Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 54209 times)

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2017, 10:00:59 AM »
Eamonn Holmes blows his load hands free live on This Morning during a segment on exotic pets, the slender slinking of the Python proved too much. 

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2017, 01:18:03 PM »
Eamonn Holmes blows his load hands free live on This Morning during a segment on exotic pets, the slender slinking of the Python proved too much.

But which Python? YOU decide!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2017, 02:05:33 PM »
An octogenarian lady moistens her drawers for the first time in decades. The cause? The mere sight of Bradley Walsh gamely signing autographs in the Arndale centre.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #93 on: August 14, 2017, 11:31:41 PM »
A Furby reincarnates as a real owl.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #94 on: August 16, 2017, 07:22:08 AM »
A giant, multicoloured Pikachu arrives in town, causing laughter, fun and celebration!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #95 on: August 18, 2017, 05:42:43 AM »
Peckish? 'ave a feast, with all the trimmin's!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #96 on: August 18, 2017, 09:35:14 AM »
A man down on his luck finds £15 in his sausage and bean melt at Greggs.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #97 on: August 21, 2017, 02:04:40 AM »
A hot bird's G-string 'twangs' off on the beach and lands in your flippin' mouth.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #98 on: August 22, 2017, 05:31:47 AM »
A woman changes her name by deed poll to Melanie Flussocks-Whumpkins and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #99 on: August 23, 2017, 04:49:52 AM »
The infinitum of time gets fed up with allowing living beings to have to put up with the usual miserable gubbins, and allows a kind of joyous paradise to blossom.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #100 on: August 27, 2017, 03:27:14 AM »
The sun rises as a giant, healing, glowing joy-ball.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2017, 01:43:03 AM »
A bumper crop of goslings convince a nascent yobbo to take them in, adopting them as his own and treating them with love and kindness, in what is a truly heartwarming and life-affirming event.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #102 on: August 29, 2017, 09:40:09 AM »
You wake up at 2PM on a Saturday and there's a fresh cuppa and a bag of doughnuts waiting on the kitchen table!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #103 on: August 29, 2017, 10:16:46 AM »
Justin Lee Collins gets the night shift job at the burger factory.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #104 on: August 29, 2017, 11:29:04 AM »
A horny vibrator becomes self-aware.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #105 on: September 01, 2017, 08:50:14 PM »
Having a pint while you wait to collect your takeaway.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #106 on: September 02, 2017, 07:33:02 AM »
A skunk looses it's famous abilities and everyone likes him now.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #107 on: September 02, 2017, 12:07:32 PM »
I've never been in this thread before but Glebe, you are the man. Great belly laughs and some actual heartwarming images.

My absolute favourite is a Furby being reincarnated as an owl. Crying here.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #108 on: September 03, 2017, 06:57:19 PM »
I've never been in this thread before but Glebe, you are the man. Great belly laughs and some actual heartwarming images.

My absolute favourite is a Furby being reincarnated as an owl. Crying here.

Fanx SC! Have a sossie... and an all-expenses paid trip to Mexico!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #109 on: September 13, 2017, 06:54:40 PM »
yea glebe is killing it here!

Glebe- is there any chance you can record yourself reading these euphoric moments out so i can put some ambient music under it?

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #110 on: September 15, 2017, 12:38:51 AM »
yea glebe is killing it here!

Glebe- is there any chance you can record yourself reading these euphoric moments out so i can put some ambient music under it?

That's a great idea Spammers... although I'm trying very hard to be psychologically-well adult at the moment, and so it may not be advisable.

In other news... a muchness becomes a sameness and laughs joyously at it's own 'ness'!


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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #111 on: September 15, 2017, 06:29:47 PM »
Stuck in a traffic jam, blazing sunshine coming through the driver's side windows, yet you're waiting in front of a large road sign in the central reservation, casting a perfect shadow to shield you from it.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #112 on: September 16, 2017, 08:04:35 AM »
An octogenarian lady moistens her drawers for the first time in decades. The cause? The mere sight of Paul Martin from Flog It! gamely signing autographs in the White Rose centre.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #113 on: September 16, 2017, 10:46:38 PM »
You find a lost crate of ale under the stairs, just as an Only Fools and Horses marathon is starting on GOLD.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #114 on: September 17, 2017, 11:14:58 AM »
Tony Parsons experiences heavenly bliss, choking on a hare krishna carrot cake

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #115 on: September 17, 2017, 01:17:23 PM »
The Bregenz Jeb-End wins a free packet of crisps from out of a packet of crisps

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #116 on: September 17, 2017, 03:10:24 PM »
Licking all the yoghurt off the spoon such that the spoon is gleaming clean by the end of the lick.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #117 on: September 18, 2017, 07:35:25 AM »
Five dormice plot to bring down Parliament via peaceful, constructive means.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #118 on: September 20, 2017, 04:06:16 AM »
A floss reveals itself to be a multicoloured lozenge of goodness.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #119 on: September 21, 2017, 08:22:19 AM »
Fozzie Bear pops up beside you and enlivens proceedings!

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