Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 1 Frazer vs pancreas

[Frazer]

fugga!



Three weeks of twelve hours shifts has left me bereft of art, time to break out the emergency Nige.

Oh, and the text I had to input for tinypic's CAPTCHA was 'Change is Good'. It's a funny old world.

[HasNothingToSay]

Best shot of the first round by a mile. I vote for Frazer*

*Can a mod bold this for me?

[pancreas]

SHAPLACK

[Frazer]

Who's Adam?

[pancreas]

Who's Adam?

Paul Nuttall.

[Frazer]

Cheers pancreas, thought you'd stuck a pair of glasses onto Corbyn. So Paul Nuttall with a really small cock, gotcha.

[pancreas]

Cheers pancreas, thought you'd stuck a pair of glasses onto Corbyn. So Paul Nuttall with a really small cock, gotcha.

Look, I don't make the masterpieces. If Michaelangelo's Adam has such a small cock, Nuttall'll have to live with it.

[Frazer]

GURF!

[pancreas]

KIP-PAH!

[Cerys]

I think my vote has to go to pancreas, for Nigel's Sistine Chapel appearance.

[Paul Calf]

That's a difficult choice. I love Frazer's second (OFAH always chimes well in WW) but the stark, brutal simplicity of pancreas's last shot wins it for me.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Pancreas for that final shot

[selectivememory]

pancreas' final shot is hilarious, but Frazer takes it for me with that belter of a serve.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Another superb round but Pancreas's second wins it for me.

[BlodwynPig]

Pancreas

[Johnny Yesno]

Frazer

[Absorb the anus burn]

Pancreas, but another close one.

[Mr Brightside]

Frazer

[HasNothingToSay]

Frazer for me although Pancras' second shot is a belter.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Pancreas and not just because he bought me a drink at the London CAB meet.

It's the two shot combo of Classic and Queasy.

[Black Ship]

Frazer. That opener was Epic.

[hedgehog90]

Pancreas

[Ferris]

Frazer

[kidsick5000]

Frazer if only for the first shot

[zomgmouse]

Tough
Tough
Tough
Tough
Frazer

[baptist]

Pancreas

[spamwangler]

im voting on nauseaety to its one for the panc-bank

[Birdie]

Frazer

[selectivememory]

In the closest match yet in this year's tournament, pancreas squeaks through 10-9. All is not lost for Frazer though, because as it stands he has a decent shot at qualifying as the highest-scoring loser for the next round.

Good game, both.

[Frazer]

Well done pancreas, 'twas a good match. I said last year I needed more cocks in my 'wrongs and you literally handed me one (albeit a really small one) and I didn't grasp it. If I scrape through on a loser's ticket, there's going to be an avalanche of schlongs!