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Just been invited to a mass organised orgy

Started by Shit Good Nose, July 13, 2017, 11:26:26 AM

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Noonling

Suffice to say they're paying with dirty money.

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 21, 2018, 08:15:53 PM
I remember reading it. But you mentioned you have them all on FB now as friends?

Colombo: One more thing....

How is the cost spread out?

No, I meant they're all FB friends with each other (well, those that are on FB I guess).  I'm only FB (and real) friends with the mate who invited me.

As for the cost spread (fnarr) - no idea.  I'll whatsapp him now...


Quote from: Noonling on November 21, 2018, 08:19:29 PM
Suffice to say they're paying with dirty money.

They're ALL paying with dirty money by the time..., etc.

MojoJojo

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on November 21, 2018, 07:21:45 PM
EDIT - I bet they have done Minehead Butlins in the past, though.  They've done Center Parcs.

On mumsnet there's an in joke about Center Parcs being a euphemism for anal sex. I'm sure I could have wrangled a joke out of the quote, but it was harder than it first appeared and no one would have got  it on here so I haven't bothered.

I've assumed that none of these sex beasts are parents - is that correct?

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: MojoJojo on November 21, 2018, 08:39:22 PM
I've assumed that none of these sex beasts are parents - is that correct?

No idea.  I know they don't allow married couples or people already in relationships (I think because of things that happened in the past) and if any members do couple up in a proper relationship they have to leave.  But there could be divorced people who have got kids I suppose.  As far as I'm aware there are no kids as a result of all this fucking, as contraception is very strictly one of the rules (again, I think because of past events).


Okay, costs.  Apparently the final cost is £6975, which includes accommodation and flights only, not the ski instructors as he originally told me, but they're "only" £300 extra for the day.  They've all agreed that they'll pay on a sliding scale of what they can comfortably afford, so there is some subsidising going on, but it's still working out as quite a cheap christmas break for the richer members just because of the numbers.

Also the transgender member I thought was new is actually a previous member returning to the fold due to the end of a relationship, so they had already blazed that trail.


Sebastian Cobb

I look down on people who ski far more than sexual deviants.

Uncle TechTip

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on November 21, 2018, 08:53:28 PMsome subsidising going on, but it's still working out as quite a cheap christmas break for the richer members just the end of a relationship, so they had already blazed that trail.

Don't worry, I'll chip in some of the cost for you! I'll also be fucking you when we get there.

Do you think there's any power dynamic or is everyone equal and free to fuck or not fuck anyone else?

I know what you're going to say, they just love fucking.

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Uncle TechTip on November 21, 2018, 09:01:54 PM
Don't worry, I'll chip in some of the cost for you! I'll also be fucking you when we get there.

Do you think there's any power dynamic or is everyone equal and free to fuck or not fuck anyone else?

They just love...
Quote
I know what you're going to say, they just love fucking.

I think they're all on fairly equal terms and they can fuck or not fuck who they want.  But no one's allowed to force anyone into doing anything or force themselves onto someone else.

For what is basically a bunch of dirty grot bag perverts, they're well self regulated and considerate by the sound of things.  But then I guess this group wouldn't still be going as long as it has been if they weren't.

Pingers

I enjoy these updates, not so much from prurience but as one of those 'window on another world / slice of life' things, like going to a do at a working men's club in Maltby, only with classier venues and more fucking.

Depressed Beyond Tables

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on November 21, 2018, 08:53:28 PM
They've all agreed that they'll pay on a sliding scale

Well it is a skiing orgy trip.

biggytitbo

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on November 21, 2018, 05:16:08 PM
Numerous and repeated.


'Numerous and repeated instances of insertion' was the working title of Dame Thora Hird's autobiography of course.

Shit Good Nose

I've had the report back from the fucking and skiing festive orgy.

Basically fucking with a little bit of skiing.  All enjoyed themselves.  No one died of sex or avalanche and they avoided drone problems with their flights.

Nowt else to report really.

It comes to something when there's not much to say about an orgy involving over 20 people in a big ski lodge...

Kelvin

Orgies have a terrible rep, dont they? If you said you knew a couple who liked threesomes, I'd picture them as young, sexy and athletic.

Once you bump it up to an orgy, I picture something closer to a sexually charged Cab meet.

SteveDave

Are there designated sex times when you're all away for a mini-break? Like an itinerary?

9am Breakfast
10:30am Boning
12pm Big Shower
1pm Lunch
2pm Oral Pleasure
5pm Teeth Brushing
7pm Dinner
9pm to bedtime Puppetry Of The Penis

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Kelvin on January 08, 2019, 01:36:34 PM
Orgies have a terrible rep, dont they? If you said you knew a couple who liked threesomes, I'd picture them as young, sexy and athletic.

Once you bump it up to an orgy, I picture something closer to a sexually charged Cab meet.

I've said before there's a right mix of people - objectively beautiful and objectively uggo, and I've seen photos of many of them - but most of the group, apparently, aren't too bothered about looks.  It's all about the fucking - I've said several times that the most popular male member of the group isn't objectively good looking at all, he's just an amazing cocksman.


Quote from: SteveDave on January 08, 2019, 01:47:20 PM
Are there designated sex times when you're all away for a mini-break? Like an itinerary?

9am Breakfast
10:30am Boning
12pm Big Shower
1pm Lunch
2pm Oral Pleasure
5pm Teeth Brushing
7pm Dinner
9pm to bedtime Puppetry Of The Penis

No idea - I'm not a member of the group and, despite being invited to join by my mate numerous times, it's not something that appeals to me at all.  In fact he's been getting quite pushy with his invites of late.  In his defence it's only because he knows about my current situation with Mrs Nose's crazy pills completely killing her libido (3 years it's been since I've sunk my torpedo, CaBbers, 3 years!) and feels a bit sorry for me, but even so group sex with strangers is not something which floats my cock.


12pm Big Shower - all of them together?  Like an extension/continuation of the boning, or just making sure they get REALLY clean?

Norton Canes

Quote from: Kelvin on January 08, 2019, 01:36:34 PM
Once you bump it up to an orgy, I picture something closer to a sexually charged Cab meet.

So, a Cab meet.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

What happens after you cum and there's the melancholy tristesse to deal with but everyone around you is still fucking and you don't feel like it until a bit later? Is there a sort of Jizz based green room where you hang out (eh) and compare shags?

Janie Jones

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on January 08, 2019, 02:01:51 PM
...  he knows about my current situation with Mrs Nose's crazy pills completely killing her libido (3 years it's been since I've sunk my torpedo, CaBbers, 3 years!)


Apologies for off-topic post but maybe half a dozen times over a year or so you've mentioned this sad situation and I just want to say, it's absolutely not something you both just have to put up with. Maybe when Mrs Nose was first ill, just keeping her alive was the prescribing psychiatrist's priority, bugger the side effects, at least she's eating and having a shower... then seeing her achieve things like getting back to work felt like great progress ... but three years down the line it isn't normal to have zero libido and be in a celibate relationship (unless that's something you both want of course).

Mrs Nose's prescribing doctor should look at the lack of libido and should be able to adjust her meds to give her all the benefits of not being dangerously depressed without the side effect of not being able to enjoy sex with her partner.

Back to the sex people fucking in a ski lodge.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Just been reading the thread through from start to finish and apart from that incredible Rio Spa anecdote Janie's first post really made me laugh.

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Janie Jones on January 08, 2019, 08:10:49 PM
...stuff...

Thank you, genuinely, for your concern.

After first being diagnosed and prescribed anti-depressants, Mrs Nose went through several different ones and they all made her feel constantly ill, a couple of them made her effectively bed bound.  These ones (Sertraline) are the only ones she tried that didn't give her any problems whatsoever in that regard.  Unfortunately, the one single side-effect she does suffer from with them...

She has spoken to her gp (who is our town's mental health specialist) about it, but she(the gp)'s loathe to prescribe any other ones given that the Sertraline is working so well.  There's also the fact that Mrs Nose is on the absolute maximum dose (she was basically diagnosed with having extreme bi-polar, but without the highs) AND an accompanying opiate to help her sleep.

So anyway, we've talked about it and, whilst it's frustrating, I know I'd much rather have what we've got now (a very happy marriage where we genuinely enjoy each other's company, and I'm not constantly being accused of having affairs every time I go out with mates) than the realistic alternatives.

So, y'know - wanking thread.


Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 08, 2019, 08:00:02 PM
What happens after you cum and there's the melancholy tristesse to deal with but everyone around you is still fucking and you don't feel like it until a bit later? Is there a sort of Jizz based green room where you hang out (eh) and compare shags?

LOL.  I hope so.

Pingers

I'm in a similar boat, although Mrs Pingers' libido does surface very occasionally, like a nuclear sub. In some ways it's worse though, because I get excited again and then it disappears off to the Gulf or wherever for another 9 months. Modern pharmacology is pretty unsophisticated really.

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Pingers on January 08, 2019, 09:10:33 PM
I'm in a similar boat, although Mrs Pingers' libido does surface very occasionally, like a nuclear sub. In some ways it's worse though, because I get excited again and then it disappears off to the Gulf or wherever for another 9 months. Modern pharmacology is pretty unsophisticated really.

It is, but on the other hand Mrs Nose's (mostly positive) experience on anti-depressants has completely lifted all previous stigmas I had about them.  They've done absolute wonders for her and, by extension, me.

MojoJojo

Can I just congratulate you SNG for a) accepting a lack of sex with your partner and b) having the confidence to talk about it. Antidote to toxic masculinity and all that.

Sorry, drunk.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Pingers on January 08, 2019, 09:10:33 PM
I'm in a similar boat, although Mrs Pingers' libido does surface very occasionally, like a nuclear sub. In some ways it's worse though, because I get excited again and then it disappears off to the Gulf or wherever for another 9 months. Modern pharmacology is pretty unsophisticated really.

My libido is exactly like a dodo.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on January 08, 2019, 09:16:52 PM
It is, but on the other hand Mrs Nose's (mostly positive) experience on anti-depressants has completely lifted all previous stigmas I had about them.  They've done absolute wonders for her and, by extension, me.

We could swap partners, my wife would be genuinely delighted. My only option is to have a machine inserted into my testicles apparently.

mothman

Can everyone stop having a worse sex life than me please? It's threatening my raison d'etre.

St_Eddie


touchingcloth


pancreas

For my favourite sporadically recurring thread: difficult to decide between this and the leisure centres one.

touchingcloth

I saw it and assumed it had been reappearing regularly ever since I was last regular. I like to imagine SGN became fully engrossed despite his earlier inhibitions, and possibly that he even now posts while balls deep in one of the leisure centre function rooms he hasn't yet been barred from.