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Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.

Started by Glebe, June 24, 2017, 09:51:50 AM

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Gregory Torso

And then, in Fulton Foods & Fresh Vegg, a man grabs an apple from a crate and sensually floats it to his face. "Watch me eat this for your delight" and as his mouth works at the apple like a scaffold of pale, toiling bees, your smallest arm raises in saulte to the erotic gnawing of the soft core.

batwings

You don't mind neither the itching or the swelling.

A wank far exceeds expectations.

Finding a much loved piece of childhood pornography in an old coat.

Ferris


Glebe

You have a big dump and a shower, delicious meal then you drop exhausted into your lovely comfy bed and sleep for a week.

grassbath

Not usually a religious sort, a whim takes you into a church on a Sunday walk and you feel welcome and peaceful during the morning Eucharist. Shafts of light coming in the window. Marvellous organist. Shake the vicar's hand.

Glebe

Quote from: grassbath on September 23, 2019, 11:57:25 PMNot usually a religious sort, a whim takes you into a church on a Sunday walk and you feel welcome and peaceful during the morning Eucharist. Shafts of light coming in the window. Marvellous organist. Shake the vicar's hand.

That stained glass is lovely, and there's a wonderful sense of peace as you watch the dust motes float in the silence!

grassbath

You turn up again for Evensong and even pipe up on some of the less rangy hymns!

Ferris


DoesNotFollow

"Tradesman quotes pensioner 'a cup of tea and a chat' in exchange for new front step" is front page news in every nation on Earth.

Fishfinger

Human remains are power-hosed from your neglected paving slabs!

wosl

By a team of industrious yet affable squirrels!

jenna appleseed

finding the song One Night In Bangkok a ridiculous / weird / awesome turn on.

Ferris

You get 35 minutes completely to yourself.

Glebe

Turkey with all the trimmin's, roasties, gravy, chocs, beer, prezzies, Chrismas movies...magic!

seepage

The present under the tree for you is a selection box of seafood pastes.

Glebe

You gain a whopping thousand-quid bonus for Christmas, pay off all your ownings etc. and enjoy a slap-up season with all the fillings and more!

Glebe

You spot Leslie Nielsen dancing around your local park to the sound of Donald Fagen's I.G.Y.

Glebe

Boris Johnson decides to leave the planet Earth in a bubble.

Glebe

Boris Johnson melts into quicklime.

jenna appleseed

Boris Johns dies shitting himself inside out because his oven ready brexit wasn't quite ready.

Glebe

My post-root canal work agony decreases.

Glebe

The giantest plum duff you ever laid your eyes on lands in your lap this festive season!

Glebe


Glebe

You discover that your bum is made out of candy floss and eat it.

Ferris

Discounted chocco Easter eggs, all year round.

Glebe

Depression lifts, health improves, Christmas.

Glebe

Goodness, look at the size of that puddin'!

Spoon of Ploff

On Ambar Street the stark, cold white and blue gives way to a warm orange reddish glow as the electrical fire caused by Number 47s faulty Christmas lights quickly engulfs the entire house.

Glebe

A jumbo feast is enlightened by the appearance of a glowing orb person.

Glebe

Gifts and yummy meals this Christmas.