Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain. (Read 54209 times)

Bazooka · « **Reply #90 on:** August 14, 2017, 10:00:59 AM »

Eamonn Holmes blows his load hands free live on This Morning during a segment on exotic pets, the slender slinking of the Python proved too much.

Glebe · « **Reply #91 on:** August 14, 2017, 01:18:03 PM »

Quote from: Bazooka on August 14, 2017, 10:00:59 AM

Eamonn Holmes blows his load hands free live on This Morning during a segment on exotic pets, the slender slinking of the Python proved too much.

But which Python? YOU decide!

JoeyBananaduck · « **Reply #92 on:** August 14, 2017, 02:05:33 PM »

An octogenarian lady moistens her drawers for the first time in decades. The cause? The mere sight of Bradley Walsh gamely signing autographs in the Arndale centre.

Glebe · « **Reply #93 on:** August 14, 2017, 11:31:41 PM »

A Furby reincarnates as a real owl.

Glebe · « **Reply #94 on:** August 16, 2017, 07:22:08 AM »

A giant, multicoloured Pikachu arrives in town, causing laughter, fun and celebration!

Glebe · « **Reply #95 on:** August 18, 2017, 05:42:43 AM »

Peckish? 'ave a feast, with all the trimmin's!

Bazooka · « **Reply #96 on:** August 18, 2017, 09:35:14 AM »

A man down on his luck finds £15 in his sausage and bean melt at Greggs.

Glebe · « **Reply #97 on:** August 21, 2017, 02:04:40 AM »

A hot bird's G-string 'twangs' off on the beach and lands in your flippin' mouth.

Glebe · « **Reply #98 on:** August 22, 2017, 05:31:47 AM »

A woman changes her name by deed poll to Melanie Flussocks-Whumpkins and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

Glebe · « **Reply #99 on:** August 23, 2017, 04:49:52 AM »

The infinitum of time gets fed up with allowing living beings to have to put up with the usual miserable gubbins, and allows a kind of joyous paradise to blossom.

Glebe · « **Reply #100 on:** August 27, 2017, 03:27:14 AM »

The sun rises as a giant, healing, glowing joy-ball.

Glebe · « **Reply #101 on:** August 28, 2017, 01:43:03 AM »

A bumper crop of goslings convince a nascent yobbo to take them in, adopting them as his own and treating them with love and kindness, in what is a truly heartwarming and life-affirming event.

Glebe · « **Reply #102 on:** August 29, 2017, 09:40:09 AM »

You wake up at 2PM on a Saturday and there's a fresh cuppa and a bag of doughnuts waiting on the kitchen table!

Bazooka · « **Reply #103 on:** August 29, 2017, 10:16:46 AM »

Justin Lee Collins gets the night shift job at the burger factory.

JoeyBananaduck · « **Reply #104 on:** August 29, 2017, 11:29:04 AM »

A horny vibrator becomes self-aware.

Sebastian Cobb · « **Reply #105 on:** September 01, 2017, 08:50:14 PM »

Having a pint while you wait to collect your takeaway.

Glebe · « **Reply #106 on:** September 02, 2017, 07:33:02 AM »

A skunk looses it's famous abilities and everyone likes him now.

Shay Chaise · « **Reply #107 on:** September 02, 2017, 12:07:32 PM »

I've never been in this thread before but Glebe, you are the man. Great belly laughs and some actual heartwarming images.

My absolute favourite is a Furby being reincarnated as an owl. Crying here.

Glebe · « **Reply #108 on:** September 03, 2017, 06:57:19 PM »

Quote from: Shay Chaise on September 02, 2017, 12:07:32 PM

I've never been in this thread before but Glebe, you are the man. Great belly laughs and some actual heartwarming images.

My absolute favourite is a Furby being reincarnated as an owl. Crying here.

Fanx SC! Have a sossie... and an all-expenses paid trip to Mexico!

spamwangler · « **Reply #109 on:** September 13, 2017, 06:54:40 PM »

yea glebe is killing it here!

Glebe- is there any chance you can record yourself reading these euphoric moments out so i can put some ambient music under it?

Glebe · « **Reply #110 on:** September 15, 2017, 12:38:51 AM »

Quote from: spamwangler on September 13, 2017, 06:54:40 PM

yea glebe is killing it here!

Glebe- is there any chance you can record yourself reading these euphoric moments out so i can put some ambient music under it?

That's a great idea Spammers... although I'm trying very hard to be psychologically-well adult at the moment, and so it may not be advisable.

In other news... a muchness becomes a sameness and laughs joyously at it's own 'ness'!

dex · « **Reply #111 on:** September 15, 2017, 06:29:47 PM »

Stuck in a traffic jam, blazing sunshine coming through the driver's side windows, yet you're waiting in front of a large road sign in the central reservation, casting a perfect shadow to shield you from it.

JoeyBananaduck · « **Reply #112 on:** September 16, 2017, 08:04:35 AM »

An octogenarian lady moistens her drawers for the first time in decades. The cause? The mere sight of Paul Martin from Flog It! gamely signing autographs in the White Rose centre.

Glebe · « **Reply #113 on:** September 16, 2017, 10:46:38 PM »

You find a lost crate of ale under the stairs, just as an Only Fools and Horses marathon is starting on GOLD.

Spoon of Ploff · « **Reply #114 on:** September 17, 2017, 11:14:58 AM »

Tony Parsons experiences heavenly bliss, choking on a hare krishna carrot cake

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #115 on:** September 17, 2017, 01:17:23 PM »

The Bregenz Jeb-End wins a free packet of crisps from out of a packet of crisps

zomgmouse · « **Reply #116 on:** September 17, 2017, 03:10:24 PM »

Licking all the yoghurt off the spoon such that the spoon is gleaming clean by the end of the lick.

Glebe · « **Reply #117 on:** September 18, 2017, 07:35:25 AM »

Five dormice plot to bring down Parliament via peaceful, constructive means.

Glebe · « **Reply #118 on:** September 20, 2017, 04:06:16 AM »

A floss reveals itself to be a multicoloured lozenge of goodness.

Glebe · « **Reply #119 on:** September 21, 2017, 08:22:19 AM »

Fozzie Bear pops up beside you and enlivens proceedings!

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