Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 50086 times)

ToneLa

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #840 on: March 05, 2020, 08:45:40 PM »
Your best friends at work are two lovely women who like you and give you lifts, drinks, free cakes etc. largely because you involuntarily responded to the gaffer's unbelievably sexist claptrap with a shouted WHAT YEAR IS THIS AGAIN?? in a team meeting. <3

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Twit 2

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #841 on: March 11, 2020, 07:05:01 AM »
The mud mites anoint you their king. “Does it come with a stipend?” you enquire.
“Why yes! Indeed!” they chuckle, and soon enough you’re all chuckling in the mud.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #842 on: March 12, 2020, 12:23:40 AM »
Take it easy for the rest of your life with free money and gifts galore. Also all the emotional support you need to make it through the rest of your fantastic days. Enjoy!

spaghetamine

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #843 on: March 22, 2020, 08:36:08 PM »
Oliver Postgate's ghost visits you every night to read you a bedtime story.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #844 on: March 22, 2020, 09:37:18 PM »
The mud mites anoint you their king. “Does it come with a stipend?” you enquire.
“Why yes! Indeed!” they chuckle, and soon enough you’re all chuckling in the mud.

Hahaha

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #845 on: March 22, 2020, 10:08:58 PM »
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the powerwanking frot sentries have gone

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #846 on: March 23, 2020, 03:45:08 PM »
When all this covid nightmare is over you organize a special party for family and friends. The evening ends on a high note, with your eccentric Uncle Jack revolving on a stool while the DJ plays 'My Way'.

wosl

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #847 on: March 23, 2020, 04:11:17 PM »
And the scamp behind the decks has elected to play the Sid Vicious version!  In a trice everyone's up, doing Elvis lip-curls and pogoing around as though it were their 'joker event' at an It's A Knockout tournament.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #848 on: March 25, 2020, 01:44:08 PM »
A man shits out a potato.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #849 on: March 27, 2020, 10:30:39 AM »
You purchase a parsnip without being offered a jar of piss by a piss-obssessed greengrocer.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #850 on: March 28, 2020, 11:46:16 AM »
You let out an enormous fart and your anxiety fades.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #851 on: March 29, 2020, 02:22:00 PM »
You go to Heaven and its brilliant.

petrilTanaka

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #852 on: March 29, 2020, 09:59:46 PM »
The “Special Films” turned out to be a selection of 70s porn, but then – success! An LWT junction from 29/07/79

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