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Gary Glitter - Another Cock And Balls Christmas

Started by 20footcockandballs, December 16, 2004, 12:39:33 AM

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20footcockandballs

Perhaps more Avid Merrion than Brass Eye, but what the heck, I can take the flak, so do your worst you arse candles!  However if you don't like it, I will cry like a weepy leg ulcer.

Another Cock And Balls Christmas
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kid's ass
kid's ass
kid's ass

light the lights, ring the chimes
cum on in its party time
raise your ass for old lang syne
cum on and stick cock up for all mankind
good to see kids i know
kissin' under the mistletoe
i love to hear the children sing
it looks like santa's gonna' have my ring...

(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
paedos hiding in the trees
you'll never guess what you'll catch from me
(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
you better be off home, shut up tight
but don't tell your mummy what I did tonight

guys and gals stay up late
they're so excited they can't wait to mate
let there be a length of girth
cum from my balls for all I'm worth
were gonna' laugh were gonna' sing
were gonna' meet with the paedo ring
pull my cracker
let me shoot the white stars all upon your knee

(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
all dressed up so here we go
do i see bellends shooting snow?
(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
tonight old santa never ever stops
wipes his cock around the chimney tops

and you'll be cummin' in your stockings
when you see your big suprise
cause you'll be cummin' in your stockings
you won't believe what's between your thighs

cum on in join the fun
it's kid's ass time for everyone
may your cheeks be plump and ripe
this aint gonna' be no prison gimp's pipe
see the spunk glistening
soon they're gonna' pump it all back in
Everyone's felching suck me quick
i'm gonna bite the pillow for old saint nick

(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
paedos hiding in the trees  
you'll never guess what you'll catch from me
(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
you're better be off home, shut up tight
but don't tell your mummy what I did tonight

kid's ass
kid's ass
kid's ass
its kid's ass

(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
all dressed up so here we go
do i see bellends shooting snow?
(another cock and balls christmas)
another kid's ass cock and balls
tonight old santa never ever stops
wipes his cock around the chimney tops

Bogey


imitationleather


falafel

I've never seen a leg ulcer cry. Show me how it's done, if you will, because what you've got written there is the sort of stuff the class bully was rejecting back in '99 when he was trying to decide which song to embarrass the teacher with.

(But you know that already, don't you).

Mr Flunchy


20footcockandballs

Quote from: "falafel"because what you've got written there is the sort of stuff the class bully was rejecting back in '99 when he was trying to decide which song to embarrass the teacher with.
I was the snivelling, spotty little wanker at the back of the class that nicked all my material from the bully.

SPAMBOT

((PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS SITE TO SELL YOUR CD'S - THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING)) - SPAMBOT

Bogey


20footcockandballs

Quote from: "Mr Flunchy"How long did that take to write?
Well it was either write that or do some ironing.

Mr Flunchy

Quote from: "20footcockandballs"
Quote from: "Mr Flunchy"How long did that take to write?
Well it was either write that or do some ironing.

Well you certainly 'creased' my sides!

20footcockandballs

Quote from: "Mr Flunchy"
Quote from: "20footcockandballs"
Quote from: "Mr Flunchy"How long did that take to write?
Well it was either write that or do some ironing.

Well you certainly 'creased' my sides!

When I finally got the iron in my hand I decided to bash myself over the head with it.

falafel

Ah well, at least you're good humoured about it. (that last comment made me snicker)

slim

Quote from: "SPAMBOT"((PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS SITE TO SELL YOUR CD'S - THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING)) - SPAMBOT
I don't understand. Is there some undercurrent of CD selling I can't work out? Or is SPAMBOT just firing off an automated response for any given situation as a robot would?

Xander

Quote from: "slim"
Quote from: "SPAMBOT"((PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS SITE TO SELL YOUR CD'S - THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING)) - SPAMBOT
I don't understand. Is there some undercurrent of CD selling I can't work out? Or is SPAMBOT just firing off an automated response for any given situation as a robot would?

I think he's going a bit loopy - I found this in another thread:

Quote from: "SPAMBOT"((DANGER! WIL ROBINSON! DANGER! DANGER!)) - SPAMBOT

slim

Quote from: "Xander"I think he's going a bit loopy - I found this in another thread:

Quote from: "SPAMBOT"((DANGER! WIL ROBINSON! DANGER! DANGER!)) - SPAMBOT
Hee hee. Brilliant :)

Godzilla Bankrolls


Pinball

Quote from: "Beloved Aunt"'Paedo' humour is a bit passe, no?
Have you grown out of it? ;-)

Jemble Fred

No offence to the original poster, but the joy of that song is that the lyrics are already horribly suspect as they are – changing them is just over-egging it.

20footcockandballs

Quote from: "Jemble Fred"No offence to the original poster, but the joy of that song is that the lyrics are already horribly suspect as they are – changing them is just over-egging it.

Oh go on, offend me!  I deserve it!

sproggy

Are the kids still into bums and willies then?

Blimey, some things will never change.

Quote from: "20footcockandballs"
Oh go on, offend me!  I deserve it!

You...You...Ross Noble Fan!

20footcockandballs

Quote from: "12 years, 11 months old"
Quote from: "20footcockandballs"
Oh go on, offend me!  I deserve it!

You...You...Ross Noble Fan!

not ashamed of that, best standup I'd seen in years!

Mr Flunchy

Where does the hatred for Ross Noble come from anyway?  I haven't heard much of his stuff, but the BBC radio series he did when he travelled the world doing standup was great.

kidsick5000

Just  to say, that to my constant amazment,
Singapore radio is still playing 'Another Rock nRoll Christmas".

Bogey

Paedophilia doesn't exist in Singapore, rather like rabies in the United Kingdom.
They have a strict quarantine procedure.