Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm  (Read 4249 times)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 10:39:15 PM »
i am now going on holiday until the seventh of next month
i have explained this to the boss though and he says it's o.k.
will play my return to hc,lw's return when i return
bon voyage x x

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2017, 10:40:01 PM »
I just choked on my own teeth at 'Cleggy FUCKING DIES!' - still giggling.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2017, 08:59:29 AM »
hasn't buddy boy here had his five days
i can't remember what the deal was here

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2017, 09:17:02 AM »
hasn't buddy boy here had his five days
i can't remember what the deal was here

He wasn't able to play last week, which is why you're playing each other, because that keeps disruptions to a minimum. I've said he could have until you got back from your holiday, that way we could work around both of your schedules. But if there's nothing posted by Friday morning (let's say 10am) we'll call the match for you because we won't want to be hanging around for much longer before the next round.

He doesn't seem to have been online in the last week and a half, so right now I'm not really expecting a shot, but you never know. I sent a reminder a couple of days ago.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2017, 01:38:48 PM »
I'm here and queer and something awful is coming today!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2017, 03:54:36 PM »



sorry for the delay

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2017, 04:50:35 PM »
sorry for the delay

It's fine. You're still within the limit I set. I'm glad we've still got a match on our hands.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2017, 07:53:48 PM »
^^ Ahhhhgh my eyes my eyes!!!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2017, 10:59:09 AM »
I recommend brillo pads.  One for each eye.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2017, 12:13:13 AM »
Okay then, we're just waiting for you two to finish this match before we can crack on with the next round, so please be sure to get your final shots in on time.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2017, 12:28:43 PM »
shot coming today, hopefully before 15:54 so it's within the time limit but it could be a bit late i dunno

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2017, 03:11:26 PM »
*PORN*

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2017, 03:44:54 PM »
I really really like that.
Well done.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2017, 05:38:08 PM »
'Compilation of people obeying the law' :-D :-D

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2017, 07:07:04 PM »
Possible shot of the tournament from young kittens there. My, how he's grown.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2017, 08:58:38 PM »
A beautiful bit of incognito mode browsing there...

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2017, 08:25:41 PM »


vote!

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2017, 08:33:22 PM »
Good effort, hands cold, liver warm, particularly with your final shot, but for me the reigning champ was too strong. Two excellent shots, and his second was close to perfect, with lots of great little gags in there. kittens it is.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2017, 08:38:08 PM »
Great rally. That last one from hands cold is really excellent. And major kudos for steering it in such a gruesome direction, in which kittens was only to glad to travel.

It's kittens for me for that second shot.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2017, 08:39:41 PM »
hands cold, liver warm for that first shot which made my eyes vomit... literally


Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2017, 08:40:49 PM »
By the way, the voting period will be reduced to 24 hours for this match, since we want to move on with the next round as soon as we can. That said, if it is a close one, and it seems like the loser has a chance of taking the high-scoring loser spot, I'll keep it open for the full 48 hours. We'll see how it goes - I'll bump the voting thread in General Bullshit a few times over the next 24 hours so we get as many votes in as we can.

Edit: Actually, fuck it. An extra 24 hours isn't going to cause much disruption and it's only fair to both players. 48 hours it is.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2017, 08:48:22 PM »
Wow so close I like Hands cold,liver warm s second , so him by a whisker

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2017, 09:20:09 PM »
Lovely stuff from both but kittens' second wins it for me.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2017, 09:51:38 PM »
Kittens by a whisker - lovely second shots from both!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2017, 09:54:26 PM »
The first match where I understood all the shots, so I'll vote in this one. kittens‘ MayHub got me hard.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2017, 10:15:17 PM »
I love hclw's final shot, but kittens just swipes it with his second - not to mention CLEGGY FUCKING DIES.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2017, 11:08:03 PM »
Has to be kittens. Some absolute belters there.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2017, 11:27:34 PM »
hands cold because im voting on nausea, - liquid wimblewrong all round tho

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Round One - kittens v hands cold, liver warm
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2017, 12:07:57 AM »
hands cold, for the candle
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