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Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

Started by Glebe, June 24, 2017, 09:51:50 AM

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Glebe

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on May 06, 2019, 01:26:48 PMEhh... Shouldn't this be in the Generous Seagull thread?

"Mate, I know I've committed a lot of faux pas in my time, but even I'd know not to feed a hungry fellow vomit! Oh, and btw, you're a NEW PAGE TWAT, Glebe!"

Gregory Torso

You rub dog shit in your eyes and as the agony sears through your ocular nerves, you momentarily manage to get SL2's "on a ragga tip" out of your brain.

madhair60

19 year-old Harold is publically honoured with a plaque inscribed with HAROLD LEWIS ABSOLUTE WANK MACHINE SPONSORED BY PORNHUB

Glebe

No bad feelin's, just joy and love!

Glebe

Day off, shopping spree, lovely meal, cinema, yes, get in, sorted, nice one bye cheers.

Glebe

Go on, put your feet up... cuppa, ginger nuts, The Chase.

Glebe

You have a week off, nice few quid saved, treat y'self!

Glebe

Generous Seagull pays you a visit!

Glebe

A giant plum lands in your garden!

Glebe


Glebe

Oh look, just have an all-expenses-paid trip to Dubai on me!

Gregory Torso

A bath taken drunk, singing, rapturous

Gregory Torso

The hypnotic boil of a grassy field stirred by spring winds.

Gregory Torso

A big strong shire horse gets a knighthood

Glebe

You find an old cassette recording you made of the Wizbit theme by holding the tape recorder to the telly speaker. You manufacture your own Wizbit costume, stick it on and take the tape and player into a local forest and dance to the music, my oh my!

Fishfinger

A fragile waft is helped along by a passing gust.

Glebe

You never experience existential anxiety ever and live out a lovely, peaceful life to the end.

fatguyranting

One Sunday a handsome dog called Clyde gently licks you as you lie on the sofa, seemingly aware that just twelve hours earlier you have had surgery for an agonisingly painful perianal abscess. There's still a bit of morphine in your system, enough to get a bit of a nod on at least, a roast in the oven,  and the knowledge that work can fuck right off for the next few days as you look lovingly into his chocolate brown eyes.   

Glebe

No worries, float off in a bubble of love and positivity.

Ferris

You find three more Terry Pratchett novels in a suitcase under the bed, and you've never read them before.

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on May 31, 2019, 11:21:09 AMYou find three more Terry Pratchett novels in a suitcase under the bed, and you've never read them before.

Funnily enough, the second time I went to a Pratchett book signing, I went to look for my old books in the container drawers of me bed and then tore the house apart and couldn't find them. DESO.

grassbath

Some nice long, deep breaths. Rib cage expanding, air rushing in, the pleasure of the stretch, the convulsive hold; the long exhale, the putty-like relaxation of the muscles, the re-settling of the spine and shoulder blades. The gentle natural high.

Glebe

You shit out a lovely puddin'. It's wrapped in plastic, so no shite got on it enjoy.

Glebe

The cast of You Rang, M'Lord? float around to the sound of Ph.D.'s 'I Won't Let You Down'.

Glebe

André Rieu drops acid and surprises the Royal Albert Hall with a stirring rendition of 'Play That Funky Music'.

Pingers


Glebe

Ready for your first lovely, cold pint? Have a load of dry roasted peanuts while we're at it, sorted.

A 100 year old tortoise gets a top hat.


You fart a classic beano type "PAAAAARRRP!". It doesn't even smell and all who hear it have a wholesome laugh at it. Joy is spread oot yer arse mate.

Glebe

Quote from: Foggy Buntwhistle on June 06, 2019, 07:12:28 AMA 100 year old tortoise gets a top hat.

Filled with fruit salads, blackjacks and cola bottles.