Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 33932 times)

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #750 on: June 09, 2019, 02:01:19 AM »
The guy you hit-and-ran when trying to FF Maron's latest intro? No worries mate, turns out he was one of the worst sex traffickers in your area. And those tart cherries show up in the boot!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #751 on: June 09, 2019, 02:08:23 AM »
A possum greets you well, nodding its head in the polite manner one would expect of the better class of marsupial!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #752 on: June 18, 2019, 10:14:00 PM »
Your distended bollocks are a haven for trapped Jesuits.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #753 on: June 18, 2019, 10:24:09 PM »
Free pube comb inside a packet of Space Raiders, things is looking up.

Pingers

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #754 on: July 03, 2019, 11:40:04 PM »
A young couple, about 17 years old, walk hand in hand down a dusty and ragged post-industrial street, a sinking golden sun blazing a halo of hopefulness around them. He walks tall with shoulders back, she has great legs. They are young and in love, as yet unwearied by life's furlongs, the going good. The outward press of promise and possibility sparks from their glowing skins to radiate with the throbbing ultraviolet, as the huge sun slips down in anticipation of tomorrow's dawn. 

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #755 on: July 19, 2019, 08:49:39 PM »
After attending one of his low-key gigs you notice that Aziz Ansari has personally left an After Eight next to your mobile device when it is unsealed from its Yondr pouch. Thanks buddy, gonna enjoy chewing on this minty treat while I check the last hour's DMs!

grassbath

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #756 on: July 20, 2019, 10:29:50 AM »
You tell your fickle, shallow ex 'you've made me feel really uncomfortable and humiliated. See you around, or not I guess' and flounce right the fuck out of the party!

Glebe

  • Cheers, thanks mate, nice one.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #757 on: July 30, 2019, 04:02:11 AM »
You hear a weird, muffled pigeon coo and it makes you laugh.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #758 on: August 11, 2019, 01:54:28 PM »
Brian Harvey dabs outside a defunct Spudulike.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #759 on: August 11, 2019, 01:57:16 PM »
Drunk on Stoke Newington high street at 2am, you try a saveloy for the very first time.

Earnest Sexpot

  • I'm sure it used to be a person
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #760 on: August 11, 2019, 06:28:53 PM »
You've been bought a breadbin!

Glebe

  • Cheers, thanks mate, nice one.
Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #761 on: August 11, 2019, 07:00:32 PM »
Beautiful view, warm sun, cold pint, bliss.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #762 on: August 14, 2019, 05:06:31 PM »
A kitty derps and you had your camera ready. 3 people will love it.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #763 on: August 14, 2019, 05:08:20 PM »
You just think about all the jelly you got, and what you could do with it. Wow. It would almost be disappointing to actually do it. Lie back and think. All that jelly. Oh boy.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #764 on: August 14, 2019, 06:47:37 PM »
Queueing for a bus where people are already stood in the aisles and you see an empty one pulling up over the brow of the hill. It's ok driver, I'll get the next one!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #765 on: Yesterday at 04:58:27 PM »
A 43 year old accountant's dormant homosexuality roars back to life while watching a clip of Fred Dibnah negotiating an overhang on a chimney in Darwen.