Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn  (Read 4207 times)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 10:05:21 PM »
I've got the Fear.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2017, 11:37:45 AM »
love it

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2017, 02:24:49 PM »
Naaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2017, 02:55:55 PM »
Hah!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2017, 10:21:43 PM »
oh my. is that necklace made of teeth?

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2017, 03:42:36 PM »
Have you got a shot ready, TheWoodenSpoon?

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2017, 08:16:29 PM »
I have sent a pm, but I think if we're not at least updated by tomorrow afternoon (say 24 hours after the deadline) I'm happy to award this one to Absorb the anus burn.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2017, 03:50:29 PM »
I've not heard anything from TheWoodenSpoon, so I'm calling this one for Absorb the anus burn.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2017, 04:10:19 PM »
Not what you'd call an intellectually nourishing exchange.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2017, 07:01:07 PM »
SHIT. I'll bash something out tomorrow if it's not too late. Things have been a bit hectic lately.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2017, 07:04:14 PM »
SHIT. I'll bash something out tomorrow if it's not too late. Things have been a bit hectic lately.

I'm happy with that so long as Absorb the anus burn is. But since we'll be waiting for kittens to get back from his hols this won't hold up the next round at all.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2017, 11:22:35 PM »
Of course - I'm happy with that.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2017, 12:47:47 PM »
NNGGGHMMMBUH!


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2017, 09:12:56 AM »
Aaiiiieeeeeee.


Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2017, 10:15:54 AM »
Great match.
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2017, 11:48:17 AM »
TheWoodenSpoon for that serve - which also appears to be the only shot that's the right size.  Shame on you both.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2017, 01:07:50 PM »
ATAB

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2017, 04:49:44 PM »
TheWoodenSpoon for that serve - which also appears to be the only shot that's the right size.  Shame on you both.

I didn't even realise TheWoodenSpoon's second wasn't the correct size until you pointed it out, although I let Anus's first shot slide because it looks like it at least has the ratio right. He loses points for the second one though. Remember, folks, if you make the next round, the shots need to be 600x800 or 800x600 pixels in size.

Anyway, Absorb the anus burn takes this one for me.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2017, 04:53:16 PM »
ANUS BURN

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2017, 07:05:24 PM »
Anuuuus buuuurn

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2017, 07:41:28 PM »
I didn't even realise TheWoodenSpoon's second wasn't the correct size until you pointed it out, although I let Anus's first shot slide because it looks like it at least has the ratio right. He loses points for the second one though. Remember, folks, if you make the next round, the shots need to be 600x800 or 800x600 pixels in size.

I've been embedding mine with the the correct dimensions, but the images are hi-res. Is this ok?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2017, 07:56:24 PM »
feelin' the burn for this one. waz the last shot wot won it

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2017, 08:02:13 PM »
I've been embedding mine with the the correct dimensions, but the images are hi-res. Is this ok?

I am okay with that. So long as all the shots conform within the threads. I assumed the rule was there just so we had a clear guideline to follow (the rules were written long before I was around), and save us from having shots of all different shapes and sizes. I can't detect a huge difference in quality between resizing the image and embedding with the correct dimensions, but someone with a keener eye might differ. If anyone has a reasonable objection, I'll probably ask you to make sure they're the right size in the next rounds, but I don't see an issue personally.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2017, 09:16:37 PM »
ATAB

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2017, 12:00:25 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2017, 02:54:32 AM »
Anus burn

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2017, 01:52:45 PM »
atab

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2017, 05:35:22 PM »
the sheer cavalierosity of the opening shot, gives me the spoons

Re: Wimblewrong 2017: Round 1 - TheWoodenSpoon v Absorb the anus burn
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2017, 09:04:13 AM »
Absorb the anus burn makes it through 9-3. Good game, both.