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Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« on: July 14, 2017, 08:09:03 PM »
Here goes...

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2017, 08:20:07 PM »
FUCK i forgot
will have something posted before end of the day today if this is acceptable
sorry folks

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2017, 08:38:03 PM »
No worries.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2017, 12:32:34 AM »
*chips*

i felt 'wankers crisps' would be too obvious

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2017, 12:03:13 AM »
Just a warning that the following picture is very wrong and very nsfw.
















So as a warning I'm providing lots of space between here and the offending work.


















Here it comes.




















Ready?



















*arrrghh-gargle-splat-choak-ghhggghgghh*



My sincerest apologies, everybody.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2017, 01:03:44 AM by hedgehog90 »

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2017, 08:49:45 AM »
Fuck me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2017, 10:24:35 AM »
Yeah I know.

Sorry.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2017, 11:44:45 AM »
lol, maybe I should have taken you a bit more seriously when you said:

I'm afraid I might unwittingly create something so awful that a banning would be in order.

I was thinking the other day that we haven't really had a properly depraved and grotesque (or Waspy-esque) shot yet this year, but that has surpassed anything I could have imagined someone coming up with. I'm still just laughing at the idea of someone sitting down and making that.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2017, 02:44:35 PM »
holy shit

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2017, 07:24:12 PM »
Fuck me, reigning champion kittens is in trouble here, he's going to have pull something truly disgusting out of the bag to win the game.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2017, 09:07:22 PM »
not safe for work too i guess

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2017, 09:20:32 PM »
kittens has played a strong match but hedgehog90's second has scarred me for life, so naturally he gets my vote.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2017, 09:23:14 PM »
kittens played a great match, with a very funny final shot, but how could I not vote for hedgehog90 after that? I was honestly breathless with laughter when I first saw it last night, and I was just too stunned to post anything until this morning. It belongs in the Wimblewrong Hall of Fame Shame alongside the very worst of Waspy.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2017, 09:24:56 PM »
kittens returns are more than equal to the server's shots, for me.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2017, 09:29:33 PM »
That second hedgehog shot was breathtaking, but I have to give my vote to kittens for the livid disdain shown in the last return.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2017, 10:06:48 PM »
kittens

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2017, 10:45:15 PM »
Has to be hedgehog90 for memories of Tubgirl.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2017, 10:56:58 PM »
I mean kittens did try but the beautiful simplicity of hedgehog90 is overpowering. I thought my Farage colonoscopy last year was bad. Hoo boy.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2017, 11:37:39 PM »
I can't get Cabby out of my head now, especially the infected arseholes for eyes. How does he speak?

I vote kittens, although I don't think CAB is obsessed with cocks, spunk or poo. Or infected arseholes. Or vaginas.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2017, 12:19:25 AM »
And here I was proud of my unposted dildo machine pic, like a naive fool...

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2017, 12:21:27 AM »
Hedgehog90. Now i have to find some mind bleach.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2017, 03:22:30 AM »
hedgehog. Purest, unadorned filth.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2017, 03:23:05 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2017, 08:57:05 AM »
hedgehog... But well done both.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2017, 09:15:48 AM »
amazing all round, but hedgehog is a guided missile of awfulness for me here

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2017, 12:06:57 PM »
kittens

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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2017, 03:50:22 PM »
kittens

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2017, 07:27:22 PM »
kittens, for the last shot.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2017, 07:30:58 PM »
kittens. CaBby really is a magnificent creation.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 - Round 2: hedgehog90 vs kittens
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2017, 08:06:08 PM »
that. was. liquid shit.


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