Author Topic: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.  (Read 35466 times)

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #750 on: June 09, 2019, 02:01:19 AM »
The guy you hit-and-ran when trying to FF Maron's latest intro? No worries mate, turns out he was one of the worst sex traffickers in your area. And those tart cherries show up in the boot!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #751 on: June 09, 2019, 02:08:23 AM »
A possum greets you well, nodding its head in the polite manner one would expect of the better class of marsupial!

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #752 on: June 18, 2019, 10:14:00 PM »
Your distended bollocks are a haven for trapped Jesuits.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #753 on: June 18, 2019, 10:24:09 PM »
Free pube comb inside a packet of Space Raiders, things is looking up.

Pingers

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #754 on: July 03, 2019, 11:40:04 PM »
A young couple, about 17 years old, walk hand in hand down a dusty and ragged post-industrial street, a sinking golden sun blazing a halo of hopefulness around them. He walks tall with shoulders back, she has great legs. They are young and in love, as yet unwearied by life's furlongs, the going good. The outward press of promise and possibility sparks from their glowing skins to radiate with the throbbing ultraviolet, as the huge sun slips down in anticipation of tomorrow's dawn. 

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #755 on: July 19, 2019, 08:49:39 PM »
After attending one of his low-key gigs you notice that Aziz Ansari has personally left an After Eight next to your mobile device when it is unsealed from its Yondr pouch. Thanks buddy, gonna enjoy chewing on this minty treat while I check the last hour's DMs!

grassbath

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #756 on: July 20, 2019, 10:29:50 AM »
You tell your fickle, shallow ex 'you've made me feel really uncomfortable and humiliated. See you around, or not I guess' and flounce right the fuck out of the party!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #757 on: July 30, 2019, 04:02:11 AM »
You hear a weird, muffled pigeon coo and it makes you laugh.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #758 on: August 11, 2019, 01:54:28 PM »
Brian Harvey dabs outside a defunct Spudulike.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #759 on: August 11, 2019, 01:57:16 PM »
Drunk on Stoke Newington high street at 2am, you try a saveloy for the very first time.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #760 on: August 11, 2019, 06:28:53 PM »
You've been bought a breadbin!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #761 on: August 11, 2019, 07:00:32 PM »
Beautiful view, warm sun, cold pint, bliss.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #762 on: August 14, 2019, 05:06:31 PM »
A kitty derps and you had your camera ready. 3 people will love it.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #763 on: August 14, 2019, 05:08:20 PM »
You just think about all the jelly you got, and what you could do with it. Wow. It would almost be disappointing to actually do it. Lie back and think. All that jelly. Oh boy.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #764 on: August 14, 2019, 06:47:37 PM »
Queueing for a bus where people are already stood in the aisles and you see an empty one pulling up over the brow of the hill. It's ok driver, I'll get the next one!

Cuellar

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #765 on: August 19, 2019, 04:58:27 PM »
A 43 year old accountant's dormant homosexuality roars back to life while watching a clip of Fred Dibnah negotiating an overhang on a chimney in Darwen.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #766 on: August 20, 2019, 02:58:34 PM »
You win the Lotto, holiday, lots of goodies, meals, drinks, the lot.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #767 on: August 21, 2019, 12:54:29 PM »
Bempt Luego pays a visit!

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #768 on: August 31, 2019, 11:27:58 PM »

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #769 on: September 01, 2019, 12:00:30 AM »
An era-defining sausage roll.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #770 on: September 01, 2019, 12:27:59 AM »
Girl at work tells you she loves you to the max.

You contract Legionnaire's Disease, but it's the kind that turns you into a Roman soldier.

The spirit of Leonard Cohen unfurls from your bedside lamp to recite gravel pit hymnals as you fall asleep to the songs of church bells.

No one is ever talking shit about you behind your back.

A tall girl's bare shoulders.

An ant surveys, plots out and conquers a coffee stain.

Morrissey is given community service as a regional news weatherman


Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #771 on: September 01, 2019, 12:36:11 AM »
A car forced to stop at traffic lights by your open window is belting out Bempt Luego.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #772 on: September 01, 2019, 12:41:13 AM »
A car forced to stop at traffic lights by your open window is belting out Bempt Luego.

It syncs up perfectly with your own speaker system’s strains of Bempt Luego. You and the driver fall in love. It lasts and you are happy, for a time.

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #773 on: September 08, 2019, 05:47:48 PM »
You can eat as much jelly as you want! It's a fact! And so easy to prove! I mean, look, have you ever shat out a bit of jelly? Of course not! Because all of the jelly goodness (and other bits) is absorbed into the body as healthy, helpful jelly energy. Eat as much jelly as you want!

Mmm, jelly.

Post sponsored by the Jelly Marketing Board

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #774 on: September 15, 2019, 12:28:46 PM »
"Hey you guys, it's your boy Jesus..." That's right. He's finally back and he has a YouTube channel.

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Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #775 on: September 15, 2019, 07:50:42 PM »
You get a job offer out of nowhere

Re: Euphoria II: The Fertile Brain.
« Reply #776 on: Yesterday at 06:44:09 PM »
Oxtail soup and a couple of fresh rolls, and The Andrew Neil Show is on in less than twenty minutes!