisingly painful perianal abscess. There's still a bit of morphine in your system, enough to get a bit of a nod on at least, a roast in the oven,  and the knowledge that work can fuck right off for the next few days as you look lovingly into his chocolate brown eyes.   

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #738 on: May 31, 2019, 11:06:11 AM »
No worries, float off in a bubble of love and positivity.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #739 on: May 31, 2019, 11:21:09 AM »
You find three more Terry Pratchett novels in a suitcase under the bed, and you’ve never read them before.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #740 on: May 31, 2019, 11:48:15 AM »
You find three more Terry Pratchett novels in a suitcase under the bed, and you’ve never read them before.

Funnily enough, the second time I went to a Pratchett book signing, I went to look for my old books in the container drawers of me bed and then tore the house apart and couldn't find them. DESO.

grassbath

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #741 on: May 31, 2019, 05:26:40 PM »
Some nice long, deep breaths. Rib cage expanding, air rushing in, the pleasure of the stretch, the convulsive hold; the long exhale, the putty-like relaxation of the muscles, the re-settling of the spine and shoulder blades. The gentle natural high.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #742 on: May 31, 2019, 05:43:47 PM »
You shit out a lovely puddin'. It's wrapped in plastic, so no shite got on it enjoy.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #743 on: June 01, 2019, 04:44:04 PM »
The cast of You Rang, M'Lord? float around to the sound of Ph.D.'s 'I Won't Let You Down'.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #744 on: June 02, 2019, 12:58:06 PM »
André Rieu drops acid and surprises the Royal Albert Hall with a stirring rendition of 'Play That Funky Music'.

Pingers

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #745 on: June 02, 2019, 04:56:58 PM »
You win Gusset of the Year

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #746 on: June 03, 2019, 02:30:44 PM »
Ready for your first lovely, cold pint? Have a load of dry roasted peanuts while we're at it, sorted.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #747 on: June 06, 2019, 07:12:28 AM »
A 100 year old tortoise gets a top hat.


Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #748 on: June 06, 2019, 07:13:49 AM »
You fart a classic beano type "PAAAAARRRP!". It doesn't even smell and all who hear it have a wholesome laugh at it. Joy is spread oot yer arse mate.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #749 on: June 06, 2019, 12:56:50 PM »
A 100 year old tortoise gets a top hat.

Filled with fruit salads, blackjacks and cola bottles.