Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour  (Read 2666 times)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2017, 06:36:49 PM »
 If I were to say to you
 "Can you keep a secret?"
 Would you know just what to do
 Or where to keep it?
 Then I say "I love you"
 And foul the situation
 "Hey girl I thought we were
 the right combination"
 Who broke my heart?
 You did you did
 Bow to the target,
 Blame cupid, cupid
 You think you're smart
 Stupid, stupid
 Shoot that Poisson arrow though to my heart
 Shoot that Poisson arrow
 No rhythm in cymbals
 No tempo in drums
 Love on arrival
 She comes when she comes
 Right on the target
 But wide of the mark
 What I thought was the fire
 Was only the spark
 The sweetest melody
 Is an unheard refrain
 So lower your sights, yeah but raise your aim,
 raise your aim
 I thought you loved me but it seems you don't care
 I care enough to know I can never love you
 Who broke my heart?
 You did you did
 Bow to the target,
 Blame cupid, cupid
 You think you're smart
 Stupid, stupid
 Right from the start
 When you knew we would part
 Shoot that Poisson  arrow though to my heart
 Shoot that Poisson arrow

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2017, 07:03:47 PM »
poisson 4 mentiioning me

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2017, 07:22:21 PM »
Poisson

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2017, 09:09:59 PM »
Poisson Du Jour.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2017, 02:14:35 AM »
Pancreas.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2017, 10:29:57 PM »
I make that 14-3 to Poisson Du Jour. Great effort from pancreas, but PDJ was just too strong.

This result means that high-scoring loser kittens is now confirmed as a quarter-finalist. Spoon of Ploff is currently hanging on in the second HSL spot, with about 24 hours to go before the final result is called.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2017, 12:32:19 AM »
One in the eye for islets of laquer hands

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2017, 12:35:08 AM »
14-3. Haha. Embarrassing, pancrearse. Haha.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2017, 01:23:36 AM »
Good match Poisson. Personally I was floored by your first shot and while the second, to my eyes, stank of rank amateurism, I can see nonetheless imagine the appeal to the dilettanti.

Notwithstanding---for those who didn't vote for me: I hope you all die of typhoid.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2 pancreas vs Poisson Du Jour
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2017, 12:34:39 PM »
Well played. The second was unapologetic gallery-playing, but I was bored of the political stuff and my only other idea was something along the lines of "McDonalds is bad".