Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 19301 times)

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #420 on: April 01, 2018, 04:46:55 AM »
Papa Trundlewinks heads west on a bison!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #421 on: April 01, 2018, 11:09:55 AM »
Did someone say "Choc eggs"? Dig in?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #422 on: April 01, 2018, 06:08:14 PM »
A Freddo is recovered before the rotting process has truly set in.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #423 on: April 01, 2018, 07:04:11 PM »
The Freddo frog comes alive and entertains all with laughter, song and chat!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #424 on: April 02, 2018, 10:35:48 AM »
That's not a cloud... it's our familiar friend, the floss, bringing forth the kind of sugary goodness that can only help but please!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #425 on: April 03, 2018, 10:58:02 AM »
A lemon slice improves with each bite!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #426 on: April 04, 2018, 08:35:43 AM »
Here's a life-sized, marshmallow Mr. Blobby for you to feast on!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #427 on: April 07, 2018, 05:31:25 PM »
There's a frosting of goodness on this biscuit... and it's merely the first of the pack, with more to follow! Kettle on!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #428 on: April 08, 2018, 06:15:33 PM »
An ice cream factory explodes - don't worry, there was nobody inside at the time! - and out flies twenty tonnes of the lovely stuff! Dig in folks! But don't eat it off the ground. Not hygienic, that. Not hygienic.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #429 on: April 09, 2018, 07:05:48 PM »
I do hope you enjoy a surfeit of treats and such, because you're in for a fucking treat, mate!

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #430 on: April 09, 2018, 07:31:40 PM »
A strain of flu becomes sentient, and goes after Michael Gove.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #431 on: April 10, 2018, 03:41:41 PM »
"Cloudy today, mate."

"Oh those aren't clouds, mate. They're flosses."

"Eh?!"

"Candy flosses. Giant candy flosses, moving through the sky. And if we stick around, we may indeed be showered with a fabulous array of delicious treats!"

"Er, yeah... see you later, mate... fucking mental..."

"Here they come... get y'Treat Buckets ready!"

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #432 on: April 11, 2018, 12:15:17 AM »
A relative you’ve never heard of leaves you a ‘72 CiJ Fender Mustang in Olympic White (with the red tortoiseshell pickguard) just like David Byrne’s from Stop Making Sense.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #433 on: April 14, 2018, 12:34:39 AM »
A bubble bobs down and fills all with it's sweetness!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #434 on: April 14, 2018, 02:04:00 PM »
A mountain of freshly-made ice cream... and it's all for the eating! Slurp!

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #435 on: April 21, 2018, 12:52:48 PM »
Some lovely doggies to play with all day

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #436 on: April 24, 2018, 06:35:03 PM »
She smiles back.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #437 on: April 25, 2018, 02:43:48 AM »
Something great happens and makes live perfectly tolerable and you manage to build up enough strength to face life's challenges and live out the rest of your life in relative peace and contentment!

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #438 on: May 12, 2018, 02:50:54 PM »
You are financially and emotionally stable for the rest of your long, happy life. Your knob also gets a bit bigger.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #439 on: May 12, 2018, 03:04:32 PM »
everything's not shit for some small part of the time and you have enough about you to identify those moments

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #440 on: May 12, 2018, 03:21:09 PM »
Cor, that was lovely cake. Ooh, another slice in the fridge!

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #441 on: May 12, 2018, 03:22:20 PM »
Fish and chips in newspaper, a balmy evening on a seaside bench, cold beer/hot shower/warm bed. Day 1 of the rest of your life.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #442 on: May 12, 2018, 03:23:11 PM »
Aston Villa win the FA cup, and are challenging for the European places.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #443 on: May 12, 2018, 03:24:45 PM »
Well here comes your new mother in law, it’s Delia Smith! She’s baked another cake and got you front row tickets to the footy. Pass the cooking-sherry, Deelzy!

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #444 on: May 12, 2018, 03:27:24 PM »
The joy in a little doggy’s eyes when he sees you are coming to play.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #445 on: May 12, 2018, 03:29:29 PM »
A regular CaB poster is fed up with all the bloomin’ desolation around here of late and decides to be the change he wants to see in the world by posting funny, life-affirming stuff in the EUPHORIA thread. He is sorry he didn’t do it sooner.

His apartment is excellently climate controlled, there’s a whole weekend ahead, and Villa might win today. Ooh, is that bacon I smell?

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #446 on: May 12, 2018, 04:12:27 PM »
^, ^^, ^^^, ^^^^ this is starting to give me the fear

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #447 on: May 12, 2018, 07:26:40 PM »
You go for a swim and an octopus pops up, but though you fear attack, instead he sings 'Octopus' Garden' and offers to buy you a Solero! I know that's not realistic, but there you go, make of it what you will!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #448 on: May 13, 2018, 10:02:05 AM »
An umpster says "Gee whizz!" to you on fair day out!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #449 on: May 17, 2018, 02:29:16 AM »
Everyone says they like you and your esteem goes up.