Author Topic: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?  (Read 44989 times)

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #300 on: June 16, 2020, 09:54:17 AM »
TFTM have released plenty, so they're probably just having another break.
Pretty sure they couldn't keep their Patreon going if they'd stopped for good.
Bob did mention in one of the recent episodes that he was finding it hard to get anything productive done in lockdown, so that might be one reason to take a break

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #301 on: June 17, 2020, 07:39:23 PM »

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #302 on: June 17, 2020, 07:47:34 PM »
Done.

Get donating boys and girls.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #303 on: June 17, 2020, 08:13:07 PM »
Done here too, I should add. I loathe the way the Mail do these hatchet jobs on anyone they deem too "uppity" and powerless enough to not sue them and I hope someone finally gets to strike back at the shoe expert Bride of Pob and their ilk.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #304 on: June 26, 2020, 10:44:54 PM »
According to the Mirror, Andy accepted a police caution three weeks ago. So, I'd imagine they're just giving it a month or two.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #305 on: June 27, 2020, 01:09:22 AM »
According to the Mirror, Andy accepted a police caution three weeks ago.

I coulda nicked ya... but I diiidn’t.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #306 on: June 27, 2020, 11:51:16 AM »
According to the Mirror, Andy accepted a police caution three weeks ago. So, I'd imagine they're just giving it a month or two.

I hope he had legal advice. He's a wanker, but too many people accept cautions thinking it will make everything go away, rather than being a conviction. Still, he's unlikely to be applying for any actual jobs I suppose.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #307 on: June 29, 2020, 12:34:37 PM »
No Mince throughout July.

Sad times.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #308 on: June 29, 2020, 12:39:52 PM »
No Mince throughout July.

Sad times.

Where’d you hear that?

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #309 on: June 29, 2020, 12:41:56 PM »
Where’d you hear that?

Email this morning:

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Hello...
...just a quick update to let you know that as there'll be no new stuff from us in July, you won't be charged the monthly Parsnips subscription (there was no charge in June either).

Hope you're all safe and well! 

Thanks,

Bob & Andy

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #310 on: June 29, 2020, 03:15:06 PM »
Hope you're all safe and well!

That's nice innit Andy?

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #311 on: June 29, 2020, 06:36:17 PM »
Aw, that sucks. What's the longest break they've had before this? I hope it comes back.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #312 on: June 29, 2020, 07:13:50 PM »
Two month break between December 2016 and February 2017.
Two month break between February and April 2017.
Two month break between May and July 2017.
Three month break between September and December 2017.
Two month break between December 2019 and February 2020.

It'll be back, I'm sure.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #313 on: June 29, 2020, 08:32:52 PM »
The Patreon pause, rather than cancellation, suggests that it'll be back.
There's every chance that they had already planned to take June and July off anyway, as they've never warned of the previous long breaks.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #314 on: June 29, 2020, 09:25:44 PM »
The Patreon pause, rather than cancellation, suggests that it'll be back.
There's every chance that they had already planned to take June and July off anyway, as they've never warned of the previous long breaks.

Yeah, it's just something they do from time to time.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #315 on: June 30, 2020, 12:33:56 AM »
Steve Mc Laren and Casper heading for Dundee. That ensures it'll be back. All that tartan laminate flooring.

And speaking of which. Is this twat related ? https://www.linkedin.com/in/steve-mclaren-4744b436

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #316 on: June 30, 2020, 02:02:54 AM »
Two month break between December 2016 and February 2017.
Two month break between February and April 2017.
Two month break between May and July 2017.
Three month break between September and December 2017.
Two month break between December 2019 and February 2020.

It'll be back, I'm sure.

when was the incident with the pigeon

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #317 on: June 30, 2020, 02:08:55 AM »
Two month break between December 2016 and February 2017.
Two month break between February and April 2017.
Two month break between May and July 2017.
Three month break between September and December 2017.
Two month break between December 2019 and February 2020.

It'll be back, I'm sure.

Ah thanks, that makes me feel better about it. I only started listening to AM in 2019 (and plowed through them all in 2 and a half months), so wasn't really aware of previous hiatuses.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #318 on: July 01, 2020, 01:43:29 PM »
Bob is back on Twitter. So mince will be returning I’d say.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #319 on: July 04, 2020, 10:42:31 AM »
Athletico Mince for me shows just how funny a man Bob Mortimer is more than anything else he’s done. It’s one thing to be funny alongside Vic Reeves or Paul Whitehouse, but to have a show that is as hilarious as Mince despite one half of the act being painfully unfunny the majority of the time* is impressive as fuck.

* I do like the Corbyn bits.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #320 on: July 04, 2020, 03:12:49 PM »
If you’d like to read 59 pages of exactly that opinion then here’s the thread for you:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,52894.0.html

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #321 on: July 04, 2020, 03:49:33 PM »
Detest the Corbyn bits, but the one where he brought in Billy Bragg was surprisingly funny to my ears

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #322 on: July 04, 2020, 04:15:23 PM »
Really don't get all the anger at Andy Dawson, I think he's alright. Had a couple of pleasant exchanges with him on Twitter before the Shoe-Loving Bride of Pob chased him off.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #323 on: July 04, 2020, 05:02:23 PM »
I didn't listen to Athletico Mince for years because of Dawson's involvement. I hated 'Get In The Sea', 'Diana In Heaven' and his general Twitter persona. I'm still baffled by why Bob saw him on Twitter and thought him a good person to work on comedy with, but it gives hope to us all I suppose.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #324 on: July 04, 2020, 05:04:48 PM »
The only thing that I remember enjoying of his on Mince was the first 'Fox In My Kitchen' song. The Corbyn bits are beyond shite.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #325 on: July 04, 2020, 05:31:33 PM »
fox in my kitchen was ace

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #326 on: July 04, 2020, 08:39:15 PM »
I didn't listen to Athletico Mince for years because of Dawson's involvement. I hated 'Get In The Sea'

Oh, he's the one who did that? He'll probably still be lurking in here won't he?

Get in grave is just so much better - it's alliterative, it has a better rhythm, the lack of "the" makes it sound harsher yet more absurd, and the hard G and V sounds just sound better in insults than sybillant S and floaty EE. Pshaw.

Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #327 on: July 04, 2020, 09:00:45 PM »
What is 'get in grave'?

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #328 on: July 04, 2020, 09:11:28 PM »
ANDY DAWSON IDENTIFIED.

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Re: Andy Dawson's a touchy prick, isn't he?
« Reply #329 on: July 04, 2020, 09:13:28 PM »
Seriously though, "Get in grave" is "Get in the sea", except it emerged on here before Dawson started doing "Get in the sea". That said, I'm sure the similarity between these functionally and structurally identical memes is a TOTAL COINCIDENCE.

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