Just been invited to a mass organised orgy

[Ambient Sheep]

I know a very attractive lady in the States who is still a virgin at far older than 31.  Basically she started out seriously repressed due to evil parenting, then spent a few years doing 24/7 care for one of said parents, and by the time she was available again, all her chances had passed her by.  Now she'd quite like to give it a go - she's not lacking in drive - but of course it's now such a big thing in her head (ho-ho) that she wants to wait for the right person...

...so it's by no means impossible, Quincey.  Don't give up hope.

[Glebe]

I can't say that it's ever going to be something I reflect back on and wish I said yes to.  Not my bag at all.  But, y'know, each to their own and that.

Not that I'd even ever get asked, but I think I'm probably too much of a nervous, sensitive fellow to even consider it.

[Ambient Sheep]

The word 'venue' in the opening post is what I found intriguing.

Sports hall? Cons club?

I can't speak for this event in particular, but you'd be amazed at what goes on on industrial estates.  You'd never look at them the same way again if you knew.

[newbridge]

Orgy of escorts and me manning the steam tables at the buffet. That's the ticket.

[Glebe]

I can't speak for this event in particular, but you'd be amazed at what goes on on industrial estates.  You'd never look at them the same way again if you knew.

That's classic CaB postin'!

[Zetetic]

The whole idea is really unpleasant and depressing to me. Yikes.

Even the venue hire aspect?

[Dr Rock]

I would not go as I don't care what anyone says, it will be full of mingers.

[Icehaven]

What if you're the first to "finish" at an orgy? Do you just sit down playing on your phone until everyone else is done or do you silently slip out the door as you try and fail to awkwardly tell the organiser who's in the middle of sex "cheers for the invite, mate, I'm off. See you." and get a grunt in response?

That's a good point, given they're sex addicts there's always going to be at least one going ''Aww come on, someone must be up for one more go.'' It's like any party, no one wants to be the first to arrive or the last man, er, standing.

[biggytitbo]

A real orgy will be like getting picked for team sports in PE, all the best players will be picked at the beginning and you'll be left with an asthmatic fatty.

[Icehaven]

Maybe it ends when everyone has had a go with everyone they want to that wants to with them. Or is that statistically impossible? I can't work it out, I'm too disturbed by the whole idea of it tbh. Industrial estates, really?

[Twed]

How would you be able to concentrate with all those people around?

Also why are all orgies in MASSachusetts HAHA good joke right

Also I haven't read the entire thread so I imagine somebody has already said this, but Quincey, this kind of meaningless encounter would definitely make you feel lonelier, and would not be a good way to introduce yourself to the world of sex. It's likely to be disappointing and awkward, which will make you feel worse. Get on OKCupid and write an honest profile, you'll have no trouble. You need somebody who will love you and also fuck your shoes off.

[Steven]

Steven, you couldn't even organise an orgy in a bloody...orgy factory, so I don't know what you're arsing on about.

You couldn't arrange a deck of cards into a 48 bit De Bruijn sequence even if someone PM'ed you all the basic workings!

[Glebe]

Not really, it's just a bit pockmarked, sort of bendy in places, just doesn't look like any of the cocks in grumble. I don't really have any non-grumble cocks to compare it to. I wonder if you go to the doctor's and tell them you are a bit worried about your cock  they get out a load of photos of cocks and ask you if it looks like any of these before you get your cock out. I'm not worried about it but it does look very odd to me, nothing I can put my finger on but doesn't look like the grumble cocks.

Even the venue hire aspect?

ESPECIALLY the venue hire aspect! No but seriously all the effort and everything put in to set it up is a bit freaky to me.

[biggytitbo]

If I was a professional orgy organiser I'd have lino put down rather than carpeting. It might not be as sexy but it'd definitely be more practical.

[pancreas]

If I was a professional orgy organiser I'd have lino put down rather than carpeting. It might not be as sexy but it'd definitely be more practical.

Well, if you're going to think like that you may as well just hold it in an abattoir. Can just hose it all down afterwards.

[WesterlyWinds]

Do you reckon anyone's ever held an orgy in one of them zorbing balls?

[Twed]

I can't find the relevant thread for this, so:

[biggytitbo]

Well, if you're going to think like that you may as well just hold it in an abattoir. Can just hose it all down afterwards.

Have you never played Hitman: Contracts?

[weekender]

Reading this thread, I think I've discovered a new facial expression

It's born of a mixture of bewilderment, curiosity, disgust and disbelief. I literally don't think I've ever had to form this expression before.

You must be new here.

[touchingcloth]

I think that an orgy shouldn't be over until everyone has done a cum on top of and underneath everyone else in every single possible pairwise permutation, and the winner is the person who has done or caused the highest number of cums in total.

[pancreas]

I think that an orgy shouldn't be over until everyone has done a cum on top of and underneath everyone else in every single possible pairwise permutation, and the winner is the person who has done or caused the highest number of cums in total.

With an orgy, it's the taking parts that counts.

[Anagram of a Shit Name]

Just going to throw this idea out there;


CaB orgy??

[Noddy Tomkey]

I would like to go to one of these. I presume it's not like swinging, I don't have to bring someone. It's a shame I couldn't take your place.

Sorry if it's been said before, but I hain't got time to read four pages while I drop the kids off.

Quincey, my dear friend - these types of things are quite easy to find on the internet.

Do it! Do it a lot.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Not really, it's just a bit pockmarked, sort of bendy in places, just doesn't look like any of the cocks in grumble. I don't really have any non-grumble cocks to compare it to. I wonder if you go to the doctor's and tell them you are a bit worried about your cock  they get out a load of photos of cocks and ask you if it looks like any of these before you get your cock out. I'm not worried about it but it does look very odd to me, nothing I can put my finger on but doesn't look like the grumble cocks.

Does anyone else who is a man feel like this about their cock?

Surely it won't matter how it looks when it's inside a fanny and no-one can therefore see it?

[Icehaven]

Just going to throw this idea out there;


CaB orgy??

You mean you haven't already be...never mind.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Yeah, you should see the Penderel's Oak after one of our so-called 'CaB meets'. Not a square inch of the place not plastered in some or all forms of bodily fluids after that's gone down

[Anagram of a Shit Name]

You mean you haven't already be...never mind.

Hang on....is CaB "meet" code for "orgy"?

[Gwen Taylor on ITV]

Do you have to be good looking and not ugly to get invited to these sex parties.

[weekender]

The orgies or the CaB meets?

[Small Man Big Horse]

I can't speak for this event in particular, but you'd be amazed at what goes on on industrial estates.  You'd never look at them the same way again if you knew.

Blimey, a quick google proves you're  not wrong! https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=industrial+estate+sex+party&oq=indu&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l4.2663j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8