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Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« on: July 27, 2017, 11:25:35 PM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2017, 08:04:35 PM »
Oh God, I actually want to play Gove Simulator 2017.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2017, 09:51:33 PM »
Nice shot. (Extraneous commentary removed, lest it upset the umpire)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2017, 03:56:29 PM »

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2017, 06:53:42 PM »
These are both beautiful.  I may have trouble choosing when the time comes to vote.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2017, 07:39:18 PM »
return

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2017, 11:39:49 AM »
fucking hell. Can you please do this for a living?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2017, 02:54:19 PM »
*CHICKENS!!!*

I mean

*COCKS!!!*


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I'M SORRY KITTENS



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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2017, 03:10:18 PM »
Going to go with kittens for the Gove Simulator. All four shots were very accomplished, but I think that the initial idea was funnier than anything that followed.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2017, 03:11:18 PM »
zomgy. That first return was beautifully done and the last shot was too audacious not to love.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2017, 03:12:13 PM »
Fucking excellent.

I like kittens DOOM parody.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2017, 03:14:28 PM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2017, 03:42:31 PM »
Superb stuff from both but kittens Doom parody gets my vote.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2017, 03:52:56 PM »
I'm finding it impossible to choose.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2017, 04:33:16 PM »
Kittens - the fried chicken in the doom parody is what clinched it for me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2017, 06:48:09 PM »
If we were voting on single shots, zomg's second would get my vote.
But I'm afraid kittens gets my non-hypothetical vote.
kittens is consistent.
kitsistensy is the keyttens.

That's kittens.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2017, 07:11:35 PM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2017, 07:38:40 PM »
not a big fan of Doom so that left zomgmouse with a tap in to win... you missed an open goal zomgmouse. why???

calling this one a draw after two really smashing first shots

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2017, 08:27:54 PM »
Zomg.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2017, 01:26:46 AM »
Kittens.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2017, 03:57:56 AM »
zomg

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2017, 08:38:29 AM »
Kittens

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2017, 10:34:35 AM »
Kittens

Hey, all male israel, you know are allowed to vote in matches which don't involve kittens, right?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2017, 11:58:59 AM »
i promise he isn't my sockpuppet. he is my friend tom who i always ask to vote for me. you can disallow his vote if you want

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2017, 12:11:25 PM »
I wasn't suggesting that he was your sockpuppet, but if you have been asking him to vote for you I don't think his votes should count, especially given that he's never voted in any matches not involving you. Usually I'd say people can vote for who they want for whatever reason, but it should at least be based on the merits of the match at hand.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2017, 12:32:00 PM »
yeah fair enough. wimblewrong vote rigging scandal

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2017, 12:55:12 PM »
I don't even want to vote for him. He blackmails me into it. I wish I was joking.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2017, 01:30:35 PM »
In light of this voter fraud I think if kittens had even a shred of decency he'd withdraw from WimbleWrongs immediately and start putting on more of his lovely CAB radio shows by way of penance.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2017, 03:08:33 PM »
kittens' voter fraud not looking good for Corbyn.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Quarter Final - kittens vs zomgmouse
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2017, 03:12:31 PM »
^that counts as an extra vote