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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #60 on: September 16, 2017, 01:05:07 AM »
55. At the point of climax one of them inexplicably shouts out the N-word, and they spend days on twitter explaining why this was entirely forgivable because it occurred within 'a heated wanking moment'.

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2017, 12:32:45 AM »
56. Hilariously and unconvincingly attempts to plug something called 'Brainforce Plus' on infowars.
https://twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/926546199011786752

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2017, 01:56:34 AM »
A SUSTAINABLE BURST OF ENERGY

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2017, 11:13:39 AM »
A SUSTAINABLE BURST OF ENERGY

Imagine if he took too many and got an unsustainable burst of energy; he'd turn into an ignorant version of Akira.

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2017, 11:59:58 AM »
WITHOUT ANY OF THE CRASHES OR THE JITTERS

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2017, 01:42:43 PM »


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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #67 on: November 05, 2017, 08:03:57 PM »
59 Spend all day talking about how the people laughing at him are totally triggered you guys.

60 Believing foreskin removal is some jew ploy to emasculate western men, PJW sits down in front of Last Man Standing and eats his own smegma with a little chemistry lab spatula.

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #68 on: November 05, 2017, 08:48:01 PM »
61. Become severely depressed, attempt suicide by overdosing on Brain Force Plus as it makes his energy levels become unsustainable

62. Upload a video of himself wanking into a hijab, suggesting it'll emancipate Muslim women from their male overlords

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2017, 12:44:17 AM »
Never heard of this guy and looked up his wikipedia

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One of his first jobs was cleaning toilets at a sports arena, but he gave this up to concentrate on Infowars and his website PropagandaMatrix

63. Gives up his job as the co-host of Infowars to concentrate on cleaning toilets at a medium-sized sports hall in Barnsley

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #70 on: November 06, 2017, 01:30:17 AM »
10. Cheer himself up by having a big wank to the last 15 minutes of Taxi Driver.

Who hasn't done that?

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #71 on: November 06, 2017, 03:46:42 PM »
64. Kill Sheffield United fans

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Sean Bean’s popularity is also on the wane. I knew someone who met him in a pub in Sheffield and said he was a pompous twat. He also supports Sheffield United, which automatically makes him a cunt. I could never respect anyone who supports Sheffield United.

https://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2016/11/07/paul-joseph-watson-18264#

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #72 on: November 06, 2017, 03:53:50 PM »

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2017, 01:26:13 PM »
65. Takes triple the recommended dosage of Brain Force Plus and as a result becomes unstuck in time, perceiving events 5 minutes before they happen due to having three times the "neural activation" he should. He has a vision of the Xbox One camera seeing his penis, but is powerless to fight fate

66. SCROTUM AND PENIS

67. Takes his daily InfoWars Super Male Vitality supplement, but notices the taste is off. With horror, he inspects the bottle closer to reveal that he has mistakenly ingested InfoWars Super Female Vitality instead. He strides to the mirror and screams "CUCK! CUCK! CUCK!" at his reflection for 6 unbroken hours until his t-levels return to normal

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2018, 03:02:52 PM »
68. Pretends he doesn't find a beauty pagent winner attractive.
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1036570615690526722

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #75 on: September 03, 2018, 06:37:30 PM »
69. WAHEEEY! PJW flies into a rage when a friendly muslim interrupts a video shoot by trying to sell smokeless fuel door to door.

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #76 on: September 03, 2018, 06:41:33 PM »
29. PJW attempts to pronounce words in his native Sheffield accent rather than saying 'Youtoob' and 'An-tie Trump' in an attempt to appeal to an American audience.

As a result, he posts a video in which he asserts that he won't give up his reyt to free speech wi'aht a feyt. This confuses all his YouTube followers who are now picturing something involving hook-a-duck, a tombola and cake stalls. This latter reminds them of Nadia winning Bake Off and they are all triggered.

Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2019, 08:04:00 PM »
PJW voluntarily eats some 'trendy' food then has a benny about it.

Whole thread is immense:
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1103113917302296583

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2019, 06:07:20 AM »
The replies consist almost totally of ridicule.

Note that there were two rib options and a fillet steak on that menu too.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2019, 09:07:22 AM by Paul Calf »

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Re: The 100 epic tasks of Paul Joseph Watson
« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2019, 09:02:03 AM »
70. PJW stubs his toe coming down the stairs. A series of 16 anger tweets go out, complaining of the design of the staircase culminating in the final tweet hailing Prince Phillip as being correct in his assessment that Indians can't build things sufficiently.