Author Topic: Noel Edmonds is Unwell  (Read 46607 times)

Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #840 on: January 07, 2019, 10:59:18 AM »
if he fucks off to New Zealand, can he take all the fruit machines with him please? Pubs would probably stop haemorrhaging punters if going to them stops involving having that cunt's smug face staring at you every time

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Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #841 on: January 07, 2019, 03:50:05 PM »
Noel is VERY unhappy about that story - https://twitter.com/StevePenk/status/1081941805204164609

He had no such compunctions about selling Crinkley Bottom, however.

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Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #842 on: January 07, 2019, 05:12:10 PM »
Noel is VERY unhappy about that story - https://twitter.com/StevePenk/status/1081941805204164609

I never thought I'd hear a fuming man angrily make the statement "it's a matter of record; I had a fabulous time" and yet, here we are.


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Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #845 on: January 09, 2019, 04:46:51 AM »
if he fucks off to New Zealand, can he take all the fruit machines with him please? Pubs would probably stop haemorrhaging punters if going to them stops involving having that cunt's smug face staring at you every time

I used to have an identical shirt to the one he's wearing on one of them. I don't anymore though.

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Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #846 on: January 09, 2019, 09:23:00 AM »
"Noel I heard you were thinking of moving to New Zealand"

"These are absolutely disgusting lies"

Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #847 on: January 13, 2019, 09:00:12 AM »
That looks like a very comfy jumper he's wearing.

Re: Noel Edmonds is Unwell
« Reply #848 on: January 13, 2019, 10:25:07 AM »
if he fucks off to New Zealand, can he take all the fruit machines with him please? Pubs would probably stop haemorrhaging punters if going to them stops involving having that cunt's smug face staring at you every time

I do like the idea of him shipping out thousands of fruiters with his boat race on to be released into the wild in New Zealand.